god's favorite goblin
drdikdik.bsky.social
god's favorite goblin
@drdikdik.bsky.social
certified lil freak
mind if a white boy speak a lil *overstimulation* tn?
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
only need your love for night
repeat that for the rest of my life
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I call all my twinks "champ" so they feel like daddy still loves 'em
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
did I just write the Youtube Apology of the summer?
did I just write the Yelp review of the summer?
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
many such have asked how to make the thin hamster

but few have asked why to make the thin hamster

really makes you think
October 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
did I just write the Yelp review of the summer?
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
funny how all the boys be actin' like they wash hands when a real hand washer enters the chat
October 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
you're a sick fuck if you think 11am is lunchtime
October 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
bro aint no way my mom is teaching me the latest "tiktok slang"

how am I this outta touch
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"It's like worshipping a god who cannot see you.

It's choosing to never be celebrated.

I want to be celebrated."
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
release the naughty list
October 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
so ferns
they're pretty resilient right?

pretty sure I just killed one of mine 🪴💀
October 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
poorly chopped up edits will ALWAYS be funnier than whatever AI is shitting out
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
is spiders bugs?
October 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
hot bartender just asked if im still being a "good boy" to refer to my sober streak

ma'am, that is my activation phrase. pls not in public
October 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
stop awhile and eat the roses or whatever
October 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reposted by god's favorite goblin
October 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
if my gf turned into a worm i would hangout in the dirt with her everyday
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
lets buy glass houses and throw stones at each other
October 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Every 1's a Winner baby
October 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Case File: 001

Space Ghost's services are no longer required. His perfect accuracy is proof of his ultimate uselessness.

Back to you in the studio
October 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
did you know drinking the juice in a magic 8 ball gives you clairvoyance?

my buddy did it and he said "im gonna fucking die!" and he did!
October 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
and some nasty sloppy top
sometimes all a goblin needs is a dank cave
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
sometimes all a goblin needs is a dank cave
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
cat girls OUT
rat girls IN
October 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM