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Doukiba -銅牙- 🍊
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Manfighter Deluxe!
Metal, Wrestling, Video Games, Art, and Heroclix!
The lion's share of what I post is sarcasm or absurd. IF you found me because one of my dumb posts found you, don't worry, I know it's dumb.
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February 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The president writing fearful doggerel for idiots and bigots alike notwithstanding, the people who allowed this clown show to go on like it has have to know the clock is ticking, and it's only a matter of time before they realize they'll be shoulder to shoulder at the metaphorical gallows.
February 14, 2026 at 3:50 PM
One of my favorite Heroclix figures. He's a genuine menace. Damage he can see is penetrating, even if he's not doing it. Great Quake and penetrating energy explosion.
He's swell.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Brian getting lost again 😂

#AEW
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Playtime is officially over, kiddies!

Dino Crisis and Dino Crisis 2 have finally stomped their way on to Steam. Celebrate this prehistoric occasion by getting both games for 50% off until February 26.

🦖 bit.ly/DinoCrisis1Steam
🦖🦖 bit.ly/DinoCrisis2Steam
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
"Why are you screaming at me about the dead body in the kitchen!? You're not giving me enough credit for shitting on the hardwood and not the carpet!!"
- Pretty much Pam Bondi's whole argument at the hearing yesterday.
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I'm so pissed about this. They worked on this for 4 years, and this is their reward.
Wildlight Entertainment dev says most of the staff has been laid off

This comes less than a month after ‘Highguard’ released
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Congratulations, you goddamn animals.
HighGuard is gonna close down.
It wasn't a AAA studio doing a bullshit cash-grab,it was a new indie studio launching a new IP.
Goddammit Geoff Keighley. They didn't deserve this.
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Puerto Ricans are US Citizens.

Pass it on.
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I bet cold, hard cash this sign made my local grocery store so much fucking money.
Goddamn kids want the Minecraft Chicken.
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Well, uh...

I'm exhausted, friends.
I hope things get better at some point, but finding new reasons to be hopeful have been getting fewer and farther between.
February 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I think it's worth noting that being undocumented in the country holds the same weight as a parking ticket or Jaywalking.
Imagine a parking enforcement officer gunning you down because you were trying to stop them from putting a ticket on your car.

That is what this is. It's stupid. Abolish ICE.
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Switch 2 upgrade for Smash Ultimate that includes like, 5 more characters, one of them is Alear from Fire Emblem Engage.
share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Yeah, buddy. I'm all for this, brother. There's a moment where MJF looks directly at the camera. It's funny.
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
This is where we are. "Gosh, you expect us to just follow the law?! What's next?!"
“Imagine if we had to follow the law”
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
This fuckin' ghoul hasn't had to work an honest day's work since Oprah put him on her show.
Jesus Christ, I can't wait for this shit show to end.
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This has "and everyone in the restaurant stood and clapped" energy.
It's a fucking documentary, not a Halloween showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Kayleigh: My mom went to see Melania. She said the theater was packed, it was standing room only. People were cheering through it, they were excited. It was interactive—people interplaying with the film. She said it was just electric.
February 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Look, man.
I've got more balls than sense. I'm pretty sure I'll get pepper sprayed or shot with a rubber bullet if ICE cones to my neighborhood. I won't abide tyranny.
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Did my taxes.
Gonna get a Switch 2 with what I get back.
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
7th place! Right in the middle of the road.
February 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
My Heroclix State Championship team for this year. Fingers crossed I don't embarrass myself.
January 31, 2026 at 7:32 PM
And then Highguard dropped 5V5 mode. Nifty!
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 AM
So I see that people use the orange emoji to describe the child in the white house. I want to make it clear that my Orange Emoji 🍊 is not that fetid sack of garbage, but a delicious orange that fights scurvy and makes for a delightful citrus snack.

In short: Trump sucks eggs.
January 30, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I'm excited for a new Smash Bros because Alear will probably be in it and piss off the people who hate seeing Fire Emblem characters get added to the game.
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 AM