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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

Get yerself a pardner which makes yer bed for ya.

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

Aye!

𝕊𝕚𝕝❲𝕔𝕠❳ @dirtylittlething.bsky.social · Jan 9

These puns make me wanna play Noxian Roulette. Anyone? Real bullets, no blanks.

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

"Haha! Ya don't want none of this blood... gonna make you drunk in one bite!"

The man laughed wholeheartedly as he wrapped an arm around the other. He clearly has been to the bar before their encounter.

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

Guess ya could say I am batty for ya.

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

I guess I got one foot in the grave....

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

Ignore my winter outfit, aye...

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

I am always right. Obviously!

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

Aye shucks... thought I can sink my teeth into that one.

Let's take it to the neck level.

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

Vampires would be great medics... always draw blood first try!

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

[Bark]

I owe you my life

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

[Bark]

HE IS TAKING OVER MY BRAIN HELP

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

[Bark]

PEOPLE THAT EDIT COOL

How do you slap such cool filters over yer stuff like... I also want that...

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

DID I MISS A PARTY WITH BOOZE 😞

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

Aye, ya leg is enough!

[ He started laughing and laughing and... reaching for a bottle of bourbon, handing it to him. ]

Ya can have it. Here.

ᅠ𝓖𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧ᅠ𝖻͟𝗈𝗒ᅠ𓈒ᅠ @goldenforge.bsky.social · Jan 9

( Back immediately straightened -
He didn't expect his pleas to be heard . )

How much do you want them for ? One bottle is enough .

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

I can give ya some of my booze!

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

I can give ya some of my booze!

ᅠ𝓖𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧ᅠ𝖻͟𝗈𝗒ᅠ𓈒ᅠ @goldenforge.bsky.social · Jan 9

I can't believe I am saying this -

But I do need a drink .

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

[ His expression seemed... a little sad. ]

I've known people like ya... but I hope for everyone that ya can get what yer hopin' for.

Just know... Ya always have a different way.

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

I ain't a good one... But I ain't tryin' to be. The gal needs someone else not part of the system... but I ain't gonna be me.

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

I ain't got a family like that, but I can sympathize. But ya know... It would be a statement. Breakin' the cycle... some like that.

But ya know, I ain't yer father... nor uncle. Ya do what you think is right.... but keep yer heart open for the voices of the oppressed.

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

I'm thinkin' the gal should have different views... that's all.

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

I can't be the only one thinkin' like that ....

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

I ain't lyin'! Bein' of the system ain't good... Ya know. Even if ya want change... yer just part of the problem in the end.

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

And yer best chance? Bein' part of a system outside of 'em. Bein' part of the bigger picture... not a part with the corruption...

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

Yer know, there ain't not criminals if they want change... and sometimes change is by force.

I once thought like ya did, but sometimes the system ain't listening to good deeds. Ya know... being part of a system is tellin' em ya can ignore it.. Corruption runs deep like a son of a bitch.

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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

Listen here, .... er... Ferret. Ya know, it ain't about the bet for me, aye?

I see them pigs treat people poorly, and it ain't pretty. Ya seem like ya want to do somethin' good.... and yer have to start from outside. The inside is, ya know, corrupted...

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · Jan 9

I reckon Zaun should be treated better by Piltover.

It got enough money... I've seen it! I mean... I've heard.

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