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EXCLUSIVE: Sneak Peek at the Programme for Government
January 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Sneak Peek at the Programme for Government
BREAKING: Clare Hotel Owner Announces Plan To Invade Greenland
January 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
BREAKING: Clare Hotel Owner Announces Plan To Invade Greenland
The face you make when Simon Harris asks if preparing to play The Penguin involved spending time with real penguins.
January 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The face you make when Simon Harris asks if preparing to play The Penguin involved spending time with real penguins.
Bono says the name 'Bono' is of Hebrew origin and means 'man who ignores injustice'.
January 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Bono says the name 'Bono' is of Hebrew origin and means 'man who ignores injustice'.
An Apology.
Earlier today we caused some upset by claiming that Bono's US Presidential Medal of Freedom is for services to Israel and Tax Avoidance.
We apologise to those affected. There was of course no excuse for failing to mention that the medal is also for being a Tory.
Earlier today we caused some upset by claiming that Bono's US Presidential Medal of Freedom is for services to Israel and Tax Avoidance.
We apologise to those affected. There was of course no excuse for failing to mention that the medal is also for being a Tory.
January 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
An Apology.
Earlier today we caused some upset by claiming that Bono's US Presidential Medal of Freedom is for services to Israel and Tax Avoidance.
We apologise to those affected. There was of course no excuse for failing to mention that the medal is also for being a Tory.
Earlier today we caused some upset by claiming that Bono's US Presidential Medal of Freedom is for services to Israel and Tax Avoidance.
We apologise to those affected. There was of course no excuse for failing to mention that the medal is also for being a Tory.
Bono Awarded US Presidential Medal of Freedom for Services to Israel and Tax Avoidance
January 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Bono Awarded US Presidential Medal of Freedom for Services to Israel and Tax Avoidance
FOR SALE: One Brennans Sliced Bread Loaf. Willing to swap for a 3-bedroom-apartment in Dublin.
January 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
FOR SALE: One Brennans Sliced Bread Loaf. Willing to swap for a 3-bedroom-apartment in Dublin.
Bertie Ahern says his New Year’s resolution is to support the environment by encouraging people to send him money via Revolut instead of giving him brown envelopes.
January 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Bertie Ahern says his New Year’s resolution is to support the environment by encouraging people to send him money via Revolut instead of giving him brown envelopes.
Happy New Year to everyone from Cork!
Thank you for laughing along and supporting this page over the past year. Here’s to a more equal, caring, and peaceful world in 2025 ❤️
Thank you for laughing along and supporting this page over the past year. Here’s to a more equal, caring, and peaceful world in 2025 ❤️
December 31, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Happy New Year to everyone from Cork!
Thank you for laughing along and supporting this page over the past year. Here’s to a more equal, caring, and peaceful world in 2025 ❤️
Thank you for laughing along and supporting this page over the past year. Here’s to a more equal, caring, and peaceful world in 2025 ❤️
Bono says his New Year's resolution is to spend more time pretending to care about injustice.
December 31, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Bono says his New Year's resolution is to spend more time pretending to care about injustice.
Ford's entire car stock in Ireland will be sold out by this time tomorrow.
December 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Ford's entire car stock in Ireland will be sold out by this time tomorrow.
Eamon Ryan says if aliens visit Earth in 2025, he would not rule out the Green Party going into coalition with them.
December 30, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Eamon Ryan says if aliens visit Earth in 2025, he would not rule out the Green Party going into coalition with them.
Great news - Star Trek wasn't wrong! I've just rewatched the episode and found the full quote.
December 30, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Great news - Star Trek wasn't wrong! I've just rewatched the episode and found the full quote.
BREAKING: RTÉ News Wins Israeli News Station of the Year
December 29, 2024 at 2:36 PM
BREAKING: RTÉ News Wins Israeli News Station of the Year
"As a boy growing up in Finglas, I was beaten up every day by the local Orangemen, Your Majesty."
December 28, 2024 at 7:16 PM
"As a boy growing up in Finglas, I was beaten up every day by the local Orangemen, Your Majesty."
BREAKING: Newly surfaced photo of Queen Elizabeth with Kneecap threatens to cause uproar in Orange Order.
December 28, 2024 at 1:54 PM
BREAKING: Newly surfaced photo of Queen Elizabeth with Kneecap threatens to cause uproar in Orange Order.
Live scenes on Grafton Street as people wait for Bono to arrive:
December 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Live scenes on Grafton Street as people wait for Bono to arrive:
Bertie Ahern says when he was a child, instead of presents, Santa used leave brown envelopes under the Christmas tree.
December 24, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Bertie Ahern says when he was a child, instead of presents, Santa used leave brown envelopes under the Christmas tree.
Many people are wondering about the exact time Bono will start his Christmas Eve busking on Grafton Street.
While 8pm is the usual time, there’s a chance he could begin earlier, so the safest option to avoid upset is to leave Dublin City Centre by 6pm.
While 8pm is the usual time, there’s a chance he could begin earlier, so the safest option to avoid upset is to leave Dublin City Centre by 6pm.
December 23, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Many people are wondering about the exact time Bono will start his Christmas Eve busking on Grafton Street.
While 8pm is the usual time, there’s a chance he could begin earlier, so the safest option to avoid upset is to leave Dublin City Centre by 6pm.
While 8pm is the usual time, there’s a chance he could begin earlier, so the safest option to avoid upset is to leave Dublin City Centre by 6pm.
Dublin Airport confirms the queue outside Terminal 1 is actually for Dunnes Blanchardstown.
December 23, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Dublin Airport confirms the queue outside Terminal 1 is actually for Dunnes Blanchardstown.
Live scenes as Zionists react to Irish people proudly adopting 'Paddystinian' as a badge of honour:
December 19, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Live scenes as Zionists react to Irish people proudly adopting 'Paddystinian' as a badge of honour:
Irish people react to Israelis calling us Paddystinians:
December 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Irish people react to Israelis calling us Paddystinians:
This fake Dr Harold News picture has spread worldwide, with Reuters among the many who’ve made contact.
For future reference, it’s easy to tell the photo isn’t real. Just examine the picture closely, and you’ll notice Robbie Keane is missing.
For future reference, it’s easy to tell the photo isn’t real. Just examine the picture closely, and you’ll notice Robbie Keane is missing.
December 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
This fake Dr Harold News picture has spread worldwide, with Reuters among the many who’ve made contact.
For future reference, it’s easy to tell the photo isn’t real. Just examine the picture closely, and you’ll notice Robbie Keane is missing.
For future reference, it’s easy to tell the photo isn’t real. Just examine the picture closely, and you’ll notice Robbie Keane is missing.
BREAKING: Israel Accuses Bosco Of Being Antisemitic
December 17, 2024 at 11:32 AM
BREAKING: Israel Accuses Bosco Of Being Antisemitic
STATEMENT:
Sometimes in comedy you put a foot wrong. Earlier today we joked about Israel's embassy closing, which has upset many Israel supporters.
Upon careful reflection, we fully stand by our tweets and will continue calling out Israel until they stop killing Palestinians.
Sometimes in comedy you put a foot wrong. Earlier today we joked about Israel's embassy closing, which has upset many Israel supporters.
Upon careful reflection, we fully stand by our tweets and will continue calling out Israel until they stop killing Palestinians.
December 15, 2024 at 6:58 PM
STATEMENT:
Sometimes in comedy you put a foot wrong. Earlier today we joked about Israel's embassy closing, which has upset many Israel supporters.
Upon careful reflection, we fully stand by our tweets and will continue calling out Israel until they stop killing Palestinians.
Sometimes in comedy you put a foot wrong. Earlier today we joked about Israel's embassy closing, which has upset many Israel supporters.
Upon careful reflection, we fully stand by our tweets and will continue calling out Israel until they stop killing Palestinians.