Dan
@drw009.bsky.social
Aussie 🇦🇺- baseball ⚾️, gym , Stoicism, golf ⛳️ , tequila 🍋🟩and dad jokes
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Dan
@drw009.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Seeing what the fuss is about. Hopefully see more engagement around baseball, gym , stoicism , tequila , books and humour. 🤙
I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated. But I stand corrected.
February 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated. But I stand corrected.
Still surreal to have the Cyclones Players Player of the Year named after me. Especially with the amazing humans that have won the award. Congrats Neil , well deserved
February 6, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Still surreal to have the Cyclones Players Player of the Year named after me. Especially with the amazing humans that have won the award. Congrats Neil , well deserved
I told my doctor I kept hearing this buzzing sound. She said it’s just a bug that’s going around.
February 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I told my doctor I kept hearing this buzzing sound. She said it’s just a bug that’s going around.
I took someone else’s drink at the cafe yesterday, but I couldn’t finish it. It just wasn’t my cup of tea.
February 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I took someone else’s drink at the cafe yesterday, but I couldn’t finish it. It just wasn’t my cup of tea.
You know you are getting old when you start to get excited about cleaning products
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 AM
You know you are getting old when you start to get excited about cleaning products
Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain. Must be all the indoor fins.
February 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain. Must be all the indoor fins.
Happy hump day 🍑, or lower back depending on how bad you are at it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Happy hump day 🍑, or lower back depending on how bad you are at it.
Every exercise is a lower back exercise when you do it wrong
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Every exercise is a lower back exercise when you do it wrong
What’s a coffee’s favorite workout?
The French press.
The French press.
February 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What’s a coffee’s favorite workout?
The French press.
The French press.
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.
January 30, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.
Why is it that I can remember the words to a song I haven’t heard in a decade yet can’t remember why I walked into a room?
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Why is it that I can remember the words to a song I haven’t heard in a decade yet can’t remember why I walked into a room?
Lil morning jog in a beautiful part of the world
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Lil morning jog in a beautiful part of the world
Rule no. 8598643 for happiness
Ignore your problems just the way you ignored these numbers.
Ignore your problems just the way you ignored these numbers.
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Rule no. 8598643 for happiness
Ignore your problems just the way you ignored these numbers.
Ignore your problems just the way you ignored these numbers.
I was gunna tell you all a joke about a girl who only eats plants. But you probably never heard of herbivore.
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I was gunna tell you all a joke about a girl who only eats plants. But you probably never heard of herbivore.
Wednesday workout. Glute heavy.
January 27, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Wednesday workout. Glute heavy.
Rage bait tips - like all your own texts during an argument
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Rage bait tips - like all your own texts during an argument
Siri kept calling me Shirley today. It was really frustrating me until I realised I’d left my phone in Airplane mode.
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Siri kept calling me Shirley today. It was really frustrating me until I realised I’d left my phone in Airplane mode.
It’s ok. I didn’t need personal space
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
It’s ok. I didn’t need personal space
Trying to get low and get that form right before going heavy again
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Trying to get low and get that form right before going heavy again
Percy is trying to turn Salems Lot into Pet Cemetery
January 25, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Percy is trying to turn Salems Lot into Pet Cemetery
Good way to spend Australia Day weekend. Trip across to Magnetic Island.
January 25, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Good way to spend Australia Day weekend. Trip across to Magnetic Island.
Hey Merica - right about now is what your second amendment was written for…
January 25, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Hey Merica - right about now is what your second amendment was written for…
If I had a dollar for every time algebra helped me in real life, I’d have X dollars.
January 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
If I had a dollar for every time algebra helped me in real life, I’d have X dollars.
A physicist and a biologist went on a date …. But there was no chemistry
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
A physicist and a biologist went on a date …. But there was no chemistry