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Douglas A. Boneparth
@dougboneparth.bsky.social
Financial Advisor • CNBC Advisor Council • Father Figure • Internet Creature • Money Together Out Now!

http://www.domoneytogether.com
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I run a nationally recognized wealth management firm for high-achieving millennials, next generation investors, entrepreneurs, and their families.

I also write about relationships and money so you and your partner can become an unstoppable financial team.
2026 Pinned Post:

I run a nationally recognized wealth management firm for high-achieving millennials, next generation investors, entrepreneurs, and their families.

I also write about relationships and money so you and your partner can become an unstoppable financial team.
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Famous families don’t cede control easily. So what happens when a famous son chooses his wife?

New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/beckham
Brooklyn Beckham and the long arm of family names
His life seemed predestined. What happens when a spouse changes the story?
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January 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Maybe if the dollar went to the gym it wouldn’t be so weak.
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I didn’t think the 30-Year Treasury would be the next meme stock.
January 20, 2026 at 8:01 PM
January feels like permission to hit reset. Not with resolutions, but with systems.

What can run quietly in the background so life feels lighter? Fewer decisions. Less checking in. More time for what actually matters.

New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/set-it
Set it and forget it
What you can automate to make your lives easier.
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January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”

Uhh…
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 PM
lol - I am numb to it all.
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
New Year’s resolutions are mostly a shame trap dressed up as self-improvement.

Instead ask yourself, “If we’re talking three years from now, what needs to be true for me to feel good about my progress?”

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www.readthejointaccount.com/p/progress
Progress is the point
How to measure our goals when life has other plans.
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January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I asked my kids if they had any idea of what’s going on in the world right now. They said no and asked if we could have pizza for dinner tonight. Being a kid is awesome.
January 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hiring Manager: So, tell me about yourself.

Me: I’d rather not. I really need this job.
January 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I am looking for people who are interested in turning $50 into $5,000. This is not a pyramid scheme. We will be selling seized oil.
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Wall Street forecasting year-end price targets…
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The President watched just one episode of Landman and now we control Venezuela's oil. Absolutely wild.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
You can’t compete with me. I want you to win too.
December 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Parents: I’m barely keeping it together. I need this year to end.

School: Fantastic! Please have your child dress up as their favorite holiday character using items from your house.
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Reposted by Douglas A. Boneparth
WHY YOUNG PEOPLE ARE BETTING ON EVERYTHING

In today’s Wall Street Journal, I wrote about how an economy with fewer stable paths is pushing young people toward low probability, high payoff bets in search of upside - even though this is not what people actually want.
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So, we decided to play 2025 on hard mode. Turns out, it was worth it. Thanks for helping make this year one we will never forget. And much love to our readers. Happy Holidays to all of you. That's a wrap.

New on The Joint Account.

www.readthejointaccount.com/p/wrapped-2025
The Joint Account: Wrapped
Beyond the numbers, we had a wild year.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
😘
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The economy is so strong that we’re going to lower interest rates!
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Years ago, I would joke my wife's bonus came just in time for us to pay our taxes. Guess who didn't find that very funny.

Bonuses aren’t found money, they’re recognition. Treat them that way first, then plan accordingly.

New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/received-a...
You received a bonus. Now what?
Bonuses can be unpredictable, but that doesn't mean they are "found money."
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December 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Me telling my wife to calm down…
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Uber Eats: Imagine an $8 burrito

Me: That sounds so awesome

Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Holiday stress hits money, time, and family all at once. No wonder we take it out on each other. This week, we go beneath the gift-wrapping.

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www.readthejointaccount.com/p/youre-not-...
We promise, you’re not fighting about gifts
Our holiday feelings are deeper than a price tag, so let’s get to the bottom of them.
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December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Holiday gift ideas for him under $350 million:

1. F-22 Raptor
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Take care of your health.

Take care of your family.

Take care of your money.

The rest will take care of itself.
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM