Is this what you had in mind?

The Grinch didn’t just steal Christmas, he stole something way hotter that’ll make your heart race.The guy knows what he’s doing. It’s not just about stealing hearts, he’s about stealing attention in the hottest way possible. And how does he do it? He pulls out that big, delicious sausage of his.

Whichever gets me punished the fastest 😈

That scent better come bottled, or I’m camping between those thighs. 🙈

Some positions just feel… natural 😏

Not trying to impress anyone, unless you're the type who likes to take control.

Cold morning, warm hole, empty where you should be.

Morning wood: not a sexy dream, just your body yelling "systems check!" at 6 AM. 🚀🌅 #MorningWood #Gay

White socks on. Nothing else. Guess the mood. 😏🧦