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doomsmoker (just memes)
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*principal skinner the simpsons* HARLAN ELLISON I HAVE NO HAMS AND I MUST STEAM
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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When you buy high-end earphone and hear sounds you've never heard before in your favorite songs
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Me if communicating by sending only weird photos was a job
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
doomsmoker.bsky.social
two ibuprofen save me.. two ibuprofen save me two ibuprofen
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
doomsmoker.bsky.social
they took vine from us sad apes in the jungle discussing deforestation
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
doomsmoker.bsky.social
Switch to Imperial You seem like you're the type of person who likes feet
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
doomsmoker.bsky.social
they said to grow a pair they didn't say what of
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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*notices ur bulge* OwO wats thi- HOLY SHIT German police pull python out of man's pants after noticing 'considerable bulge'
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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play the grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
doomsmoker.bsky.social
Her on first date: I hope he's cute Him on first date: Fun Task What do you think the borders of the Middle East should be? Don't be afraid to group people with no regard for history and ethnicity. It worked for the British and French! Invent new countries and create interesting and fresh conflicts!
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason: 1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder. 2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one. 60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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*joy division unknown pleasures*
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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How tf did they build this without Teams calls, pitch decks, or Al powered workflow optimization programs
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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New HRT just dropped. WATCHING "PREDATOR" ONCE A WEEK RAISES YOUR TESTOSTERONE LEVELS BY 400%
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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It's 1998. There's a war in the Congo Valve has major release There's a major stock market bubble due to tech speculation Bill Clinton is in the news for receiving a blowjob It's 2025. There's a war in the Congo Valve has a major announcement There's a major stock market bubble due to tech speculation Bill Clinton is in the news for receiving a blowjob
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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1st Year of depression 10th Year of Depression
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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My love language is making you watch a movie I've made part of my personality and then quietly seething at you as you gradually lose interest and begin to play on your phone
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I'm buying the new Steam Machine. X But Peter, there's no Fortnite or Call of Duty because it's Linux. I just told you I'm buying it, you don't have to sell it to me.
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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RAVEN GUARD GONNA BE GUARDING WORLD EATERS GONNA BE EATING IMPERIAL FISTS DOESN'T LIKE THIS GAME
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Mentally preparing myself for an everything shower cuz I planned hot girl activities on a day I didn't know was gonna feel like an ugly rot day
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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SILENCE, Large playlist Same 5 songs is talking
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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WHAT MICROPHONE SHOULD YOU USE? A GUIDE YOU ARE A SELF-AGGRANDIZING LECTURER IN A TURTLENECK (OR WORKING IN AN OVERSEAS CALL CENTER) YOU ARE BABBLING ENDLESSLY AMID CASPER MATTRESS ADS YOU ARE SCREAMING OVER A SNARE DRUM YOU ARE A SNARE DRUM
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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*blade runner* All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... you can put them on wikipedia and then everyone can read about them on wikipedia the website yoooooooo fuck yeah wikipedia
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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my team is like my family no support at all
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM