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DoctorWolfBoy

@doctorwolfboy.bsky.social

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Doctor. Wolf. Boy. Here to talk about Pokemon and Transformers and occasionally say something snippy about statistics or neurology

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DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · 17d

Where the fuck is the bar in this hospital?

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · 18d

Fun fact the suicide rate in Las Vegas, Nevada is 100%

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · 21d

Petition to start calling the middle of the night “dark noon”

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DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · 21d

Mad Libs but the prompt is just the single correct answer

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · 26d

Why does the doctor in the “five little monkeys” song have a fake Asian accent?

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Sep 7

Somebody’s really gotta do something about this whole Israel/Palestine deal

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Sep 4

Sure as hell don’t care about “yOuR fAiTh” and it’s impact on your stand up comedy

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Sep 1

USA Honmoon weak AF

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DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Aug 5

I have no fucking clue how an LLM works, but I do know that computers that are on fire don’t work as well

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jul 28

Ableist phrases to avoid:
“You’re so lame”

“That’s crazy”

“I’m going to fucking kill you and your whole family you fucking agoraphobic bitch”

“I’m so OCD I’m always cleaning my shed”

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jul 26

Scenes from childrearing:

She just said “oh boy no no! No no! No no!”
And I said “what is it baby?”
And she open hand full force slapped me in the balls

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jul 24

@nonzerosumjames.bsky.social you say very good things. Thank you for liking my most unhinged tweet on there

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DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jul 18

Thinking about 1974 Godzilla.

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jul 16

Your sound recognition algorithm BETTER be able to identify a baby otter noises otherwise you’re just a big idiot.

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jul 13

His name is Max, short for mackstreet moys

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jul 12

Two mafiosos chatting:
1) …so I gave a horse head in his bed
2) you mean you *put* a horse’s head in his bed?
1) (wipes chin) what?

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jul 7

From the new anti-racist curriculum I was asked to write:
“Hey, you ever notice there aren’t a lot of black gay Muslim prostitutes?”

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jul 5

Remember that 4th of July can be a hard time for those with PTSD and also dogs. Before lighting that big firework, consider other more personal ways to show your patriotism like knocking loudly on your neighbors’ doors in the middle of the night

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jul 4

“Touch grass, kid”
With the new haptic feedback VR glove attachment, you can touch anything from the comfort of your own apartment

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jun 20

No one loses a dick sucking battle but one person does come second.

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · Jun 12

I’ve been thinking about philosophers.
Kant: sucks
Descartes: sucks

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · May 26

Finally watching Fantasy High and fucking bawling my eyes out at how kind and thoughtful Brennan Lee Mulligan does the NPCs. Bill Seacaster, Gilear, Sklonda, Gortholax, JAWBONE! This is so healing. God damn my little heart @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social @dropout.tv @dimension20.bsky.social

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · May 14

One thing that makes our hat company unique is we don’t actually make hats. We make industrial solvents and parts for washing machines and dryers.

DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · May 8

Damn girl, are you a Bayesian hypothesis?

Cuz that posterior is COMPELLING

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DoctorWolfBoy @doctorwolfboy.bsky.social · May 6

AI: for when you’re too fucking stupid to think so let’s cut down a tree in the rainforest instead