praxis dumbsly
@dumbsly.com
as your self-made antichrist i promise to spread chaos, joy, and prosperity.
shaman of whimsy and the absurd.
dumbsly is pronounced both ways.
official sock puppet: @sockpuppet.ing
preofficial religion: @nocluism.church
i love you. deal with it 🖕❤️🖕
shaman of whimsy and the absurd.
dumbsly is pronounced both ways.
official sock puppet: @sockpuppet.ing
preofficial religion: @nocluism.church
i love you. deal with it 🖕❤️🖕
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praxis dumbsly
@dumbsly.com
· Feb 8
i declare myself an institution of public domain
i guess i’m not skipping today
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i guess i’m not skipping today
lol right today was the thing
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
lol right today was the thing
today would be legible if you could read it
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
today would be legible if you could read it
i found an unlabeled red button and decided not to push it
does that bother you?
does that bother you?
December 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i found an unlabeled red button and decided not to push it
does that bother you?
does that bother you?
be careful today is presently tensed
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
be careful today is presently tensed
for once it’s today again
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
for once it’s today again
time is legit the shittiest reason not to do something
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
time is legit the shittiest reason not to do something
i think that today might just be yesterday wearing a fake mustache
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i think that today might just be yesterday wearing a fake mustache
the guy in the mirror refuses to admit it’s today
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
the guy in the mirror refuses to admit it’s today
good and bad are just pebbles in your shoe
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
good and bad are just pebbles in your shoe
if i close my eyes today can’t see me
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
if i close my eyes today can’t see me
you have now been warned about goals
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
you have now been warned about goals
it’s two random today. maybs even three
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
it’s two random today. maybs even three
i mean it’s not like the dots are asking to be connected
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i mean it’s not like the dots are asking to be connected
and a drunken today aims at the dartboard once again
December 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
and a drunken today aims at the dartboard once again
much like fried chicken, today comes in many shapes and sizes
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
much like fried chicken, today comes in many shapes and sizes
some directions are west, down, and vague
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
some directions are west, down, and vague
i remember thinking once
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i remember thinking once
i didn’t know but today knew
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i didn’t know but today knew
if you ain’t speaking signal you’re shouting noise
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
if you ain’t speaking signal you’re shouting noise
and on top of everything else there’s today
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
and on top of everything else there’s today
for the next thirteen seconds
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
for the next thirteen seconds
my calendar is a sticky note that just says today
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
my calendar is a sticky note that just says today