the Blue Jays have been the better team - save and except 2 exceptional outings by one pitcher and 1 game of brilliance by their superstar- it's pretty clear the Jays have been by far the better team!

let's go Blue Jays!

and they could have won yesterday save for a stupid base running mistake!

I've seen this story play out before-

within 2 years he'll be battling with an ERA around 6 or 7 with a record of 20 and 50 and have at least one stint in the minors

flash in the pan is great until hitters catch up to you!

as a Blue Jays fan- may you fuck all the way off!

not really BUT at least we wont let you literally die on the streets because you cant afford health care- so there's that!

Assholes like this deserve to be kicked in the balls- often and by someone that knows how!

come to Canada- it's like the USA but without the - you know - fucking bat shit crazies! we already have the metric system universal health care and ICE is what we skate on not what kidnaps us! we're polite and friendly and you can proudly say you're a Canadian when you travel - we're well respected

So he’s cool with his wife burning for eternity in hell? Because according to his bronze aged cannibalistic death cult mythology that’s the fate that awaits her “soul” -whatever the fuck that is!

is that going to eb subject to the child rapist's tariffs as well?

in other words America- prepare to pay A LOT MORE for EVERYTHING with less and less money and with no fucking job!

almost seems like hiring a rapist child molester as your president really wasn't the smartest thing to do!

nah! how about FUCK YOU! instead!

great list

I would only add the following:

- love is love in whatever form or manner it is expressed
-you shall NOT under any circumstances whatsoever harm a child!
-human dignity and respect is universal irrespective of the colour of one's skin or one's genitalia!

as John Oliver so aptly stated- there are only 4 words that bullies understand- only 4

"fuck you- make me!"

and you all want us Canadians to join your smoldering pile of dogshit?

when Canada ranks in the top 5 in every one of the first set of categories?

hard fucking pass!

and elbows up Canada- we'll find new partners to trade with and I'll never step foot again in your dystopian nightmare again!

as Dylan so rightly said- when you've got nothing you've got nothing to loose

your country is circling the drain and is being flushed down the toilet

you will NEVER be seen as a respected country again!

nothing that this drug dealing mafioso fucking asshole does is smart

he's about the dullest knife in the drawer- has the intellect of wet paint and the charism of an enema

and his base loves him because of- not despite- all of this!

still thinking that Florida is an inviting place to us Canadians, eh snowbirds? think again! and god help you if you have the wrong accent and/or skin colour....

the No Kings rallies were real cool and all BUT where the actual fuck were all of you last November when it really mattered?

No offence people but from the outside you all look like a bunch of sports fans complaining after the fact that your favorite team lost

fuck you asshole! the only thing that should be stopping for you is the blood circulation to what's left of your syphilis infected dementia riddled brain!

My 10 year-old daughter asked:

"Dad, are we going to get shot if we go to the march?"

THIS is exactly what Donald Trump wants our innocent kids to fear.

We refuse to be scared.
WE WILL SEE YOU THERE!!!!!
#NoKingsDayOct18th

seriously America what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

you can actually trace the progression of the myth from the first gospel of Luke to John's gospel- the transition from "holy man" to "god man"- it's pure fiction written in ancient Greek and copied & translated & copied again to the point where different versions are now either cannon or heretical

I’m surprise it’s that high actually

trust us- here in Canada we are indeed horrified!

apart from the genocide and the blood of innocent children you mean, right?

Also- your father-in-law raped children for fun- you sick fuck!

Zionist cunts!