It was time to face reality. After all these years, Dora realised that the one thing she had not explored was her own need for adventure and danger, and also she was a mermaid now apparently
January 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
It was time to face reality. After all these years, Dora realised that the one thing she had not explored was her own need for adventure and danger, and also she was a mermaid now apparently
Girl, your man looks like he'd send toast back for being too spicy
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Girl, your man looks like he'd send toast back for being too spicy
In sadness and loss, the people assembled, and in the melancholic joy of life going on, they sang. In drunkenness, they vomited and then, in a complete stupor, they fell over into the vomit, rolled around, got vomit and sticks in their hair, and fell asleep.
January 12, 2026 at 9:17 AM
In sadness and loss, the people assembled, and in the melancholic joy of life going on, they sang. In drunkenness, they vomited and then, in a complete stupor, they fell over into the vomit, rolled around, got vomit and sticks in their hair, and fell asleep.
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It moves! We can watch as the Kepler supernova remnant changes over a quarter of century in X-rays from Chandra. #aas247
chandra.si.edu/photo/2026/k...
chandra.si.edu/photo/2026/k...
January 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
It moves! We can watch as the Kepler supernova remnant changes over a quarter of century in X-rays from Chandra. #aas247
chandra.si.edu/photo/2026/k...
chandra.si.edu/photo/2026/k...
Look at this bad boy
A spiral galaxy, observed with the Apache Point 2.5m Telescope in the SDSS survey.
It is at redshift 0.079 (lookback time 1.08 billion years) with coordinates (146.22351, 22.88511).
49 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.
It is at redshift 0.079 (lookback time 1.08 billion years) with coordinates (146.22351, 22.88511).
49 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Look at this bad boy
Actuality, that *isn't* the way I like it
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Actuality, that *isn't* the way I like it
You've heard of elf on a shelf, get ready for fey on a sleigh
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 AM
You've heard of elf on a shelf, get ready for fey on a sleigh
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TEN THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED NIPPLES
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
TEN THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED NIPPLES
I DON'T GIVE A *whispers* ʰᵒᵛᵉʳᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵉᶜᵏ
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I DON'T GIVE A *whispers* ʰᵒᵛᵉʳᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵉᶜᵏ
There's no "I" in "Orchestra", Sharon
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
There's no "I" in "Orchestra", Sharon
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
*Phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Voice, whispers: six seven days
Me: Hello?
Voice, whispers: six seven days
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
*Phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Voice, whispers: six seven days
Me: Hello?
Voice, whispers: six seven days
"Oh great Wise One, I come before you to seek your counsel. Where may I find that which I have lost?"
"Mate, what do I look like, the Knowledgeable One?"
"Mate, what do I look like, the Knowledgeable One?"
August 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Oh great Wise One, I come before you to seek your counsel. Where may I find that which I have lost?"
"Mate, what do I look like, the Knowledgeable One?"
"Mate, what do I look like, the Knowledgeable One?"
Your man looks like he writes clean limericks on a book of poetry he'll never publish
August 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Your man looks like he writes clean limericks on a book of poetry he'll never publish
Your man looks like he writes dirty limericks on toilet stall walls
August 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Your man looks like he writes dirty limericks on toilet stall walls
Girl, your man looks like he prefers the prequel trilogy
August 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Girl, your man looks like he prefers the prequel trilogy
Your man looks like he'd throw gun in rock paper scissors
August 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Your man looks like he'd throw gun in rock paper scissors
Seeking connection, we embrace the void
August 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Seeking connection, we embrace the void
Hamburger in the streets, hamburglar in the sheets
July 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Hamburger in the streets, hamburglar in the sheets
Nature abhors three things most deeply. Of vacuum, all are aware. Of comprehension, many are not. The third and most unknown thing, though, is limericks.
July 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Nature abhors three things most deeply. Of vacuum, all are aware. Of comprehension, many are not. The third and most unknown thing, though, is limericks.
I simply ask the universe for a large violin, and: Viola! There it is.
July 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I simply ask the universe for a large violin, and: Viola! There it is.
You're *what*?!
SKIN SUIT, crusted
SKIN SUIT, crusted
June 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
You're *what*?!
SKIN SUIT, crusted
SKIN SUIT, crusted
Rupert, son of Egbert, of whom many dark tales are told but which shall not be retold here, was known by all in the Midland as a man of great knowledge and craft, but to none was the knowledge gifted of his forthcoming two weeks leave
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Rupert, son of Egbert, of whom many dark tales are told but which shall not be retold here, was known by all in the Midland as a man of great knowledge and craft, but to none was the knowledge gifted of his forthcoming two weeks leave
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