Zan
@doomsdaycollector.bsky.social
If I told you everything, there would be no surprises left. Be patient. Things will reveal themselves as our stories progress. #Cables
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Zan
@doomsdaycollector.bsky.social
· Oct 22
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“The universe is expanding exponentially, and yet it seems determined to destroy itself just as quickly.
I am here to tip those scales.”
I am here to tip those scales.”
There is beauty in everything, even endings.
In the eyes of the infinite, do you think they find beauty in the doomed?
February 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
There is beauty in everything, even endings.
Hm.
He definitely prefers not to waste either of their time with pointless suggestions.
He definitely prefers not to waste either of their time with pointless suggestions.
Hm.
Certainly the new arrival [instantly] suggesting extreme measures is trustworthy and holds every answer.
Certainly the new arrival [instantly] suggesting extreme measures is trustworthy and holds every answer.
Perhaps.
Or perhaps answers are not to be found without more extreme measures. What is Gil willing to risk to find what they’re searching for?
Or perhaps answers are not to be found without more extreme measures. What is Gil willing to risk to find what they’re searching for?
February 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Hm.
He definitely prefers not to waste either of their time with pointless suggestions.
He definitely prefers not to waste either of their time with pointless suggestions.
A wise man knows that kindness does not always mean niceness.
A kind man chooses kindness every time.
February 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
A wise man knows that kindness does not always mean niceness.
Perhaps.
Or perhaps answers are not to be found without more extreme measures. What is Gil willing to risk to find what they’re searching for?
Or perhaps answers are not to be found without more extreme measures. What is Gil willing to risk to find what they’re searching for?
Well. Another would need time anyway, to reach out to contacts who might have other avenues. They at least have time to burn.
...Patience, increasingly less so.
...Patience, increasingly less so.
Oh, surely it will have the information they seek. And if not, there are only a few hundred more to search.
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Perhaps.
Or perhaps answers are not to be found without more extreme measures. What is Gil willing to risk to find what they’re searching for?
Or perhaps answers are not to be found without more extreme measures. What is Gil willing to risk to find what they’re searching for?
Oh, surely it will have the information they seek. And if not, there are only a few hundred more to search.
He's absolutely welcome to [this] one. She's had her fill, and the next seems more promising...
Ah, he loves learning nothing of use. He has a section of his library dedicated to those books.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Oh, surely it will have the information they seek. And if not, there are only a few hundred more to search.
Ah, he loves learning nothing of use. He has a section of his library dedicated to those books.
The one they're reading – if he isn't hoping to learn a single useful thing about this town's history.
Any books they can recommend?
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Ah, he loves learning nothing of use. He has a section of his library dedicated to those books.
Ah, that’s what the pungent aroma was.
Deadly Neurotoxin
Ah, love is in the air.
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Ah, that’s what the pungent aroma was.
Any books they can recommend?
Quietly hidden away in a library, lost in a large, esoteric tome
not thinking about what day it is. Not even a little.
not thinking about what day it is. Not even a little.
February 15, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Any books they can recommend?
Ah, love is in the air.
February 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Ah, love is in the air.
“That seems to be the one consistency between worlds.”
"No remorse either."
“Like a politician taking money directly from a veteran’s pocket.”
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
“That seems to be the one consistency between worlds.”
“Like a politician taking money directly from a veteran’s pocket.”
"Too on-the-nose for a metaphor."
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
“Like a politician taking money directly from a veteran’s pocket.”
“That is definitely a metaphor.”
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
“That is definitely a metaphor.”
Good to see you having fun.
Don’t forget to change back before returning to your wife.
Don’t forget to change back before returning to your wife.
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Good to see you having fun.
Don’t forget to change back before returning to your wife.
Don’t forget to change back before returning to your wife.
“Funnily enough, that tale is incorrect. It was his mother, age 97, who did him in. Grew tired of her son’s bragging, I suppose… or the bloodshed he left in his wake.”
February 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
“Funnily enough, that tale is incorrect. It was his mother, age 97, who did him in. Grew tired of her son’s bragging, I suppose… or the bloodshed he left in his wake.”
“Hubie, do not speak to that one.”
February 2, 2026 at 3:47 AM
“Hubie, do not speak to that one.”
@sundrinker.sunder.my “I suppose that did not go as you planned?” The owner of the voice, a man unknown to the Sundrinker, mused from nearby. “The baker is one you should have been wary of from the beginning, but I suppose hindsight is twenty-twenty.”
February 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
@sundrinker.sunder.my “I suppose that did not go as you planned?” The owner of the voice, a man unknown to the Sundrinker, mused from nearby. “The baker is one you should have been wary of from the beginning, but I suppose hindsight is twenty-twenty.”
“And do you enjoy mouth blisters?”
"Oh! I know that!"
Continues eating it, smiling wider.
Continues eating it, smiling wider.
“Toxicodendron rubiginosa. Devil’s Hoof, as it is more commonly known to locals.
When the oils of the plant come into contact with skin, they cause a blistering rash. Very painful.”
When the oils of the plant come into contact with skin, they cause a blistering rash. Very painful.”
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
“And do you enjoy mouth blisters?”
Who is he pointing that at?
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Who is he pointing that at?
“Toxicodendron rubiginosa. Devil’s Hoof, as it is more commonly known to locals.
When the oils of the plant come into contact with skin, they cause a blistering rash. Very painful.”
When the oils of the plant come into contact with skin, they cause a blistering rash. Very painful.”
Mouth full of petals.
Muffled 'why?'
Muffled 'why?'
“You may want to spit those out.”
January 30, 2026 at 3:31 AM
“Toxicodendron rubiginosa. Devil’s Hoof, as it is more commonly known to locals.
When the oils of the plant come into contact with skin, they cause a blistering rash. Very painful.”
When the oils of the plant come into contact with skin, they cause a blistering rash. Very painful.”
“You may want to spit those out.”
Eating flowers
January 30, 2026 at 3:10 AM
“You may want to spit those out.”
Yes, I’ve been told I’m quite abrasive and too quick-witted for most common folk, like yourself.
yours being everything about your personality, for instance?
We all have our crosses to bear, I suppose.
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Yes, I’ve been told I’m quite abrasive and too quick-witted for most common folk, like yourself.
We all have our crosses to bear, I suppose.
oh, him!
he was good. he was tall.
i'm afraid you're stuck with the short, eyebrow-less norwegian one.
he was good. he was tall.
i'm afraid you're stuck with the short, eyebrow-less norwegian one.
It would be.
The one with the eyebrows. Or was that in a different timeline? It’s so hard to keep track.
The one with the eyebrows. Or was that in a different timeline? It’s so hard to keep track.
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 PM
We all have our crosses to bear, I suppose.
It would be.
The one with the eyebrows. Or was that in a different timeline? It’s so hard to keep track.
The one with the eyebrows. Or was that in a different timeline? It’s so hard to keep track.
"bring back" a face? they're not like seasonal outfits you know. that would be absolutely ridiculous.
which scottish one? that's like, five of me.
which scottish one? that's like, five of me.
I’m sure it would be. I wish you were the Scottish one. Think you can bring back that face or is it just the scruffy one?
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It would be.
The one with the eyebrows. Or was that in a different timeline? It’s so hard to keep track.
The one with the eyebrows. Or was that in a different timeline? It’s so hard to keep track.
I’m sure it would be. I wish you were the Scottish one. Think you can bring back that face or is it just the scruffy one?
1. that was ages ago
2. it's a bit more complicated than that
3. debating you sounds really really REALLY boring.
2. it's a bit more complicated than that
3. debating you sounds really really REALLY boring.
“Ah, perfect. Who better to debate with than someone responsible for the death of their own people?
I’d love to get a glimpse into your unique perspective.”
I’d love to get a glimpse into your unique perspective.”
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I’m sure it would be. I wish you were the Scottish one. Think you can bring back that face or is it just the scruffy one?
“Ah, perfect. Who better to debate with than someone responsible for the death of their own people?
I’d love to get a glimpse into your unique perspective.”
I’d love to get a glimpse into your unique perspective.”
absolute nerd.
“It’s been too long since I’ve been able to have a good debate with someone.“
January 28, 2026 at 6:27 PM
“Ah, perfect. Who better to debate with than someone responsible for the death of their own people?
I’d love to get a glimpse into your unique perspective.”
I’d love to get a glimpse into your unique perspective.”