Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Duck Amuck

@duckamuck.bsky.social

520 followers 22 following 410 posts

Every cartoon needs an AD break. 🔞

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · Nov 20

Hello new followers!

Welcome to the grave of my dignity. I hope you enjoy your stay.

a picture of the Donald Duck mascot costume from behind, pointing both hands at his tailfeathers

3 1 49

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 1h

Unfortunately I am into it and my bonds will be released but I will stay for the encore

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 1h

I’m not into voyeurism or true degradation or objectification. I don’t want to feel powerless. I want to feel funny.

The only “power dynamic” I need is a sense of humor. It has to be funny. That’s pretty much it. I am not lying when I say I’m a toon to my bones

1 7

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 1h

I don’t WANT sex. I don’t need it. I want two well-seasoned toons to have an impassioned debate on the best way to throw a pie while using me as an example

1 1 10

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 1h

Ooooh is that so! It’ll be my first time in a WHILE so I’ll have to make a point to make sure you’re well-behaved even with a dozen pies lined up.

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 3h

YEAH!! BRAVO!!

1 2

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 1d

*Dracula Flow voice* I'm so queer and kinky, the only thing straight about me is my jacket

2 22

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 1d

…please? 👉👈

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 1d

I said LET ME HAVE IT!!

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 2d

*politely but also sounding somewhat desperate* let me have it

4 25

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 2d

NO YOU'RE RIGHT. Funny makes it hotter

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 2d

This is so stupendously powerful and I'm going to be thinking about it for days, thank you so much for destroying me

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 6d

There's two switches at play here. Me, and the one I'm flipping to open the trap door

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 7d

I love throwing pies in people’s faces but also I love having pies thrown in my face. That’s it. I like to pretend to do that all day long and also sometimes do it for real.

3 1 25

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 8d

Lately my daydreams have gone from being one-on-one scenes to a group situation solely because anything that turns me on would usually require at least five people assisting with the stage and props

3 23

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 12d

“Yeah I like keeping the bases covered” -me, about throwing pie into someone’s face, chest, and waist

1 19

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 13d

I think I'm pretty confident in my gender because I like comically fake ones more than real ones, but the siren song of "pretending to be a girl" has been strong enough lately that I still need to ruminate on The Questions

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 13d

1 3

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 13d

🦆: haha... boobs
🧠: Where are we at? Is this another gender question? Are we interacting with them or having them?
🦆: yeah man

3 15

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 14d

I'm losing it, these are incredible

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 14d

Oh my god PLEASE

PLEASE!!

Reposted by Duck Amuck

t0ynuki.bsky.social @t0ynuki.bsky.social · 14d

The need for some knead

8 110 420

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 14d

Gender does not matter to me. Species doesn’t matter. All I care about is if you’re funny and a screwball and love toony antics and are about to tap on my shoulder with a pie behind your back. I want to be romantic but my romance is a Slapstick Situation that leads to Getting VERY Intimate

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 15d

Duino can be a little saucy, as a treat

2 17

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 18d

I don’t have the same physical desire as those around me but I LOVE thinking about these things. I have to give a million caveats anytime I explain my kinks but I love em. The entire bundle of impossible, fictional situations is me and I’ve embraced it

1 4

Duck Amuck @duckamuck.bsky.social · 18d

5 6 61