So if it wasn't for some utter nonsense against Brentford, Frank Illet would be cutting his hair now...

Well I guess we were wondering if Gyokeres would score a hattrick on his debut at Old Trafford and at least now we know he will

I'm just glad we've signed a Cameroonian forward and it isn't the man with four names.

@waynesbarton.bsky.social It was my birthday a few weeks ago. My brother told me his present to me would be arriving at the end of the month. He's excelled himself. Can't wait to get into it!

The only thing more excruciating than watching United trying to create and convert chances is watching United trying to create and convert chances with a man advantage

Not an original thought by any means, but massive six points tonight.

Have a very merry Christmas Knockings everyone!
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@benhainess.bsky.social I think tomorrow might be one of those 'give me all the content' days

Massive shout out to the government for sending out the weather warning at precisely the moment all the parents are getting their kids to sleep in darkened rooms. Can't even blame the Tories anymore...

Wonder how long it will take us to get back to 0 gd??

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