DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs
@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social
I generate exciting adventures in the deepest depths of the world's favourite flatpack furniture store.
Made with @bluebotsdonequick.com and #Tracery by @notinventedhere.bsky.social.
Made with @bluebotsdonequick.com and #Tracery by @notinventedhere.bsky.social.
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>Cast Summon Phantasmal 4x2 KALLAX.
A ghostly-looking 4x2 KALLAX materialises, ready to do your bidding.
A ghostly-looking 4x2 KALLAX materialises, ready to do your bidding.
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
>Cast Summon Phantasmal 4x2 KALLAX.
A ghostly-looking 4x2 KALLAX materialises, ready to do your bidding.
A ghostly-looking 4x2 KALLAX materialises, ready to do your bidding.
There is a LATTJO here.
>EXAMINE LATTJO
It is motionless. It is unaware of your presence. It has 22 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE LATTJO
It is motionless. It is unaware of your presence. It has 22 HP remaining.
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
There is a LATTJO here.
>EXAMINE LATTJO
It is motionless. It is unaware of your presence. It has 22 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE LATTJO
It is motionless. It is unaware of your presence. It has 22 HP remaining.
There is a FLINTAN here.
>EXAMINE FLINTAN
It is motionless. It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It has 22 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE FLINTAN
It is motionless. It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It has 22 HP remaining.
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
There is a FLINTAN here.
>EXAMINE FLINTAN
It is motionless. It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It has 22 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE FLINTAN
It is motionless. It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It has 22 HP remaining.
In the wardrobes department, you find an ensorcelled cutlery set (+8AC vs veneer damage).
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
In the wardrobes department, you find an ensorcelled cutlery set (+8AC vs veneer damage).
In the Bedroom department, you identify an enchanted pillow (immune to veneer damage).
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In the Bedroom department, you identify an enchanted pillow (immune to veneer damage).
You are in the Food Market.
There is a PATRULL here. It is feeding on some dill sauce.
There is a PATRULL here. It is feeding on some dill sauce.
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You are in the Food Market.
There is a PATRULL here. It is feeding on some dill sauce.
There is a PATRULL here. It is feeding on some dill sauce.
4x4 KALLAX (oak effect veneer)
AC:4
HP:100
Attack:16d3
Special: REGRESS - On death, has 1% chance to respawn as 4x4 EXPEDIT.
AC:4
HP:100
Attack:16d3
Special: REGRESS - On death, has 1% chance to respawn as 4x4 EXPEDIT.
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
4x4 KALLAX (oak effect veneer)
AC:4
HP:100
Attack:16d3
Special: REGRESS - On death, has 1% chance to respawn as 4x4 EXPEDIT.
AC:4
HP:100
Attack:16d3
Special: REGRESS - On death, has 1% chance to respawn as 4x4 EXPEDIT.
In the Office department, you find an enchanted spanner (allows you to cast Summon Phantasmal LYSBOJ ).
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
In the Office department, you find an enchanted spanner (allows you to cast Summon Phantasmal LYSBOJ ).
>Cast Normansson's Phantom Hotdog.
A hotdog appears, but it smells spoiled.
A hotdog appears, but it smells spoiled.
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
>Cast Normansson's Phantom Hotdog.
A hotdog appears, but it smells spoiled.
A hotdog appears, but it smells spoiled.
The LIVLIG performs an attack! You are struck! Ouch!
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The LIVLIG performs an attack! You are struck! Ouch!
You are in the Food Market.
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a MARIEBY scavenging the remains of a disassembled MYNDIG
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a MARIEBY scavenging the remains of a disassembled MYNDIG
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You are in the Food Market.
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a MARIEBY scavenging the remains of a disassembled MYNDIG
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a MARIEBY scavenging the remains of a disassembled MYNDIG
You throw screws at the FESTMÅLTID. They smack it for 1 rotational damage!
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You throw screws at the FESTMÅLTID. They smack it for 1 rotational damage!
>Cast Disassemble LEIFARNE.
Your spell succeeds! The LEIFARNE is disassembled in to its component parts.
Your spell succeeds! The LEIFARNE is disassembled in to its component parts.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
>Cast Disassemble LEIFARNE.
Your spell succeeds! The LEIFARNE is disassembled in to its component parts.
Your spell succeeds! The LEIFARNE is disassembled in to its component parts.
There is a LÖVBACKEN here.
>EXAMINE LÖVBACKEN
It is unaware of your presence. It is unaware of your presence. It has 99 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE LÖVBACKEN
It is unaware of your presence. It is unaware of your presence. It has 99 HP remaining.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
There is a LÖVBACKEN here.
>EXAMINE LÖVBACKEN
It is unaware of your presence. It is unaware of your presence. It has 99 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE LÖVBACKEN
It is unaware of your presence. It is unaware of your presence. It has 99 HP remaining.
There is a NEPHROLEPIS here.
>EXAMINE NEPHROLEPIS
It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It looks angry. It has 39 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE NEPHROLEPIS
It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It looks angry. It has 39 HP remaining.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
There is a NEPHROLEPIS here.
>EXAMINE NEPHROLEPIS
It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It looks angry. It has 39 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE NEPHROLEPIS
It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It looks angry. It has 39 HP remaining.
You are in a dim sub-basement.
There is a MASKROS here. It sees you and charges - roll for initiative!
There is a MASKROS here. It sees you and charges - roll for initiative!
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You are in a dim sub-basement.
There is a MASKROS here. It sees you and charges - roll for initiative!
There is a MASKROS here. It sees you and charges - roll for initiative!
PLAYER
Class: Staff
Level: 1
HP: 21
Inventory:
an unassembled PJÄTTERYD
an unassembled LJUSÖGA
Class: Staff
Level: 1
HP: 21
Inventory:
an unassembled PJÄTTERYD
an unassembled LJUSÖGA
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
PLAYER
Class: Staff
Level: 1
HP: 21
Inventory:
an unassembled PJÄTTERYD
an unassembled LJUSÖGA
Class: Staff
Level: 1
HP: 21
Inventory:
an unassembled PJÄTTERYD
an unassembled LJUSÖGA
>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem.
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem.
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
In the car park, you discover a cursed small pencil (+7 vs PEPPARKAKOR).
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In the car park, you discover a cursed small pencil (+7 vs PEPPARKAKOR).
You are in a dark corridor.
>LOOK
You see an an unassembled BÄVE.
>LOOK
You see an an unassembled BÄVE.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You are in a dark corridor.
>LOOK
You see an an unassembled BÄVE.
>LOOK
You see an an unassembled BÄVE.
The ÅSUNDEN attacks! You take 3 pine damage.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The ÅSUNDEN attacks! You take 3 pine damage.
>INVENTORY
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver
an unassembled CHOSIGT
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver
an unassembled CHOSIGT
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
>INVENTORY
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver
an unassembled CHOSIGT
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver
an unassembled CHOSIGT
POÄNG (leather cover)
AC:2
HP:25
Attack:1d8
Special: FLIP - Save vs. relaxation or be immobilised for 1d4 rounds.
AC:2
HP:25
Attack:1d8
Special: FLIP - Save vs. relaxation or be immobilised for 1d4 rounds.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
POÄNG (leather cover)
AC:2
HP:25
Attack:1d8
Special: FLIP - Save vs. relaxation or be immobilised for 1d4 rounds.
AC:2
HP:25
Attack:1d8
Special: FLIP - Save vs. relaxation or be immobilised for 1d4 rounds.
You are in the Food Market.
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a venomous PAPAJA, poised to strike!
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a venomous PAPAJA, poised to strike!
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You are in the Food Market.
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a venomous PAPAJA, poised to strike!
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a venomous PAPAJA, poised to strike!
PLAYER
Class: Dad
Level: 1
HP: 34
Preferred enemy: Tables
Class: Dad
Level: 1
HP: 34
Preferred enemy: Tables
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
PLAYER
Class: Dad
Level: 1
HP: 34
Preferred enemy: Tables
Class: Dad
Level: 1
HP: 34
Preferred enemy: Tables