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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 7h

I'm pretty sure Bean would have pressed the button even if it /had/ been him from the future. No one tells Bean what to do.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 1d

I... I never thought to eat them like that. I've wasted my life.

Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 2d

There are absolutely rich people throwing money at him to try and keep from paying taxes. My theory is that he knows he can't win, so this is just a grift to pocket the money. Plus to prepare for the inevitable MAGA pivot.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 2d

They only had one. And when you finished it, you had to bring it back so they could sell it to the next person.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 2d

I dunno, man. He's definitely locked in the "Just woke up from a thirty year coma" vote.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 4d

"You don't tell Bean what to do!"

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 5d

And the world has supplied you, able and willing to give head rubs. A marvelous serendipity.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 7d

Everyone knows the only visual media true to Stephen King's vision is Maximum Overdrive.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 8d

The sketch looked very Rory Blank.

Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 9d

Psst, kids, wanna buy some fantasy?

Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 9d

You'd be pretty crummy at it, eh?

Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 10d

I had that for a while due to a hernia. Just sudden syncopes. Very unfun.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 10d

I would have guessed a cave in the woods.

Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 11d

Worst case scenario, you don't win. So? You didn't win last year. Even if you get nothing more than a participation certificate, it's still more than you got all the years you didn't enter.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 12d

It's very much about female custodes. He was already a whiny manchild, but he crashed out hard after that retcon.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 13d

This man is on to something.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 15d

Okay, that's my next SCP article sorted.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 15d

It's true. markhamillofficial.bsky.social just shouted "Hey George, get a load of this!" and threw a firecracker at the model.

Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social)

Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 15d

Darn, only available to premium users.

Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 15d

I've got a good feeling about Grandma. I bet only good things are going to happen to the Shnail because of this.

Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 16d

Huge Gex fan. It's not in the containment procedures, but there's a huge poster for Enter the Gecko on the wall of his cell.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 16d

Skeleton Knight in Another World is one of the only ones I've seen where the protagonist has a reasonable reaction to slavery. That is, he goes around killing slave owners and freeing slaves.

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 16d

"Suffocation, strangulation, fire, stabbing, none of it had worked. And now, at the end of it all, I find myself trapped by a conclusion as inevitable as it is horrifying:

There is a God, and he loves Bubsy."

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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 17d

Looks cheap. Like something you'd see for sale at a gas station.

Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 17d

I'm so sorry to hear that. It always hurts when we lose someone dear to us. I'm sure Gummy Bear loved you too, and she was lucky to have someone who gave her so much kindness.

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