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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 21h

Whoa no yu gunna catch da autisms UwU!

Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know if Mel “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world” Gibson should be quoted.

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 1d

You guys also have to deal with Skillet again for Royal Rumble 2010 since that show’s theme is “Hero”.

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 2d

No they think blocks make them cool and edgy, they know they annoy people and get off on it when said people make it clear they don't want to hear them. A mute gives them nothing.

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 2d

Don't even block, mute them, leave them unaware and screaming into a void.

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 2d

God I've been living in the South for a while, and you couldn't get away from Skillet on the rock radios here in the early 2010s.

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 8d

Ugh when are they gonna have a living heritage month for all us people who are living still?!

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 8d

Did Brett Farve skim money from your state welfare programs to build a volleyball center?

Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 11d

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck (electric boogaloo)

Flip Spin GIF

ALT: Flip Spin GIF

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 11d

Puppies are cute and journalism is wearing a suit and fedora that has a piece of paper that says “press” on it stick out of said fedora.

Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 21d

"Oh no! They're trying to get him to start a new wrestling company, and funnel government funds. And then they're gonna get me to start a new wrestling company, and funnel government funds! OOOOHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!"

Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 26d

Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative, Roll for initiative

Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 29d

Oh man you do stuff and that’s crazy anyways you’re in the hall of fame next year which I’m sure is a huge surprise. Well I’m gonna go see what else I can cram my wife into see ya.

Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · 29d

To be fair you shouldn’t put me in the toaster either.

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · Sep 21

SHOUT OUT SPERM! GETTIN' IT DONE!

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · Aug 30

THAT'S YOUR JOB DUMBASS.

Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · Aug 19

#yiayit I’d tell that clown to go away and that I’m not interested.

That’s what we’re talking about right?

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · Jul 25

Randy telling Rey about the time he hit on Hogan’s daughter and almost totally got in her panties and hoping Rey never saw Summerslam 06.

Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · Jul 25

Jet Set Radio

Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · Jul 23

Why you take my name?

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · Jul 23

I miss MTV Sports and Music Festival…

Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · Jul 22

#YIAYcap Instead of making some weak caption like THE MAN wants me to make I will instead offer a deal.

If accepted I will not have a shoot five minutes from your location of residence. Of which I will use as an excuse to travel to your location of residence to ‘talk like adults’.

Accept?

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · Jul 17

I hope it looked like one of those fatalities in MK 3 where it’s like seven rib cages and twenty femurs.

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · Jul 2

SHOUT OUT SKULL ON LIQUID DEATH CAN, SCREAMING OUT TO THE ETERNAL VOID OF NOTHINGNESS, GETTING IT DONE

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Generationsidekick @drewvonawesome.bsky.social · Jul 2

The world turns and things may be bleak but I decided to put my time and effort into the really important things.

Trying to fuck with the ai chatbot for Chuck E Cheese.

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