"Who are you going as?"

"Superman. Who are you going as?"

"Superman."

"Do you know who Paul is going as?"

"Superman."

- The night before Comicon in 1938.

It's good that snakes can't drive.
Because there could be a time a snake is driving alone when it sheds and then is tempted to use the second skin to fraudulently use the carpool lane. Quite honestly that would not help the reputation of snakes at all.

One thing we will never get to know about Darth Vader is whether or not he would use Force Heimlich to save people instead of Force Choke after making the transition from evil to good.

When there is a widespread recall on vegetables it always makes me feel better about my poor dietary choices and unhealthy eating decisions.

I've never seen a more politically confusing character than Papa Smurf. He's blue but he wears a red hat.

Did you pass? #valentinesday

We never know when death may come but now I feel prepared.

Good morning, Bluesky! Enjoy this terrible meme fit for a king!

I will believe you learned this important fact during your time as a juror until you tell me otherwise.

I like to passive aggressively download other browsers with my current browser to see if it interprets this activity as a threat of replacement and starts performing better.

Road Advisory: If you see this on the road today, just keep on driving.

I'm still fairly inept on this app so instead of hitting reply on your comment I hit Repost which looks kind of hilariously bold of me to extend your commitment offer to ANYONE posting memes here. So I finally figured out the Reply button now and my answer is Yes.

Based on a true story.

I'm assuming that if you’ve been here since Day 1 you remember when the app icon was a larva.

So hear me out. If we all got the Avian Flu vaccine then we could buy really cheap diseased eggs and eat those.