Dr. Dave
@drdave1999.bsky.social
Psychologist. Author. College Professor. Media Commentator. Private School Owner. Wow, that sounds exhausting.
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TSA: I see you have a pair of Ralph Lauren slacks here in your carry-on, but you’re wearing Levi’s right now.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
TSA: I see you have a pair of Ralph Lauren slacks here in your carry-on, but you’re wearing Levi’s right now.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.
Passenger: Yes, that’s right.
TSA: Sect’y Duffy would appreciate it if you’d go change. We’d like all Americans to dress their best. You look like an illegal immigrant.
Trump: That’s okay. I’ll just withdraw triple that amount from the U.S. Treasury to cover my losses and give me an acceptable profit.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Trump: That’s okay. I’ll just withdraw triple that amount from the U.S. Treasury to cover my losses and give me an acceptable profit.
Q: Just how stupid is MAGA?
A: They STILL haven’t figured it out.
A: They STILL haven’t figured it out.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Q: Just how stupid is MAGA?
A: They STILL haven’t figured it out.
A: They STILL haven’t figured it out.
After hearing our deranged President “refuse to talk about the fact that JB Pritzker is a fat slob,” I refuse to refer to Trump as a ‘corrupt, demented, fascist fuck,’ or to his supporters as ‘knuckle-dragging, cave-dwelling, troglodytic seditionists.’
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
After hearing our deranged President “refuse to talk about the fact that JB Pritzker is a fat slob,” I refuse to refer to Trump as a ‘corrupt, demented, fascist fuck,’ or to his supporters as ‘knuckle-dragging, cave-dwelling, troglodytic seditionists.’
GA is a state where people rely heavily on the ACA to keep insurance premiums affordable.
But, it’s also a state that regularly elects Republican fascists, like MTG.
Rate hikes will make insurance unaffordable for many.
Yet— THIS is what they voted for.
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But, it’s also a state that regularly elects Republican fascists, like MTG.
Rate hikes will make insurance unaffordable for many.
Yet— THIS is what they voted for.
apple.news/Apwetf_FLTAm...
Republicans face a health care backlash in Georgia as subsidies set to expire — POLITICO
Rocketing health care costs are fast becoming the new affordability frontier in next year’s midterms.
apple.news
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
GA is a state where people rely heavily on the ACA to keep insurance premiums affordable.
But, it’s also a state that regularly elects Republican fascists, like MTG.
Rate hikes will make insurance unaffordable for many.
Yet— THIS is what they voted for.
apple.news/Apwetf_FLTAm...
But, it’s also a state that regularly elects Republican fascists, like MTG.
Rate hikes will make insurance unaffordable for many.
Yet— THIS is what they voted for.
apple.news/Apwetf_FLTAm...
It would, but the Supreme Court won’t say that.
The most corrupt justices ever appointed will say that if Trump does it, it must be legal because the constraints of law don’t apply to our exalted ruler— who’s free to do as he pleases. Laws, of course, apply only to Democrats.
The most corrupt justices ever appointed will say that if Trump does it, it must be legal because the constraints of law don’t apply to our exalted ruler— who’s free to do as he pleases. Laws, of course, apply only to Democrats.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It would, but the Supreme Court won’t say that.
The most corrupt justices ever appointed will say that if Trump does it, it must be legal because the constraints of law don’t apply to our exalted ruler— who’s free to do as he pleases. Laws, of course, apply only to Democrats.
The most corrupt justices ever appointed will say that if Trump does it, it must be legal because the constraints of law don’t apply to our exalted ruler— who’s free to do as he pleases. Laws, of course, apply only to Democrats.
Republican ‘lawmakers’ want further abortion restrictions, income caps, and other critical concessions before agreeing to prevent a massive increase in ACA premiums.
As I’ve told you, giving the House and Senate to the GOP was worse than electing Trump.
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As I’ve told you, giving the House and Senate to the GOP was worse than electing Trump.
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Trump was going to roll out a health care plan. Then Republicans weighed in. — POLITICO
Lawmakers just have a few weeks left to reach a deal to avoid a massive premium spike for ACA enrollees.
apple.news
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Republican ‘lawmakers’ want further abortion restrictions, income caps, and other critical concessions before agreeing to prevent a massive increase in ACA premiums.
As I’ve told you, giving the House and Senate to the GOP was worse than electing Trump.
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As I’ve told you, giving the House and Senate to the GOP was worse than electing Trump.
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After Trump’s meeting with Mamdani:
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Are you ok?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: C’mon, is it really that bad?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Maybe MAGA will forgive you.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Yeah, you’re fucked.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Are you ok?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: C’mon, is it really that bad?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Maybe MAGA will forgive you.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Yeah, you’re fucked.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
After Trump’s meeting with Mamdani:
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Are you ok?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: C’mon, is it really that bad?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Maybe MAGA will forgive you.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Yeah, you’re fucked.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Are you ok?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: C’mon, is it really that bad?
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Maybe MAGA will forgive you.
Miller: [uncontrollable sobbing]
Q: Yeah, you’re fucked.
‘American Airlines announces the boarding of Flight 666 to Washington, D.C. We’re going to begin boarding passengers who are particularly well-dressed today. First up is Mrs. Wuta Phul, who’s wearing Daydrift High-Rise trousers by lululemon with a matching Adjustable Cami top.’
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
‘American Airlines announces the boarding of Flight 666 to Washington, D.C. We’re going to begin boarding passengers who are particularly well-dressed today. First up is Mrs. Wuta Phul, who’s wearing Daydrift High-Rise trousers by lululemon with a matching Adjustable Cami top.’
Trump was smiling ALMOST as hard as I was when I heard that MTG is resigning from Congress.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Trump was smiling ALMOST as hard as I was when I heard that MTG is resigning from Congress.
Jethro Vance didn’t look at all distressed on Friday as he watched Trump raping Mamdani with his eyes.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Jethro Vance didn’t look at all distressed on Friday as he watched Trump raping Mamdani with his eyes.
The CDC, under the authority of brain worm host RFK Jr., is determined to return U.S. medical care to medieval times.
They’re no longer advising people that vaccines are safe. MAGAts, in particular— because they know NOTHING about science— will be the most harmed.
Oops.
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They’re no longer advising people that vaccines are safe. MAGAts, in particular— because they know NOTHING about science— will be the most harmed.
Oops.
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The CDC changed wording on its website. Public health experts are furious. — USA TODAY
Doctors say the changes undermine public health efforts. Here's why.
apple.news
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The CDC, under the authority of brain worm host RFK Jr., is determined to return U.S. medical care to medieval times.
They’re no longer advising people that vaccines are safe. MAGAts, in particular— because they know NOTHING about science— will be the most harmed.
Oops.
apple.news/Ay6ncLEhiRfu...
They’re no longer advising people that vaccines are safe. MAGAts, in particular— because they know NOTHING about science— will be the most harmed.
Oops.
apple.news/Ay6ncLEhiRfu...
DOGE, the horrendously-corrupt agency that fired thousands of skilled gov’t workers and violated the privacy of all Americans— no longer exists, just like the demand for Teslas.
DOGE didn’t save money— it simply sabotaged entire vast portions of the U.S. government.
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DOGE didn’t save money— it simply sabotaged entire vast portions of the U.S. government.
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DOGE Disbanded: Elon Musk’s Cost-Cutting Project Quietly Ended — TIME
Musk said the initiative would save at least $1 trillion. But its website claims to have reached only $214 billion.
apple.news
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
DOGE, the horrendously-corrupt agency that fired thousands of skilled gov’t workers and violated the privacy of all Americans— no longer exists, just like the demand for Teslas.
DOGE didn’t save money— it simply sabotaged entire vast portions of the U.S. government.
apple.news/Ac-bWA8yWTJO...
DOGE didn’t save money— it simply sabotaged entire vast portions of the U.S. government.
apple.news/Ac-bWA8yWTJO...
When you shop for your Thanksgiving turkey and groceries (and no— you won’t need ID), you’ll notice that it’s more expensive than ever.
Remember that an idiot who bankrupted 6 companies is leading the nation, and he has intentionally and strategically destroyed the U.S. economy.
Remember that an idiot who bankrupted 6 companies is leading the nation, and he has intentionally and strategically destroyed the U.S. economy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
When you shop for your Thanksgiving turkey and groceries (and no— you won’t need ID), you’ll notice that it’s more expensive than ever.
Remember that an idiot who bankrupted 6 companies is leading the nation, and he has intentionally and strategically destroyed the U.S. economy.
Remember that an idiot who bankrupted 6 companies is leading the nation, and he has intentionally and strategically destroyed the U.S. economy.
Entire graduate-level courses will be taught examining Trump’s stunning psychopathology— and still, even more inexplicable will be how 77M voters could be so fucking ignorant and hateful that they’d elect him not once, but TWICE so that he could finish destroying America.
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Entire graduate-level courses will be taught examining Trump’s stunning psychopathology— and still, even more inexplicable will be how 77M voters could be so fucking ignorant and hateful that they’d elect him not once, but TWICE so that he could finish destroying America.
Q: Can you summarize MTG’s abrupt yet welcome resignation from Congress in a single sentence?
A: Yes. I’ll paraphrase Shakespeare in saying, “Nothing so became her job as the leaving of it.”
A: Yes. I’ll paraphrase Shakespeare in saying, “Nothing so became her job as the leaving of it.”
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Q: Can you summarize MTG’s abrupt yet welcome resignation from Congress in a single sentence?
A: Yes. I’ll paraphrase Shakespeare in saying, “Nothing so became her job as the leaving of it.”
A: Yes. I’ll paraphrase Shakespeare in saying, “Nothing so became her job as the leaving of it.”
MAGA: Russia’s actually a town in Texas, right?
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
MAGA: Russia’s actually a town in Texas, right?
They should acknowledge that it’s because all of his ideas come directly from his handlers at the Kremlin.
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They should acknowledge that it’s because all of his ideas come directly from his handlers at the Kremlin.
Republicans opposed Obamacare from the start, and NO REPUBLICAN voted for it when it began in 2009.
Now, the ‘Party of Corruption’ will allow premiums to spike until no one can afford to be insured.
How the fuck does anyone vote for Republicans?!!!!
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Now, the ‘Party of Corruption’ will allow premiums to spike until no one can afford to be insured.
How the fuck does anyone vote for Republicans?!!!!
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Obamacare premiums are skyrocketing. Republicans can’t figure out what to do. — POLITICO
GOP lawmakers knew subsidies were expiring and premiums would spike, but no clear, conservative alternative emerged.
apple.news
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Republicans opposed Obamacare from the start, and NO REPUBLICAN voted for it when it began in 2009.
Now, the ‘Party of Corruption’ will allow premiums to spike until no one can afford to be insured.
How the fuck does anyone vote for Republicans?!!!!
apple.news/AMtm2a2B7Rea...
Now, the ‘Party of Corruption’ will allow premiums to spike until no one can afford to be insured.
How the fuck does anyone vote for Republicans?!!!!
apple.news/AMtm2a2B7Rea...
Q: No one’s ever seen you look at Melania that way.
Trump: I haven’t been so excited since the last time my plane landed on Epstein’s island.
Q: You seem to be feeling some sort of way about Mamdani.
Trump: Crazy, isn’t it? And I didn’t even have to take a little blue pill.
Trump: I haven’t been so excited since the last time my plane landed on Epstein’s island.
Q: You seem to be feeling some sort of way about Mamdani.
Trump: Crazy, isn’t it? And I didn’t even have to take a little blue pill.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Q: No one’s ever seen you look at Melania that way.
Trump: I haven’t been so excited since the last time my plane landed on Epstein’s island.
Q: You seem to be feeling some sort of way about Mamdani.
Trump: Crazy, isn’t it? And I didn’t even have to take a little blue pill.
Trump: I haven’t been so excited since the last time my plane landed on Epstein’s island.
Q: You seem to be feeling some sort of way about Mamdani.
Trump: Crazy, isn’t it? And I didn’t even have to take a little blue pill.
It wasn’t a “peace deal.” It would’ve been an orchestrated surrender by Ukraine to the nation that mercilessly attacked them— without provocation— for years.
This is your reminder that if the U.S. hadn’t convinced Ukraine to give up its nukes, Russia wouldn’t have attacked them.
This is your reminder that if the U.S. hadn’t convinced Ukraine to give up its nukes, Russia wouldn’t have attacked them.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It wasn’t a “peace deal.” It would’ve been an orchestrated surrender by Ukraine to the nation that mercilessly attacked them— without provocation— for years.
This is your reminder that if the U.S. hadn’t convinced Ukraine to give up its nukes, Russia wouldn’t have attacked them.
This is your reminder that if the U.S. hadn’t convinced Ukraine to give up its nukes, Russia wouldn’t have attacked them.
Republicans routinely threaten violence. Virtually all of the mass killing in America is perpetrated by Republicans— Dems are not school shooters.
We have a demented President advocating the assassination of Congressmen. His followers are just the depraved monsters to do it.
We have a demented President advocating the assassination of Congressmen. His followers are just the depraved monsters to do it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Republicans routinely threaten violence. Virtually all of the mass killing in America is perpetrated by Republicans— Dems are not school shooters.
We have a demented President advocating the assassination of Congressmen. His followers are just the depraved monsters to do it.
We have a demented President advocating the assassination of Congressmen. His followers are just the depraved monsters to do it.
Q: NOW do you realize that he has dementia?!!!
MAGA: He just ain’t on board with y’all’s liberal math.
MAGA: He just ain’t on board with y’all’s liberal math.
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Q: NOW do you realize that he has dementia?!!!
MAGA: He just ain’t on board with y’all’s liberal math.
MAGA: He just ain’t on board with y’all’s liberal math.
This morning at the RNC:
RNC: What the fuck were you thinking, you demented moron?!!!!
Trump: I don’t think anyone even noticed.
RNC: What the fuck were you thinking, you demented moron?!!!!
Trump: I don’t think anyone even noticed.
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This morning at the RNC:
RNC: What the fuck were you thinking, you demented moron?!!!!
Trump: I don’t think anyone even noticed.
RNC: What the fuck were you thinking, you demented moron?!!!!
Trump: I don’t think anyone even noticed.
Ha, EXACTLY.
I’d love to see ‘stupidity management’ intervention for MAGA.
Of course, the rest of us just refer to it as ‘elementary school.’
I’d love to see ‘stupidity management’ intervention for MAGA.
Of course, the rest of us just refer to it as ‘elementary school.’
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ha, EXACTLY.
I’d love to see ‘stupidity management’ intervention for MAGA.
Of course, the rest of us just refer to it as ‘elementary school.’
I’d love to see ‘stupidity management’ intervention for MAGA.
Of course, the rest of us just refer to it as ‘elementary school.’