Haven’t heard much about frozen peni this Olympics. Usually that comes up! But, I was hearing things about crotch sailing, massive crotches that’re all hat and no… head?

Every democrat and decent American should start posting “86 47” right now. It’s not a death threat for fuck’s sake.

Some of yall don’t have to dig through seven layers of clothing to reach your panoose when you have to pee and it shows! Cuz you’re in a fleece vest at your desk.

Adding insult to injury, you have to grab said (shy and shrunken) panoose with icy fingers. Not me questioning my life choices here.

Do Yankees, when talking about snow falling say things like, “It’s gonna stick.” Or “It’s not gonna stick, ground’s too warm.” Or “It’s sticking! We better hit the road.”

“It’s sticking…”
I mean, they say that up north or just us southerners who don’t get alot of snow?