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Kramer
@drkramer.bsky.social
i am the assman

he / him
bank robber #1: fuck the cops showed up.. did any of us manage to get anything.

bank robber #2: WE HAVE JACK SHIT!!!

Jack Shit: hey guys
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Jack Shit: Nice to meet you, I’m Jack Shit.
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
guy who watches gay porn critically : not a lot of women in this…
December 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i’m dead calm
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December 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
kramer’s greatest hits
December 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
December 17, 2025 at 9:29 AM
when people limit their replies but i have something Funny i want to say
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December 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
me, about to go inside of an iron maiden: hey man i really liked 2 minutes to midnight but i don’t really know you like this
December 16, 2025 at 8:28 AM
hey what’s up guys here’s a video of my asshole
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December 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I FUCKING HATE DAVID STEARNS
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
who put all this hair in my ass
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Heartwarming 🥰🥰 IShowSpeed shows Pornography to his viewers on stream 😍😍😘
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
i. hear an owl
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i can dunk a half court shot
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
didn’t realize how much my wife loves scooby-doo. she keeps saying “we should split up“ and she’s “going with fred”
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM
getting cucked by a baseball stadium and some drunk frat guys keep chirping my butt hairs
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
hi edmonton won today
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November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i may be short stupid and ugly
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
bedard got the a 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️ Wow. it’s so beautiful. wow
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
watching oilers games is like punching urself in the nuts for fun
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i have many opinions on hockey and nothing else i am very shallow and have nothing to live for
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
hello everyone i had a wonderful dream where i had a modelo and a fresh pack of camels
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
where my name
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What’s Up Freaks
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM