My hands smell of catfood, tuna, and a smidg' of indica. I live a charmed life

Our little helper commanding the elements in preparation for the Xmas tree he's excited to get today.

@ifycomedy.com had the BEST take of the year at the beginning of the High and Mighty 2024 Power Hour podcast...and I quote:

"Oh, I saw G2 (Gladiator II). As soon as I saw Denzel Washington buy a white slave I'm like 'movie of the year.'"

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Hims just introduced a new Vulcan erectile dysfunction pill. Their tag line: Last long and prosper.

INFLUENCER JEDI NAMES:

-Mai-Phace Wen
-Ohn Phleek
-Spilda Tee
-Gehtread Ywit'mee
-Slaee K'ween

Super important question time: Is a "Bloody Merry-go-round" a drink? If not, what would it be comprised of?