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His marriage was falling apart, mainly because he kept fucking other women.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
His marriage was falling apart, mainly because he kept fucking other women.
How sad is that that when I pronounce something correctly I get applause?
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
How sad is that that when I pronounce something correctly I get applause?
You can cheat in baseball but you can't talk about it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You can cheat in baseball but you can't talk about it.
Which was the colonial name for the island group in the South Pacific that is now known as oh fuck me.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Which was the colonial name for the island group in the South Pacific that is now known as oh fuck me.
"There is no other upbringing on Earth so perfectly designed to transform someone with weak wits into a monster. Mormon boys are told that when they are older, they will have direct power to act for God on Earth."
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"There is no other upbringing on Earth so perfectly designed to transform someone with weak wits into a monster. Mormon boys are told that when they are older, they will have direct power to act for God on Earth."
A dream mist?
Yeah.
I think he's ejaculating.
Yeah.
I think he's ejaculating.
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
A dream mist?
Yeah.
I think he's ejaculating.
Yeah.
I think he's ejaculating.
I couldn't find any really information about his education.
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I couldn't find any really information about his education.
Bernarr fought against what he called the Six Pillars of Sickness: corsets, white bread, overeating, prudery, vaccination, and doctors.
Strong finish.
Strong finish.
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Bernarr fought against what he called the Six Pillars of Sickness: corsets, white bread, overeating, prudery, vaccination, and doctors.
Strong finish.
Strong finish.
Jim and Tammy decided to step down and hand the PTL over to Jerry Falwell.
OH FUCK ME
OH FUCK ME
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Jim and Tammy decided to step down and hand the PTL over to Jerry Falwell.
OH FUCK ME
OH FUCK ME
Today we would call it "giving him a concussion."
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Today we would call it "giving him a concussion."
Bullfrogs take three or four years of growing before they are ready to be food.
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Bullfrogs take three or four years of growing before they are ready to be food.
His internal organs, his bones and his flesh are all painfully re-shaping.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
His internal organs, his bones and his flesh are all painfully re-shaping.
There was no incentive for Enron executives to make reasonable calls.
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There was no incentive for Enron executives to make reasonable calls.
"Attractive, ticklish, masculine guys are actually tickled in two different restrained formats."
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"Attractive, ticklish, masculine guys are actually tickled in two different restrained formats."
Doesn’t this make you feel a little bit different about America?
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Doesn’t this make you feel a little bit different about America?
Where'd you get the smiley face balloon?
I don't wanna tell ya.
I don't wanna tell ya.
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Where'd you get the smiley face balloon?
I don't wanna tell ya.
I don't wanna tell ya.
José just did a backflip.
Dude, I don't want you to know that I give the cat cocaine but I think I'm pretty clear.
Dude, I don't want you to know that I give the cat cocaine but I think I'm pretty clear.
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
José just did a backflip.
Dude, I don't want you to know that I give the cat cocaine but I think I'm pretty clear.
Dude, I don't want you to know that I give the cat cocaine but I think I'm pretty clear.
Your dog is having a moment. Is your dog coming off of heroin?
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Your dog is having a moment. Is your dog coming off of heroin?
When you see the clitosaurus, lick it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When you see the clitosaurus, lick it.
Floyd had told him to "not butt in." So Floyd shot Coombs.
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Floyd had told him to "not butt in." So Floyd shot Coombs.
Occasionally crocodiles would just enter houses.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Occasionally crocodiles would just enter houses.
It's 111 miles west of San Diego. In the ocean.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It's 111 miles west of San Diego. In the ocean.
He recited a Rudyard Kipling poem then claimed that he had been responsible for making Kipling famous.
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
He recited a Rudyard Kipling poem then claimed that he had been responsible for making Kipling famous.
In September they imported 51 Finns and Norwegians.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
In September they imported 51 Finns and Norwegians.
Can you imagine going somewhere and finding a race of people who had relied on something and going "hey I gotta get this out of here."
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Can you imagine going somewhere and finding a race of people who had relied on something and going "hey I gotta get this out of here."