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Today’s trump haiku:

Murderers they are.
Liars with no empathy.
Brown shirt Nazis all.
January 25, 2026 at 10:36 AM
DHS statement: “This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement.” Lying motherf—kers! Goons with impunity going around murdering American citizens. Every congress person should be outraged and engaged in massage resistance.
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I cannot believe or trust information that comes out of ICE of DHS, or any government agency for that matter at this point. This leaves me in the unenviable position of quoting Ronald Reagan, who said something like I’ll trust but verify. An issue or event needs to be independently verifiable.
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Today’s trump haiku:

I ran over Iran
I kicked ass in Caracas
I am an asshole
January 24, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Jack Smith is a hero, trump is a zero. Jack Smith follows the law, trump stuffs Big Mac’s into his craw. Jack Smith does his job diligently as a prosecutor, trump does his job willing as a persecutor. I’d pick Jack Smith to be with me in a foxhole, I’d pick trump as the country’s biggest ahole.
January 23, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Today’s trump haiku:

The home of the free
Governed by Don the Depraved
May his reign end soon.
January 23, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Every president I can think of during my life time was the president for all America. Now we have a president ( I hate applying that term to him) who is the president of red and fascist america. Resist and prevail.
January 23, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Today’s trump haiku:

Steal land from Denmark
Greenlander’s don’t want us there
Who cares about them
January 22, 2026 at 9:20 PM
As Roman Moroni might say: ‘trump is a farging icehole, a bastich, a cork sucker.’ He most certainly is and His Idiocy has ruined our country and our reputation around the world in just a year’s time. Resist, impeach, prevail.
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Any democrat who votes to fund ICE should be kicked to the curb immediately!
January 21, 2026 at 11:45 PM
On X, someone posted asking to describe trump in one word. Mine was:
Lyingscumbagpieceofshitfascistsexoffendergrifter.
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
“In the simplest terms, Trump’s tariffs acted as an anchor, not an engine, to a U.S. economy that—prior to his inauguration—was the best-performing among all major economies.” - Keith Johnson from Foreign Policy, January 13, 2026.
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
trump smells.
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Idiots, enablers and those that stand to profit are the only ones who would believe anything trump says.
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Today’s trump haiku”

Cruelty and lies
Are tastier than french fries
For Big MacLiar
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 AM
If trump takes Greenland, he will invariably name it after himself and his image. It will then be called Shitheadland.
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Should be interesting to hear what trump has to say about the shooting of Judge Steven Meyer and his wife Kim in their Indiana home yesterday, if he says anything at all. Hopefully they will have a quick and uneventful recovery and the shooter will be apprehended.
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Today’s trump haiku:

Divisive old man
Tells it like it is you see
What was I saying?
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 PM
So it seems the plan is more guns, more violence, more provocation, more intimidation and harassment, more lies, more taxes, more favored treatment for those that bend the knee probably leading up to a national emergency declaration suspending elections. Courage is contagious - resist, resist.
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
From Monty Python: What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

From me: What’s brown and sounds like a dumbbell? Shithead trump.
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I read a comment in WAPO to an article talking about trump tying the Nobel Prize to Greenland. The writer said ‘thanks again to the no-nothings who voted for this guy.’ Sadly, those no-nothings might take this quote as a compliment. Why, you ask? Because there is no fury like a dictator spurned.
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Today’s Bonus trump haiku:

I create world peace.
Whether it’s ass or Greenland
I’m gonna take a piece.
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Today’s trump haiku:

P.M. of Norway
Our boat got to Greenland first
Nah, nah, nah poo poo!
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Today’s trump haiku:

If you defy me
I’ll tax the shit out of you
Because I’m cruel
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 AM
“There is no longer any neutral place to stand. Either you’re standing up for democracy, the rule of law, and social justice, or you’re complicit in the fascist mayhem Trump has unleashed.” -

From Robert Reich
January 18, 2026 at 11:29 AM