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Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 2h

All freaking lies.

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Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 6h

If thy throws condiments, do I not bleed?

Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 7h

“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”

Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.

Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 8h

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Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 10h

Mississippi, the very famously blue state.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."

Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 14h

Sad trombone for Ken Calvert.

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Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 14h

Everyone who showed up for this election deserves a round of applause. From those who canvased their hearts out to those who took the time to vote, well done!

Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 15h

“I haven’t heard the final results”

Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 16h

Wishing your family member well. Take care.

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Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 22h

Prop 50 passing means we can finally give the boot to Ken Calvert.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 23h

[Exit Clown.]

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Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 23h

Congratulations to you and NJ!

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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 23h

NEW: Zohran Mamdani is the projected winner of the NYC mayoral race where more than 2 million votes were cast

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Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 1d

Way to go there, Buddy. You went from simply useless to part of the problem in one dodged question.

Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 1d

Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."

Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 1d

If she'd left that middle paragraph out, I'd be fine.

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Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 1d

It was just my stepdad and I moving me the last time so I really had to pare down my books.

While it was heartbreaking, it also meant more room for new books once I got there.

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Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 1d

There’s an “If the glove doesn’t fit” joke here, but I’ve been too busy today to think it through.

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Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 1d

That's because he was standing outside of a Subway!

Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 1d

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Epstein’s Ballroom @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social · 1d

You should have been charged for those bags. You can still get paper or plastic, but they charge you per bag. Instead of outright outlawing them, the legislature opted for a penalty for not using your own bags.

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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 1d

People of California:

Don't take anything for granted. If you haven't voted early, be sure to vote today, YES on Prop 50.

(Conveniently, the only item on the usually clogged Calif ballot.)