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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 15h

I can’t pronounce vegan and I don’t know what keto even is

snoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on his face .

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

Alt: snoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on his face .

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

98,647 m or km

Potato potato

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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

He’s the best ! 🖤🐾

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

Can u stand it !!! It’s a 2004 !!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

Omg 😳

89,776 m

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

🤭 and he’s so ewww

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

Me too 🤣 I just keep typing random numbers 😊 I’m at 104,537 miles or something

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

You’ve had this car for 21 years 🤭

Okay 104,764 I’m back in miles now

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

* necks

a man is wearing a black jacket and a necklace and has the words think about it on his face .

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

Good point

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a man with glasses and the words " it 's true " behind him

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

I really dooooooo!!!

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a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt that says finally on it

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

I honestly don’t understand miles

They seem really random

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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

Did I winnnnnn ??????

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a bald man is making a funny face and pointing at the camera with the words `` muhhaha '' .

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

I’m a trickster 🤭

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a young boy standing in front of a door with a bicycle parked in the background

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

🤣 dippity. Amirite?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

🫡

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

So I have it surrounded?

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

I mix almost everything up tho

At least I noticed this one 🤣

a picture of a man with a caption that says jarvis convert miles to kilometers

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

bags and they’re like rabbits

I started with 2 in my trunk now there are seventy something

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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

114,738 km!!!

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woody and jessie from toy story hugging with the words " you got a friend in me "

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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

🤎🐾

Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

I knew I could count on you!

Alt: woody and jessie from toy story hugging with the words " you got a friend in me "

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Doctor Waffles @doctorwaffles.bsky.social · 1d

Sweet! They just like having you around

Consider this the highest compliment

But who wouldn’t?!