Minerva P Kelley
@doubleca5t.bsky.social
30 / Former YouTuber / Niche Internet Microcelebrity / habitual shitposter / The Transgender Craze Seducing Your Daughters
I think if the Bolsheviks had access to the internet in 1917 they never would have overthrown the Tsar. Like why bother organizing armed resistance to the state if you have the ability to post shit like "my peanus horts so bad" and get clout off that
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I think if the Bolsheviks had access to the internet in 1917 they never would have overthrown the Tsar. Like why bother organizing armed resistance to the state if you have the ability to post shit like "my peanus horts so bad" and get clout off that
I used to think that "she wears short skirts/I wear t-shirts" line was stupid cause I'm like Taylor Swift you are a conventionally pretty white girl you're the cheer captain in this situation but the more I've seen of her the more I realize she kinda is just the world's most successful quirk chungus
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I used to think that "she wears short skirts/I wear t-shirts" line was stupid cause I'm like Taylor Swift you are a conventionally pretty white girl you're the cheer captain in this situation but the more I've seen of her the more I realize she kinda is just the world's most successful quirk chungus
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Read your comment section, NYT.
January 15, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Read your comment section, NYT.
every time I see really bad trans discourse online I just think about that post that's like "this is how y'all think oppression works" and it's a pokemon type advantage chart
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
every time I see really bad trans discourse online I just think about that post that's like "this is how y'all think oppression works" and it's a pokemon type advantage chart
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sirinaka; sirius and nakayama give off so much BL vibes, gigi was onto something when she said yaoi yuri hits different
#dlarts #umamusume
#dlarts #umamusume
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
sirinaka; sirius and nakayama give off so much BL vibes, gigi was onto something when she said yaoi yuri hits different
#dlarts #umamusume
#dlarts #umamusume
Blurred Lines was such a devil's bargain of a song cause it's insanely catchy and ruled the charts but it made Robin Thicke come across as such a skeevy asshole that he's never even sniffed the charts since. That man sacrificed the entire remainder of his career for one big hit
January 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Blurred Lines was such a devil's bargain of a song cause it's insanely catchy and ruled the charts but it made Robin Thicke come across as such a skeevy asshole that he's never even sniffed the charts since. That man sacrificed the entire remainder of his career for one big hit
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If you have any info about the woman shot dead by ICE in Minneapolis today, text me via Signal at 202-510-1268. My DM is also open.
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
If you have any info about the woman shot dead by ICE in Minneapolis today, text me via Signal at 202-510-1268. My DM is also open.
raves seem like such a devil's bargain because on the one hand there are hot women with their tits out everywhere but on the other hand you have to listen to Calvin Harris type beats for like 6 hrs straight and I don't think I could psychologically handle that
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 AM
raves seem like such a devil's bargain because on the one hand there are hot women with their tits out everywhere but on the other hand you have to listen to Calvin Harris type beats for like 6 hrs straight and I don't think I could psychologically handle that
You can always identify the most cringe people in Canada because they love to cosplay as Americans - a status only a true chud would desire
January 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
You can always identify the most cringe people in Canada because they love to cosplay as Americans - a status only a true chud would desire
Genuinely think that any political candidate who makes their two main priorities going after AI and sports gambling would put up LeBron numbers in their election because the amount of people who've had their lives ruined by one of those two is astronomically high and climbing daily
January 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Genuinely think that any political candidate who makes their two main priorities going after AI and sports gambling would put up LeBron numbers in their election because the amount of people who've had their lives ruined by one of those two is astronomically high and climbing daily
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December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Idk how controversial an opinion this is but Christmas themed porn feels unnecessary to me. Never have I been jacking off around the holidays and thought "I wish this were a little more festive"
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Idk how controversial an opinion this is but Christmas themed porn feels unnecessary to me. Never have I been jacking off around the holidays and thought "I wish this were a little more festive"
CYGAMES!!! MAKE ANOTHER SEASON OF CINDERELLA GRAY, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
CYGAMES!!! MAKE ANOTHER SEASON OF CINDERELLA GRAY, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!
Actually crazy that Heated Rivalry is popping off so hard. Like never in my life could I imagine the fujos could win this big, they got a BL hockey drama based off MCU fanfiction doing Game of Thrones numbers with locals
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Actually crazy that Heated Rivalry is popping off so hard. Like never in my life could I imagine the fujos could win this big, they got a BL hockey drama based off MCU fanfiction doing Game of Thrones numbers with locals
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Found a perfect song!! Thank you!!
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Found a perfect song!! Thank you!!
My wife: "you're always saying shit like 'we should watch this new anime called Poop From a Butt That's Bad and Is Stinky, I've heard it's really good'"
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My wife: "you're always saying shit like 'we should watch this new anime called Poop From a Butt That's Bad and Is Stinky, I've heard it's really good'"
How the fuck do these two have the same seiyu??? Sora Tokui I am in awe of your range
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
How the fuck do these two have the same seiyu??? Sora Tokui I am in awe of your range
One of the real insult to injury aspects of the second Trump administration is that not only has everyone in the government become like 50% more Nazi, they've also all become 1000% more reddit
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
One of the real insult to injury aspects of the second Trump administration is that not only has everyone in the government become like 50% more Nazi, they've also all become 1000% more reddit
I don't care how Chinese we're all becoming you will pry my cool refreshing glasses of ice water from my cold dead hands
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I don't care how Chinese we're all becoming you will pry my cool refreshing glasses of ice water from my cold dead hands
A little while ago I realized that investigative journalists who work in video exclusively use sparse, echoey marimbas for their background music and now I can't stop noticing it
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A little while ago I realized that investigative journalists who work in video exclusively use sparse, echoey marimbas for their background music and now I can't stop noticing it
For sale: Spirit Bursts, never busted (wouldn't land on Speed)
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
For sale: Spirit Bursts, never busted (wouldn't land on Speed)
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December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
SpongeBob big guy pants ok SpongeBob big guy pants ok SpongeBob big guy pants ok SpongeBob big guy pants ok
I just know her AO3 bookmarks are diabolical
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I just know her AO3 bookmarks are diabolical