Muzukun Drazgotha
@drazgoth.bsky.social
Furry attorney! I practice public sector labor and employment law, moderate tree hugger, jaded liberal -.-
Apparently I have marijuana seeds... I... Wonder how good my lazy af green thumb is...
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Apparently I have marijuana seeds... I... Wonder how good my lazy af green thumb is...
The inner child today is so strong all that has been playing in my head is the tune to rescue rangers
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The inner child today is so strong all that has been playing in my head is the tune to rescue rangers
At the rate the Sacramento Kings are doing I expect this headline before the end of the season,
"Sacramento Kings lose to single squirrel trapped in honey."
"Sacramento Kings lose to single squirrel trapped in honey."
February 7, 2026 at 6:29 AM
At the rate the Sacramento Kings are doing I expect this headline before the end of the season,
"Sacramento Kings lose to single squirrel trapped in honey."
"Sacramento Kings lose to single squirrel trapped in honey."
Another episode of... How to piss off your attorney.
Saying to your attorney, after they explained to you how these two legal mechanisms work, that "additional context would be helpful" oh goodie, so if you keep talking the law will change. Who the fuck do you work for, Trump?!
Saying to your attorney, after they explained to you how these two legal mechanisms work, that "additional context would be helpful" oh goodie, so if you keep talking the law will change. Who the fuck do you work for, Trump?!
February 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Another episode of... How to piss off your attorney.
Saying to your attorney, after they explained to you how these two legal mechanisms work, that "additional context would be helpful" oh goodie, so if you keep talking the law will change. Who the fuck do you work for, Trump?!
Saying to your attorney, after they explained to you how these two legal mechanisms work, that "additional context would be helpful" oh goodie, so if you keep talking the law will change. Who the fuck do you work for, Trump?!
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Muzu: Alexa, play some Gregorian chant music please
Alexa: playing Gregorian chant techno mix
Muzu: gawd damn your malicious compliance
Alexa: playing Gregorian chant techno mix
Muzu: gawd damn your malicious compliance
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Muzu: Alexa, play some Gregorian chant music please
Alexa: playing Gregorian chant techno mix
Muzu: gawd damn your malicious compliance
Alexa: playing Gregorian chant techno mix
Muzu: gawd damn your malicious compliance
The things I mumble to myself while playing solitaire are interesting. "I need a Black King." I mean I got one of those, @kisushango.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The things I mumble to myself while playing solitaire are interesting. "I need a Black King." I mean I got one of those, @kisushango.bsky.social
I am getting really annoyed with the usual barely do anything meaningful in Congress BS but I get a constant stream of "give us money!" text message from the democrats...
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I am getting really annoyed with the usual barely do anything meaningful in Congress BS but I get a constant stream of "give us money!" text message from the democrats...
That moment you realize you have fucked like...everyone in your D&D campaign. Not in the campaign itself, but the actual players.
January 27, 2026 at 7:26 PM
That moment you realize you have fucked like...everyone in your D&D campaign. Not in the campaign itself, but the actual players.
now and then while at the computer my other cat will come over under the desk and start meowing at me. I look down at her... she looks like the fucking clown from IT
January 26, 2026 at 7:05 AM
now and then while at the computer my other cat will come over under the desk and start meowing at me. I look down at her... she looks like the fucking clown from IT
Been long enough so... Another episode of "how to piss off your attorney"
Be hyper pushy in scheduling a meeting, then say you might be a little late, then ask how long the meeting YOU SCHEDULED will be, FAIL to show up to the meeting, all while thinking the attorney does not have OTHER work to do.
Be hyper pushy in scheduling a meeting, then say you might be a little late, then ask how long the meeting YOU SCHEDULED will be, FAIL to show up to the meeting, all while thinking the attorney does not have OTHER work to do.
January 23, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Been long enough so... Another episode of "how to piss off your attorney"
Be hyper pushy in scheduling a meeting, then say you might be a little late, then ask how long the meeting YOU SCHEDULED will be, FAIL to show up to the meeting, all while thinking the attorney does not have OTHER work to do.
Be hyper pushy in scheduling a meeting, then say you might be a little late, then ask how long the meeting YOU SCHEDULED will be, FAIL to show up to the meeting, all while thinking the attorney does not have OTHER work to do.
I hate the clients that just throw a lot of shit at chatgpt and have it compile crap. It's fucking obvious and just creates more work while empowering morons to think they're doing something meaningful.
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I hate the clients that just throw a lot of shit at chatgpt and have it compile crap. It's fucking obvious and just creates more work while empowering morons to think they're doing something meaningful.
How to make brown rice
1: clean the brown rice and put it in the rice cooker, 2 cups brown rice to 3 cups water, add bullion to fancy it up
2: do ALL THE DAILIES IN FFXIV
3: make the other food to go with the rice
4: the brown rice will still not be ready
5: scream
6: the rice is now ready
1: clean the brown rice and put it in the rice cooker, 2 cups brown rice to 3 cups water, add bullion to fancy it up
2: do ALL THE DAILIES IN FFXIV
3: make the other food to go with the rice
4: the brown rice will still not be ready
5: scream
6: the rice is now ready
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
How to make brown rice
1: clean the brown rice and put it in the rice cooker, 2 cups brown rice to 3 cups water, add bullion to fancy it up
2: do ALL THE DAILIES IN FFXIV
3: make the other food to go with the rice
4: the brown rice will still not be ready
5: scream
6: the rice is now ready
1: clean the brown rice and put it in the rice cooker, 2 cups brown rice to 3 cups water, add bullion to fancy it up
2: do ALL THE DAILIES IN FFXIV
3: make the other food to go with the rice
4: the brown rice will still not be ready
5: scream
6: the rice is now ready
I feel so old right now I want a rollodex. I don't want to look through outlook, I don't want to do a Google search, I want your fucking business card that you gave me IN PERSON AT COURT that I stapled to another card that I keep in my office next to my landline phone with all my other little cards
January 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I feel so old right now I want a rollodex. I don't want to look through outlook, I don't want to do a Google search, I want your fucking business card that you gave me IN PERSON AT COURT that I stapled to another card that I keep in my office next to my landline phone with all my other little cards
Welp my boss pieced it together, figured out I'm a furry (without saying it), and thought I was going to FC. he thinks it's a gaming thing though.
... He has now become my favorite thing about this job. Fuck.
... He has now become my favorite thing about this job. Fuck.
January 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Welp my boss pieced it together, figured out I'm a furry (without saying it), and thought I was going to FC. he thinks it's a gaming thing though.
... He has now become my favorite thing about this job. Fuck.
... He has now become my favorite thing about this job. Fuck.
Googling myself is weird. I'm either white and dead, or black, alive and well, and being a liberal do gooder.
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Googling myself is weird. I'm either white and dead, or black, alive and well, and being a liberal do gooder.
I lost my TeaTanic! ... ... I wonder if there is a TeaTitan...
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I lost my TeaTanic! ... ... I wonder if there is a TeaTitan...
Hi, I'm pulmonary embolism
Hi, I'm car
January 2, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Hi, I'm pulmonary embolism
I think my gift wrapping ability is a violation of the Geneva Convention. @kisushango.bsky.social doesn't care though and wants me to do it anyways.
Something about love. 🎄
Something about love. 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I think my gift wrapping ability is a violation of the Geneva Convention. @kisushango.bsky.social doesn't care though and wants me to do it anyways.
Something about love. 🎄
Something about love. 🎄
... I miss my 6900xt so damn much...
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
... I miss my 6900xt so damn much...
@flounder.bsky.social huh... ... huh 0o
December 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@flounder.bsky.social huh... ... huh 0o
Welp time for another what pisses Muzu off post.
Clients who start emails/voicemails with 'oh we spoke before'
I don't care bitch. You think I remember you? You WANT me to remember you? If I remember you that means you are the shit show of the shit show. No, you do NOT want me to remember you.
Clients who start emails/voicemails with 'oh we spoke before'
I don't care bitch. You think I remember you? You WANT me to remember you? If I remember you that means you are the shit show of the shit show. No, you do NOT want me to remember you.
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Welp time for another what pisses Muzu off post.
Clients who start emails/voicemails with 'oh we spoke before'
I don't care bitch. You think I remember you? You WANT me to remember you? If I remember you that means you are the shit show of the shit show. No, you do NOT want me to remember you.
Clients who start emails/voicemails with 'oh we spoke before'
I don't care bitch. You think I remember you? You WANT me to remember you? If I remember you that means you are the shit show of the shit show. No, you do NOT want me to remember you.
There's a special place in hell for people who join unions when shit happens to them directly and then immediately scream for all the representation in the world.
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
There's a special place in hell for people who join unions when shit happens to them directly and then immediately scream for all the representation in the world.
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🌟End of Year Collar Raffle!🌟
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16
To enter:
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#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16
To enter:
⭐ Follow me
⭐ Repost this skeet
⚠ Must be 18+
⚠ Must have a USA shipping address (sorry 😭)
#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
🌟End of Year Collar Raffle!🌟
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16
To enter:
⭐ Follow me
⭐ Repost this skeet
⚠ Must be 18+
⚠ Must have a USA shipping address (sorry 😭)
#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
I'm giving away this black & brass puppy collar, adjustable 12"-22", with free shipping! Ends 12/16
To enter:
⭐ Follow me
⭐ Repost this skeet
⚠ Must be 18+
⚠ Must have a USA shipping address (sorry 😭)
#BSNM #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #raffle #GiveAway
its 8:36 am, Time for another episode of 'how to piss off Muzu'
Start anything with 'based on the research I completed through ChatGPT' bitch that does NOT give you any fucking credibility at all. Now I have to sift through 10 fucking cases to see if what ChatGPT said is even legally accurate.
Start anything with 'based on the research I completed through ChatGPT' bitch that does NOT give you any fucking credibility at all. Now I have to sift through 10 fucking cases to see if what ChatGPT said is even legally accurate.
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
its 8:36 am, Time for another episode of 'how to piss off Muzu'
Start anything with 'based on the research I completed through ChatGPT' bitch that does NOT give you any fucking credibility at all. Now I have to sift through 10 fucking cases to see if what ChatGPT said is even legally accurate.
Start anything with 'based on the research I completed through ChatGPT' bitch that does NOT give you any fucking credibility at all. Now I have to sift through 10 fucking cases to see if what ChatGPT said is even legally accurate.