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Movie lover (the good, the bad, and everything in-between)
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Master's Degree in English (for real)
Doctor of Divinity (as a joke)
Iron Mutant Challenge Survivor #thelastdrivein
#Svengoolie viewer
Movie lover (the good, the bad, and everything in-between)
Reader
Master's Degree in English (for real)
Doctor of Divinity (as a joke)
Iron Mutant Challenge Survivor #thelastdrivein
#Svengoolie viewer
Ummm. Ok. #TheMummysTomb #Svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ummm. Ok. #TheMummysTomb #Svengoolie
This is what it looks like when you talk AT people, not TO them. #Svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is what it looks like when you talk AT people, not TO them. #Svengoolie
Back when we lived in a society, people would ask Ancient Gods and Dead Mummys to help their relationships. Today, they talk to some AI Chatbot. #Svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Back when we lived in a society, people would ask Ancient Gods and Dead Mummys to help their relationships. Today, they talk to some AI Chatbot. #Svengoolie
This is how I picture an HOA meeting. #Svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is how I picture an HOA meeting. #Svengoolie
Making this milquetoast guy the narrative "glue" of your storytelling is a bold move. #Svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Making this milquetoast guy the narrative "glue" of your storytelling is a bold move. #Svengoolie
The Mummy's Hand? The Mummy's Tomb? All these claims of ownership after the mummy is CLEARLY dead. #Svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Mummy's Hand? The Mummy's Tomb? All these claims of ownership after the mummy is CLEARLY dead. #Svengoolie
If you've wondered why #AVeryMerryChristmas was featured on #HouseofSvengoolie, you might look to why this family dynamic is actually a Lynchian Horror. #Svengoolie
a man is sitting in front of a microphone and says it 's such a sadness
ALT: a man is sitting in front of a microphone and says it 's such a sadness
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If you've wondered why #AVeryMerryChristmas was featured on #HouseofSvengoolie, you might look to why this family dynamic is actually a Lynchian Horror. #Svengoolie
"Alice, I'm sorry we didn't discuss this for so many years. But...you were an employee. You were always our employee."
#Svengoolie #AVeryBradyChristmas
#Svengoolie #AVeryBradyChristmas
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Alice, I'm sorry we didn't discuss this for so many years. But...you were an employee. You were always our employee."
#Svengoolie #AVeryBradyChristmas
#Svengoolie #AVeryBradyChristmas
Before this moment, I would've NEVER imagined myself (so many whiskeys, beers, and gummies deep) enjoying a community-watch of #AVeryBradyChristmas with the #HouseofSvengoolie gang. #Svengoolie
a man with a beard is making a funny face and says not me .
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and says not me .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Before this moment, I would've NEVER imagined myself (so many whiskeys, beers, and gummies deep) enjoying a community-watch of #AVeryBradyChristmas with the #HouseofSvengoolie gang. #Svengoolie
Well, crap. Now I remember there's the rest of the film still remaining. #Svengoolie
#svengoolie I’d rather listen to these guys riff than watch the rest of the film
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Well, crap. Now I remember there's the rest of the film still remaining. #Svengoolie
Sorry to all the haters, but I *LOVE* that #HouseofSvengoolie is hosting #AVeryBradyChristmas #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sorry to all the haters, but I *LOVE* that #HouseofSvengoolie is hosting #AVeryBradyChristmas #Svengoolie
Here's one of the easiest ways to immediately age your movie - have the actors do the popular dance of the moment. By the time it's released, everyone will cringe at how dated it is. #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Here's one of the easiest ways to immediately age your movie - have the actors do the popular dance of the moment. By the time it's released, everyone will cringe at how dated it is. #Svengoolie
That face was made for Terror. #DevilDoll #Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
That face was made for Terror. #DevilDoll #Svengoolie
A "Silent Film Festival" in the #MetvBatman historical timeline would be analogous of a #BackToTheFuture Festival in 2025. (Approx ~40 yrs) #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A "Silent Film Festival" in the #MetvBatman historical timeline would be analogous of a #BackToTheFuture Festival in 2025. (Approx ~40 yrs) #Svengoolie
And there it is... #Svengoolie
a man wearing a hat and bow tie is standing in the jungle
ALT: a man wearing a hat and bow tie is standing in the jungle
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
And there it is... #Svengoolie
I've also lived for a long time. You don't need a crucifix to make me cringe though. You can just bring up "Skibidi Toilet" or "6-7" and I'll scurry away like a cockroach in sunlight. #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I've also lived for a long time. You don't need a crucifix to make me cringe though. You can just bring up "Skibidi Toilet" or "6-7" and I'll scurry away like a cockroach in sunlight. #Svengoolie
I've seen #DraculavsFrankenstein. And if you're curious about it after this segment. Don't be. Trust me. Please. Just trust me. #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I've seen #DraculavsFrankenstein. And if you're curious about it after this segment. Don't be. Trust me. Please. Just trust me. #Svengoolie
There's no way that I'm aware of to tell what year #CurseoftheUndead takes place in. However, it is worth noting that $100 in 1959 (the year the movie was released) would be about $1100 in 2025 money. #Svengoolie
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
There's no way that I'm aware of to tell what year #CurseoftheUndead takes place in. However, it is worth noting that $100 in 1959 (the year the movie was released) would be about $1100 in 2025 money. #Svengoolie
If you also watch #Metv westerns like I do, we're both recognizing this cast like... #Svengoolie
a man is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing .
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you also watch #Metv westerns like I do, we're both recognizing this cast like... #Svengoolie
The runtime of #CurseoftheUndead is 79 minutes. Tonight's #Svengoolie will run for 150 minutes (including commercials). This might be a good opportunity to have the uncomfortable conversation that there may, in fact, be a "critical mass" of Sven bits vs. movie.
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The runtime of #CurseoftheUndead is 79 minutes. Tonight's #Svengoolie will run for 150 minutes (including commercials). This might be a good opportunity to have the uncomfortable conversation that there may, in fact, be a "critical mass" of Sven bits vs. movie.
I think the rooftops set is damn near my favorite part of the movie. #Svengoolie
This film spends so much time on rooftops I expect Santa Claus to show up.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I think the rooftops set is damn near my favorite part of the movie. #Svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Well, that was a moment. #Svengoolie
a woman in a short dress is dancing on a stage with the words blake in the background
ALT: a woman in a short dress is dancing on a stage with the words blake in the background
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Well, that was a moment. #Svengoolie
Did we just witness the proto-"Short Round"? #Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
a boy wearing a white hat looks down at something
ALT: a boy wearing a white hat looks down at something
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Did we just witness the proto-"Short Round"? #Svengoolie #TheValleyofGwangi
I'm learning a lot tonight. And I will probably repeat many of these points on my next first-date, likely alienating them and making things awkward. Because I'll just say this stuff completely out of context and unprompted. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm learning a lot tonight. And I will probably repeat many of these points on my next first-date, likely alienating them and making things awkward. Because I'll just say this stuff completely out of context and unprompted. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam