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Don’t Quote Me On That

@dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social

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I never said that and what if I did? Thinking is free…no charge…why not take advantage of the low price?

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Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 15h

Ugh

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 1d

So glad my tax dollars are going into the pockets of charter school owners as #Ohioans get dumber and dumber.

And a shout out to state #Republicans, key players in this giant swindle.

www.cleveland.com/open/2025/10...

1 in 3 charter school students were chronically absent last year, higher than Ohio’s average

The rate for chronically absent students in Ohio's charter schools improved last school year from the year before but was still nearly 10 points higher than the state average and far above Ohio's goal...

www.cleveland.com

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 2d

Well, excuuuuuuuuse me!

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 2d

Jimmy Malone, coming to you in 4K ass-vision?

All right, I’ll handle my disappointment somehow

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 2d

Someone thought that should be studied, huh?

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 2d

Makes you wonder how he was elected

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 4d

Reflect on his views?

This knob is just chasing money without any thought of behavioral standards and ABC has rewarded his imbecility with millions.

I’d rather have pubic lice than listen to him for 30 seconds.

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Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 4d

The Haslams:

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 4d

The reality of the situation is the Haslams will never sell the team. NFL teams are huge cash cows. When they conk out, the team will be left to their children.

There isn’t a single spark of hope for this cursed franchise.

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 5d

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 6d

Someone remind Johnson that underneath our clothes, we’re all naked.

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 6d

Yet this has been seen on the altar of Johnson’s secret shrine in his home closet.

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 6d

Amen

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 8d

Jimmy still loves you?

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 8d

#Trump
#Heaven

Poor baby

Can’t wait until someone tells him #Obama is a lock

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 8d

#Trump
#heaven

Trump says he won’t be going to heaven

As if the surprise twist ending to this story isn’t 100% obvious

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 8d

Why #Trump won’t get into #heaven:

Febreze and Glade don’t make deliveries to heaven

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 8d

Why #Trump won’t get into #heaven:

Heaven can’t afford all the extra security cameras they’d need

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Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 11d

#Paypal

I have had a horrible experience with PayPal this week; as a result I’m planning on closing my 23 year old account

Invested 5 hours trying to get help. Their phone response people have lied to me, cut me off, have not called back

No way to complain

Fuck ‘em

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 11d

Gang members!!

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 11d

A year from now?

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 12d

#PaulDolan
#JoseRamirez
#ClevelandGuardians

Wait! The team that tried to steal a roller derby team’s nickname & covered up the Callaway sex scandal didn’t invest the money they saved on Ramirez’s hometown discount on better players as they promised him?!?

Don’t Quote Me On That @dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social · 12d

His ass can just be proud somewhere else