Steven Warren
@draculasbestfriend.bsky.social
Don’t bring me down, Bruce.
“Whoomp! (There It Is)” is a Xmas song. #tagteambackagain
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Whoomp! (There It Is)” is a Xmas song. #tagteambackagain
I made t-shirts of my catch phrase.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I made t-shirts of my catch phrase.
Hey it’s Jens Lekman. #jenslekman #purenorwegiandeathmetal
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey it’s Jens Lekman. #jenslekman #purenorwegiandeathmetal
Sometimes dead is better.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sometimes dead is better.
I’ve never seen anyone land a skateboard trick in real life.
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’ve never seen anyone land a skateboard trick in real life.
My wristwatch functions to a depth of 25 meters underwater. I will never take my wristwatch deeper than my basement. I am the 1%.
October 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My wristwatch functions to a depth of 25 meters underwater. I will never take my wristwatch deeper than my basement. I am the 1%.
CASTLE RAT. Everything is forever in this realm. #castlerat
October 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
CASTLE RAT. Everything is forever in this realm. #castlerat
Whoever programs the radio at the Jersey City ShopRite is crushing it. Heard @nickfromislands.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social yesterday while I was buying grapes.
October 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Whoever programs the radio at the Jersey City ShopRite is crushing it. Heard @nickfromislands.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social yesterday while I was buying grapes.
I’m cool with replacing Chekhov’s Gun with @scumbelievable.bsky.social Felker-Martin’s Dangerfield.
September 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m cool with replacing Chekhov’s Gun with @scumbelievable.bsky.social Felker-Martin’s Dangerfield.
“We Didn’t Start the Fire” truly, truly sucks.
September 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“We Didn’t Start the Fire” truly, truly sucks.
If “prove me wrong” doesn’t become internet shorthand for “just shoot me”, I swear to god I’ll prove me wrong.
September 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If “prove me wrong” doesn’t become internet shorthand for “just shoot me”, I swear to god I’ll prove me wrong.
I was so sad when The Giggler got shot in Death Wish 3.
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I was so sad when The Giggler got shot in Death Wish 3.