Café
@dontcallmefairy.bsky.social
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Crystal Fae (half human), caffeine junky, spontaneous, silly, permanent resident: Hank, the rat. // RP // Parody Account // ❤️ Aru
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Call me fairy one more fuckin' time...

🦄 Half Fae, half tired of people's shit
🦄 Has fae magic
🦄 Picks fights but doesn't hate
hunters.
🦄 Matches writing length
🦄 English literate
🦄 SS - Aru
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Oh @_@

Yes ma'am!

*Drops pants, wiggles the booty, starfish jumps onto the bed, waits for next steps*

* . . . Enthusiastically . . . *
Wai' . . . you rememb'd th' Absinthe??

*Runs, jumps, probably crushes a little, and hugs*
Oh....

My.....

God.....

@_@
He winced as she drags her tongue up his face, "Aru!" He says with a laugh. He holds her face in his hands, and drags his tongue up the front of her face then runs off.

Whoosh!! *Naruto style run*
"Dats— YA CAN'T DO BOFE!!! AHHH!!"
"Righ'. Go' th' . . . bucke' . . . somewhere's. Two seconds." He holds up a finger and digs around the bag then pulls out the gift and hands it to the Detective,

"Aru!!"

Pause for dramatic effect.

"Deliver . . ."
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[ @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social ]

Café floats down from a large red balloon, "Hold on!!!" He shouts as it's a very slow descent. Then, FINALLY, he lands. He wears a Santa jacket that is two sizes too big, with a large bag over his shoulder,

🦄
As he saw Aru make her grand entrance, he gave continuous bows until he was back on the wagon,

"Until nex' year, M! Don't squeak tha' too much! Ho ho ho . . . an' . . . stuff."

OFF THEY GO!!! Wagon wheels squeaking ever so loudly as they fade into the distance.
He hops off the wagon and tilts his Santa hat to the side, "I'll tell ya wha' i' is, luv. Twen'y four pieces a crispy, heaven sen', finga lickin', Gollum summonin', thigh' slappin', teeth chompin', I dunno where I was goin' wiff dis bes' tastin' CHICKEN ya eva had."

Nods in Kentucky Fried goodness.
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[ @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social ]

Rolls up to M in a shiny red (probably stolen) wagon. The wheels creak pretty bad, but!!!!

"ARU!!" He calls as he opens a rather large bag, pointing the opening at M,

"Do i' . . ." He said with a serious face, delivering two gifts:
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.... No' /everyfing/. @_@
☺️☺️☺️☺️
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Awww . . . jeez 🤭❤️
X-Mas surprise for @crownofchaos.bsky.social from Bustelo-Claus and Aru-Krampus @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social !

"Aru!!" He yelled as he held the bag open which launched the smaller Fae, "DELIVER!!!"
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I will ALWAYS love this show. The nostalgia this video has (by @angeldovespn.bsky.social ) is just . . . I cried. I did. And I ain't ashamed of that. It captures exactly what Supernatural SHOULD be for its fans, and I will die on this hill ❤️

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Team Free Will 2.0 - (Supernatural) The Greatest Show [Requested final update] [Angeldove]
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Th' Krampus t'my Claus 🤭
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HO HO HOOOOOLY shite!! Almos' Chris'mas??? Y'don't go' any prezzies f'yer friends an' fam'ly??

Righ', I gotcha. Sure, my Norf Pole is made a cardboard, bu' lis'en . . . saved all a m'spendin' fer my Sant'r ou'fit, an' such.

Y'migh' find a s'prise from ole Café Bustelo-Claus (🤷‍♂️).

- 🦄🎄🎁
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@sunnylilsprite.bsky.social

This writer is incredibly talented and soooooo patient. They're so good at writing everything from silly shit to stuff that'll make you bawl your eyes out. We write several characters together and ALL of them are different. These are our OG's, though.
@_@

"Red. Defini'ly red. I GOTTA GO!!!"
She didn't. But Café defo understood.

He starts to leave, stops, scoots around, "Wha' colour?" He asks, "Like, pink? Or . . . blue? Red?" A few brow lifts later.
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☝️ Tossed. Lol! She was very confused, but then because they're both just odd little Fae people, shared conversation, coffee and cookies afterward.
He slowly turns toward Hank, "Hank, wha' th' hell, mate?"

Hank just . . . keeps turning away until his little furry bum is the only visible part of him,

"Righ'. Steal candy, buy unda garments." He nods, "Wiff intac' nipples." He nods again.
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I definitely love writing Café. Funniest moment with writing him was definitely the first interaction he and Aru had where he threw a stuffed toy at her when he found her crying in the closet. They've been going weird, ever since.