Gauche Douglas
@douglasboberg.bsky.social
Patented software dork grumbling about US politics, the Tampa Bay Lightning, indie developer woes, and sometimes memes.
Welcome to the future y’all.
Welcome to the future y’all.
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How racist do you have to be to not want to go to the park for free?
Trump admin removes MLK Day, Juneteenth from National Parks fee-free days
In place of these days, the Trump administration has opted to celebrate more former presidents' birthdays and Trump's birthday.
www.newsweek.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
How racist do you have to be to not want to go to the park for free?
Do the Minnesota Somalis still consider these people “leaders”?
Supporting Trump was a terrible leadership decision and revealed how dumb these leaders are.
I wouldn’t be taking any advice from them.
Supporting Trump was a terrible leadership decision and revealed how dumb these leaders are.
I wouldn’t be taking any advice from them.
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Do the Minnesota Somalis still consider these people “leaders”?
Supporting Trump was a terrible leadership decision and revealed how dumb these leaders are.
I wouldn’t be taking any advice from them.
Supporting Trump was a terrible leadership decision and revealed how dumb these leaders are.
I wouldn’t be taking any advice from them.
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I can’t wait to pirate this show!
I’m definitely not going to pay paramount/cbs
I’m not giving money to the network that’s doing a Charlie Kirk retrospective and Erika Kirk town hall.
I’m definitely not going to pay paramount/cbs
I’m not giving money to the network that’s doing a Charlie Kirk retrospective and Erika Kirk town hall.
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I can’t wait to pirate this show!
I’m definitely not going to pay paramount/cbs
I’m not giving money to the network that’s doing a Charlie Kirk retrospective and Erika Kirk town hall.
I’m definitely not going to pay paramount/cbs
I’m not giving money to the network that’s doing a Charlie Kirk retrospective and Erika Kirk town hall.
Dan Goldman introduces the ROBINHOOD Act to impose a 20% excise tax on loans backed by stocks, private equity.
This closes the billionaire loophole of tax free loans against stock; taxes that would be collected if those stocks were sold.
$276 billion would be applied to childcare, universal pre-k.
This closes the billionaire loophole of tax free loans against stock; taxes that would be collected if those stocks were sold.
$276 billion would be applied to childcare, universal pre-k.
ROBINHOOD Act could generate $286B in excise tax revenue from wealthiest Americans
A NEW BILL THAT BROOKLYN CONGRESSMAN DAN GOLDMAN, D-10, HAS INTRODUCED would tax the wealthiest Americans.
brooklyneagle.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Dan Goldman introduces the ROBINHOOD Act to impose a 20% excise tax on loans backed by stocks, private equity.
This closes the billionaire loophole of tax free loans against stock; taxes that would be collected if those stocks were sold.
$276 billion would be applied to childcare, universal pre-k.
This closes the billionaire loophole of tax free loans against stock; taxes that would be collected if those stocks were sold.
$276 billion would be applied to childcare, universal pre-k.
new drag queen name Tammy Lies
“Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage, Tammy Lies!”
“Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage, Tammy Lies!”
Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies (Official Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Fleetwood Mac
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
new drag queen name Tammy Lies
“Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage, Tammy Lies!”
“Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage, Tammy Lies!”
The president’s disapproval rating was *ONLY* 60 percent.
I know these articles seem like a feel-good “ha ha gotcha he’s bad” but honestly he should have a 100% disapproval rating.
Hell, at least a 90% disapproval rating. Where are we as a country that this man has only made 60% of us hate him.
I know these articles seem like a feel-good “ha ha gotcha he’s bad” but honestly he should have a 100% disapproval rating.
Hell, at least a 90% disapproval rating. Where are we as a country that this man has only made 60% of us hate him.
Trump is horrendously unpopular. Even MAGA is catching on. | Opinion
All good cons eventually crumble, and we're starting to see the earliest signs that the MAGA movement may be poised to fall.
www.usatoday.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The president’s disapproval rating was *ONLY* 60 percent.
I know these articles seem like a feel-good “ha ha gotcha he’s bad” but honestly he should have a 100% disapproval rating.
Hell, at least a 90% disapproval rating. Where are we as a country that this man has only made 60% of us hate him.
I know these articles seem like a feel-good “ha ha gotcha he’s bad” but honestly he should have a 100% disapproval rating.
Hell, at least a 90% disapproval rating. Where are we as a country that this man has only made 60% of us hate him.
Who voted for Hakeem Jeffries?
Is this ineffectual sycophant really representative of the modern Democratic Party?
Is this ineffectual sycophant really representative of the modern Democratic Party?
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Who voted for Hakeem Jeffries?
Is this ineffectual sycophant really representative of the modern Democratic Party?
Is this ineffectual sycophant really representative of the modern Democratic Party?
Hegseth hates Stephen Miller.
🙄
We hate him too you ain’t special
🙄
We hate him too you ain’t special
Pete Hegseth Tells Katie Miller to Her Face That He Hates Her Husband
Pete Hegseth didn’t mince words when discussing Stephen Miller.
newrepublic.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Hegseth hates Stephen Miller.
🙄
We hate him too you ain’t special
🙄
We hate him too you ain’t special
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This is the most consequential story for the 2026 midterms. Yet, I cannot find it anywhere on legacy media. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Sues Six More States in Sweeping Push to Obtain Unredacted Voter Rolls
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is the most consequential story for the 2026 midterms. Yet, I cannot find it anywhere on legacy media. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Holy smokes Hunter Biden had a 5 hour meeting with Vladimir Putin today? Wow it’s a good thing Hunter’s father isn’t the president right now.
Oh wait I think I read this wrong…
Oh wait I think I read this wrong…
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Holy smokes Hunter Biden had a 5 hour meeting with Vladimir Putin today? Wow it’s a good thing Hunter’s father isn’t the president right now.
Oh wait I think I read this wrong…
Oh wait I think I read this wrong…
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Brace yourselves: MAGA media is trying to clone Nick Fuentes.
My latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com is here:
www.thebulwark.com/p/fml-here-c...
My latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com is here:
www.thebulwark.com/p/fml-here-c...
FML. Here Come the Nick Fuentes Clones.
Plus: A Florida gubernatorial candidate’s luxury watch drama.
www.thebulwark.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Brace yourselves: MAGA media is trying to clone Nick Fuentes.
My latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com is here:
www.thebulwark.com/p/fml-here-c...
My latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com is here:
www.thebulwark.com/p/fml-here-c...
Good on Costco. Hopefully they’ll win and we’ll see what else shakes loose.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Costco sues Trump administration for 'full refund' of tariffs
Two lower courts have already ruled against President Trump's use of emergency powers to impose tariffs.
www.bbc.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Good on Costco. Hopefully they’ll win and we’ll see what else shakes loose.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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ahhhh
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
ahhhh
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Here's what this is actually about, dumbass
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Here's what this is actually about, dumbass
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Everyone saying ”giving that essay a zero was probably too harsh, I would have given it like a 70% to avoid conflict” are perfectly demonstrating how the us education system has been successfully dismantled.
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Everyone saying ”giving that essay a zero was probably too harsh, I would have given it like a 70% to avoid conflict” are perfectly demonstrating how the us education system has been successfully dismantled.
It’s brunch and there’s a man here dressed in a full Jacksonville Jaguars fan outfit talking about his “secret coke”
I wonder if he means soda pop
I wonder if he means soda pop
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s brunch and there’s a man here dressed in a full Jacksonville Jaguars fan outfit talking about his “secret coke”
I wonder if he means soda pop
I wonder if he means soda pop
Overheard a waitress complaining to herself about another table, “water’s not free!”
Welcome to America
Welcome to America
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Overheard a waitress complaining to herself about another table, “water’s not free!”
Welcome to America
Welcome to America
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OMG…Early this morning I found Jesus lying on the sidewalk along Duval Street in Key West. He must have overindulged during yesterday’s Thanksgiving festivities. Don’t worry, I helped him up and took him to get some coffee.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
OMG…Early this morning I found Jesus lying on the sidewalk along Duval Street in Key West. He must have overindulged during yesterday’s Thanksgiving festivities. Don’t worry, I helped him up and took him to get some coffee.
It’s 68° F outside so the restaurant is offering blankets to all guests.
Perfect.
#KeyWest #BlueHeaven
Perfect.
#KeyWest #BlueHeaven
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It’s 68° F outside so the restaurant is offering blankets to all guests.
Perfect.
#KeyWest #BlueHeaven
Perfect.
#KeyWest #BlueHeaven
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
Alice’s Restaurant is a New England thing?
I was in my mid thirties before I ever heard about that song. Now it seems like a major discussion every year.
I was in my mid thirties before I ever heard about that song. Now it seems like a major discussion every year.
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Alice’s Restaurant is a New England thing?
I was in my mid thirties before I ever heard about that song. Now it seems like a major discussion every year.
I was in my mid thirties before I ever heard about that song. Now it seems like a major discussion every year.
I forgot that broccoli headed teens were a thing back in the 80s-90s.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I forgot that broccoli headed teens were a thing back in the 80s-90s.
Uber driver was a Panthers fan from Czech. He said he followed the Lightning while the panthers were bad, but now that the Panthers are good he is a Panthers fan.
I got a chance to call him a dirty rat fan 😆
#GoBolts ⚡️ #TimeToHunt
I got a chance to call him a dirty rat fan 😆
#GoBolts ⚡️ #TimeToHunt
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Uber driver was a Panthers fan from Czech. He said he followed the Lightning while the panthers were bad, but now that the Panthers are good he is a Panthers fan.
I got a chance to call him a dirty rat fan 😆
#GoBolts ⚡️ #TimeToHunt
I got a chance to call him a dirty rat fan 😆
#GoBolts ⚡️ #TimeToHunt