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Their dear leader is a racist, a rapist, and a fraud, an incompetent, childishly incurious and buffoonish sociopath. Anything Republicans say about norms or ethics or the law, or even the very concept of right and wrong, is utterly worthless.
I wonder which countries have commando teams good enough to raid the White House
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Elmo Apartheid and his goons get caught with pictures of naked kids and blame the camera.
January 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I will not apologize for liking kittens. They are so cute.
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I am 100% with the Telluride patrollers and I sure hope they get the wage increase they deserve before I arrive on Feb 7th.

www.powder.com/news/telluri...
Colorado's Telluride Resort Is Closed Indefinitely—Here's Why
The resort, which has open job listings for temporary patrollers, said it is working on a plan to reopen.
www.powder.com
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Witnessing thousands of innocent people being blown to bits over the last several months is a real tragedy The tragedy specifically being that I haven't thought of a way to make a quick buck off of it.

Always Hustlin'
December 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Merry Christmas! And Merry Christmas2 a week from now, and Merry Christmas3 which ended three days ago. No holiday, only Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Franz Ferdinand:

I knew fish could die
I knew fish could die

Jaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwws

Take me out

(that's what I heard)
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
All these leaks keeping Avengers: Doomsday in the entertainment news are just terrible. It couldn't possibly be a marketing strategy.
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Scene: Front yard nativity, flooded

Baby Jesus has drowned.

Lo! He has risen! Or Baby Lord and Baby Saviour has come forth from the damp lawn with righteous Baby fury and smote the malfunctioning irrigation system!
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Mrs Crabtree disarms active shooter. Alfalfa's cowlick in serious condition
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Probably because it was subconsciously triggered by something I saw or heard earlier in the day, I wanted to listen to 'Blue Monday.' So I searched for it on Youtube. The top result, not an ad, was Taylor Swift's Eras Tour.

AI is turning everything to shit.
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The purpose of a university is to produce useful widgets that billionaires can use to get richer. No widgets with extra parts that might make them less useful or even cause them to operate counter to billionaires' goals.
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If I go see it zero times will it disappear up James Cameron's rectum and be like it never existed? Please?
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Dec 5
Sigourney Weaver "in denial" about Avatar potentially coming to an end with Fire and Ash, says if fans go to see it more than once Avatar 4 will happen. https://bit.ly/44emcNY
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When someone falls off a cliff in Yosemite it's called 'El Capitan Crunch.'
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Evergreen Evergreen Evergreen Evergreen
The plan to turn the US into a C-tier ethnostate, coincidentally not unlike apartheid South Africa, is just rolling along.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Maybe they want another global pandemic. It'll lower gas prices.
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm working my way through the 'Foundation' series and sometimes it is a struggle:

'Why use the rule of three when we can use the rule of fifteen? It'll be five times better!'
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
The letter "z" appears entirely too many times in my recent feeds
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
How long would it take a garden snail to reach the Moon? No amount of time, there is no path to the Moon.

If there was a path and air and water and food? The snail would die of old age making barely and progress.

If the snail was also immortal? About 44 thousand years.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
New meta-religion - Hoistism: The afterlife any person gets is the worst possible outcome in that person's belief system.

If you believe in Hell, you're going there, no matter what. If you believe in nothing, that's what you get.

'Hoistees' (tm) get the worst among all belief systems, poor us.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Watched the first episodes of 2 series on AppleTV; Invasion and Pluribus. Character setups in the first were ridiculous and spastic tropes that amounted to nothing when the high concept sci-fi hit. In the second they were grounded and a little boring but hugely important when the big thing happened.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
A coworker died yesterday. I didn't know him, he worked in a different section. Today management gushed over what a good person he was because he always followed orders without ever questioning management. I thought I was going to be sick
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Something about this moment reminds me of the fiction trope of stupid, immoral, avaricious people selling their souls to the devil for wealth and power.
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It tells this administration that the tactic of starving millions of American children worked. They'll go bigger almost immediately.
If Democrats get no concessions, then what they are doing is casting blame on themselves for the shutdown,
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM