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👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · May 2

Ever look and someone and just know they’re bad in bed?

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · May 2

Wowowowow

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · May 2

I didn’t get the memo on the hot new water bottle

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 27

Story of my life tbh

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 27

Do you lay down in the shower or are you normal

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 27

Spent $400 on a skin care thing for JPs bday. He better use this thing 😩

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 26

Passed my second licensing exam (one to go), had a killer leg day, now gonna spend the rainy day playing video games and go celebrate with some friends tonight ♥️

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 24

Unfortunately will have to spend the next few months dodging conversations to avoid having to tell people Lorde doesn’t really do anything for me

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 23

Didn’t follow but watched 3x

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 23

4 musicals to get to know me

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 23

Badly

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 23

I ask myself this daily

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 22

If I can hear you chewing over my noise cancelling headphones then perhaps you should be hunted for sport

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 22

You did better 😍

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 22

I did but it burned my skin

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 22

I just know it’s girthy and mostly balls 😍😍

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Mar 27

Hi short king with the dumpy at the gym! how are you short king with the dumpy at the gym?

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 22

Baby it doesn’t matter if you have 7 plates on either side - if those legs are bending less than a plane wing in mild turbulence, you’re not gonna do shit for those muscles

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 15

Really need to get tf offline 😞

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 11

Boss told me I look like a tech ceo today and if he means Elon I’m gonna kms

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Apr 5

Trader Joe’s online ordering would heal roughly 15% of my overall anxiety in life

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Mar 27

Hi short king with the dumpy at the gym! how are you short king with the dumpy at the gym?

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Mar 27

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Mar 27

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Mar 26

I love butts 🙂‍↕️

👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · Mar 26

It is FAR too early and I am FAR too busy today for me to be this worked up 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫