HunZa
drizzyh.bsky.social
HunZa
@drizzyh.bsky.social
If you’re here you either laughed, or you’re upset that you lost the game.
I don’t eat dumplings. I do more than that. I ABSORB dumplings. I remove them as we know them from existence. Not because I hate them. They are a superior life force that sustains me
August 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“A rising tide lifts all ships” is a good proverb until you realize most people aren’t able to afford a fuckin’ boat.
February 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
February 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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" karens " are rather shit

- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Funny how “goverment efficiency” means some South African guy with Aspergers gets to access my data and not holding the pentagon accountable for never passing an audit ever
February 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My next trick? I already did like, 6 tricks dude. What more do you want from me? Why don’t you do some fuckin’ tricks? You trickless nerd.
February 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Are hijinks afoot?
January 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Getting every drop of piss in the urinal and then helicoptering my thang like a cowboy twirling his pistol into the holster
January 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This is the richest man in human history, we are COOKED
January 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM