Saw this yesterday and thought of you
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Saw this yesterday and thought of you
So excited for you! Is it closer to work?
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 AM
So excited for you! Is it closer to work?
I don’t know if I could ever go back to apartment living to be honest. Too many inconsiderate people and buildings with paper thin walls/floors.
February 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I don’t know if I could ever go back to apartment living to be honest. Too many inconsiderate people and buildings with paper thin walls/floors.
Woah. Behind the scenes look at bulges.
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Woah. Behind the scenes look at bulges.
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For @dravu.bsky.social, who didn't give me nearly enough shit for dropping him 200 m into a pit of lava with a blowgun. It really was an accident.
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 AM
For @dravu.bsky.social, who didn't give me nearly enough shit for dropping him 200 m into a pit of lava with a blowgun. It really was an accident.
I forgave you once I knew it was meant for Dyna. I died for a good cause.
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I forgave you once I knew it was meant for Dyna. I died for a good cause.
Can’t wait for the baby shower!
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Can’t wait for the baby shower!
Fuck that guy. Amiright?
January 25, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Fuck that guy. Amiright?
You had the perfect opportunity to say “stomping grounds”. 🤪
January 19, 2026 at 9:50 PM
You had the perfect opportunity to say “stomping grounds”. 🤪
Wish we were there to get one of them. They look great! 🥲
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Wish we were there to get one of them. They look great! 🥲
The only thing left to do then is form a harem and have them carry you around instead. The beta blockers have officially made you an alpha. It’s time to live like one.
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The only thing left to do then is form a harem and have them carry you around instead. The beta blockers have officially made you an alpha. It’s time to live like one.
It’s worth talking to your doctor about. They could switch you to a different med or dose. They could also switch you to a beta blocker instead.
January 17, 2026 at 4:16 PM
It’s worth talking to your doctor about. They could switch you to a different med or dose. They could also switch you to a beta blocker instead.
You should complain to your boss about your working conditions.
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
You should complain to your boss about your working conditions.
Congrats dude! I’m so happy for you guys. :)
January 15, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Congrats dude! I’m so happy for you guys. :)
If you don’t “realign OPEX”, then all those billions in profit that happen anyways won’t be because you did something. As an executive, you have to cover your worthless body with layoffs like a warm blanket.
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
If you don’t “realign OPEX”, then all those billions in profit that happen anyways won’t be because you did something. As an executive, you have to cover your worthless body with layoffs like a warm blanket.
But what if the tweet comes up on a test later?
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
But what if the tweet comes up on a test later?
We used those in our apartment bathroom once. We pulled one off and it took the paint with it. We contacted the maintenance guy about doing a touch up and he was like “why did you use the strips??”. I told him it said it was safe on paint and he said “obviously not”. Fuck me, right? lol
January 12, 2026 at 7:56 AM
We used those in our apartment bathroom once. We pulled one off and it took the paint with it. We contacted the maintenance guy about doing a touch up and he was like “why did you use the strips??”. I told him it said it was safe on paint and he said “obviously not”. Fuck me, right? lol
That’ll do it. We have to be explicit with everyone, even the vet not to give our dog any treats under any circumstances. Sometimes it’s easier for us to bring the treats he CAN have in case they’ll be tempted regardless.
January 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
That’ll do it. We have to be explicit with everyone, even the vet not to give our dog any treats under any circumstances. Sometimes it’s easier for us to bring the treats he CAN have in case they’ll be tempted regardless.
You can tell it’s alcohol free but the flavor is otherwise basically spot on. Just tastes like a light beer.
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
You can tell it’s alcohol free but the flavor is otherwise basically spot on. Just tastes like a light beer.
Do you know why it’s angry?
January 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Do you know why it’s angry?
I’m sure your fursuit is fine though. Shipping companies are both remarkably smart and remarkably dumb at the same time when it comes to logistics.
Like when FedEx tells you the package that’s five states away is still arriving today.
Like when FedEx tells you the package that’s five states away is still arriving today.
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I’m sure your fursuit is fine though. Shipping companies are both remarkably smart and remarkably dumb at the same time when it comes to logistics.
Like when FedEx tells you the package that’s five states away is still arriving today.
Like when FedEx tells you the package that’s five states away is still arriving today.
Too late now but you could put an air tag in the package or fursuit head next time.
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Too late now but you could put an air tag in the package or fursuit head next time.