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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 12h

I'm a-tire

Princess peach meme

Text: Are you tire [___] ? // Don't you just want nice tire?

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 7h

VPD*?

Purdy sure I've been vaccinated against it...

*Veneral Pussy Disease

Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 9h

Please do NOT repost if you HATE women and titties 3':

Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Almost across the 2/5th line !!!

I'm gonna go ahead and throw a little incentive; donate $69, i'll send you 4 hot titty pics.

That's guh-guh-guh...8 titties !!!

Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 2d

Please spread like pollen!

I have appreciated so many of you helping me outta scrapes before...please share to get as many eyes on this !!

gofund.me/0e3d06579

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · Aug 16

Do not look at me with that grin...

I know your wicked ways...

Joker from balatro, eternal rental with polychrome, $0, makes all cards face cards.

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 20h

Would you worm me if I was in love?

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 12h

I'm a-tire

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 12h

Probably talk about strong boundaries and empower you to walk away, confident in your ability to "just say no" afterwards.

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · Feb 5

For making up the body of christ, a lot of them sure chose to be the asshole.

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 20h

Would you worm me if I was in love?

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

33% already for Ryah!

Yeeee-haw, thank you for spreading the word around!!!

For every repost, I will give you 525,600 kisses :3

Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 2d

Please spread like pollen!

I have appreciated so many of you helping me outta scrapes before...please share to get as many eyes on this !!

gofund.me/0e3d06579

Donate to Ryah needs your help!, organized by Spooka Lucca

Hello, my name is Lucca, aka SpookaLucca, and I am raising funds for my friend Ryah, who is really … Spooka Lucca needs your support for Ryah needs your help!

gofund.me

Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Teenager: Are you two trannies?

Me, looking from my friend to this teenager: um, no, people usually assume I am, or Indigenous but, no; as much as I may want to be, I am not Chinese.

My friend: She said "trannies", not Chinese...

Me:..........oh............

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

I'm here for a high time, not AI time...

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 2d

Please spread like pollen!

I have appreciated so many of you helping me outta scrapes before...please share to get as many eyes on this !!

gofund.me/0e3d06579

Donate to Ryah needs your help!, organized by Spooka Lucca

Hello, my name is Lucca, aka SpookaLucca, and I am raising funds for my friend Ryah, who is really … Spooka Lucca needs your support for Ryah needs your help!

gofund.me

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 2d

Hey bbs

My friend Ryah has been hitting the hard times and...I don't want her to go through this :(

As a trans woman from Mexico immigrating without familial support, financial support; gosh!

I love her so much, she is such a wonderful joy to have in our community and I wanna keep it that way 🤘😭🎵

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Almost across the 2/5th line !!!

I'm gonna go ahead and throw a little incentive; donate $69, i'll send you 4 hot titty pics.

That's guh-guh-guh...8 titties !!!

Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 2d

Please spread like pollen!

I have appreciated so many of you helping me outta scrapes before...please share to get as many eyes on this !!

gofund.me/0e3d06579

Donate to Ryah needs your help!, organized by Spooka Lucca

Hello, my name is Lucca, aka SpookaLucca, and I am raising funds for my friend Ryah, who is really … Spooka Lucca needs your support for Ryah needs your help!

gofund.me

Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Vancouver peeps, time to step up for a cherished member of our community.

I'm able to match up to $100 in donations (paid oct 22).

Are these donations Irish?

'Cause I plan on Dublin this up!!!

Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 2d

Hey bbs

My friend Ryah has been hitting the hard times and...I don't want her to go through this :(

As a trans woman from Mexico immigrating without familial support, financial support; gosh!

I love her so much, she is such a wonderful joy to have in our community and I wanna keep it that way 🤘😭🎵

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

The heritage runs strong in me (French-Ukranian)*

*the joint reminds me of sweet baba's cabbage rolls from old country ;'3

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Happy cup of coffee, meds bottle, joint, and cigarette.

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Asking my friend whether aeroplanes have a butthole or a cloaca:

"Um, i suppose more of a butthole?"

#Learning #FridayFACTS

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Cephalapod, the father.
Christ the sun-powered toy.
...and the wholesome ghost.

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Got the holy trinity,
chillin' in the bathroom 😎

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

William Hung's album, Inspiration, is an edifice to the admirable spirit of spreading joy through singing.

I love this album a lot.

I also have a terrible headache at the end.

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Perfect pitch is like an ailment people will get mad at you for experiencing pain, wincing with each off-note, being like "kids are cute, and also this music is killing me"

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Me, listening to an orchestra of children blunder through "Camptown Ladies":

More like DOO-DOO! DOO-DOO!

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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 1d

Fuckin' a, that's the stuff 🤘😎🎵