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flew away howling on the yellow moon. refuses to recognize the chipwich.

father of "ott to go," possibly my greatest life accomplishment

🇺🇦 NAFO DGG CALGORITHM
Anyway I have been very worried over the past several days for many reasons. Everything has an explanation.
April 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It also sounds like delusions of grandeur I’m sure
April 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Destroy is melodramatic but it’s also been a week
April 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I know this is a ridiculous post but you know what I mean
April 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I am very happy to explain why or how the attempts to destroy me are happening.
April 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The past ten years of my life have been unremittingly awful
April 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I’m just going to state for the record that I worked as CTO for a company several years back and our first client was Donald Trump
April 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This has been the most insane week of my adult life.
April 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ever get that feeling that you’re going to be arrested and sent to El Salvador?
April 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
seems bad
HAPPENING NOW

📈 EURO AND YEN SURGING

⚠️ US DOLLAR FALLING

⚠️ STOCK FUTURES CRASHING

⚠️ BOND MARKETS IMPLODING

⚠️ 10YR TREASURY YIELD SOARING
April 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Me when I read real news for a minute or two, give up on humanity again for the day, and go back to reading ESPN articles or whatever
woody from toy story says " this is ludicrous " in a pixelated image
ALT: woody from toy story says " this is ludicrous " in a pixelated image
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Trump himself talks about this being the reason that he repeats himself in public communication, not unlike a radio ad.
April 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The woke libs will never take ME POT O' GOLD!!!
April 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Haven't checked in on Linda Yaccarino in a while and immediately found a classic
April 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
china also hit back with targeted tariffs. present market euphoria is probably temporary.
April 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
this shit is so stupid
April 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the assassination of archduke ferdinand but for the entire global financial system
April 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
it's magical thinking. trump is all intuition, little reason. but people think that he must be otherwise because they believe that reason has to prevail.
April 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Gathering all the most powerful men in America to sit around me in a circle on the floor while I read a children's adaptation of The Bell and the Cat. Afterwards we can discuss the moral of the story
April 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 NEW SUBSTACK ARTICLE 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Helldiver II's Managed Democracy is Dangerously Close To Reality.

The Neo-Reactionary pipedream and how it's made its way into the White House.

open.substack.com/pub/openbrai...
April 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
fun fact about this speech: it takes you a minute to notice that he has two complaints, bastardy and primogeniture, and that he treats these as interchangeable.
April 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
HYACINTH GIRL: TOO SOON
April 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD
April 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM