The only doctor my ass is going to!!!
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The only doctor my ass is going to!!!
I need to get more gadgets and gizmos and doodads
January 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I need to get more gadgets and gizmos and doodads
First king cake of the season
January 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
First king cake of the season
You ever see a bald dude and then three years later, they have a full head of hair?
Like damn, it must be nice having that kind of disposable income to travel to Turkey when you're a 3 year old.
Like damn, it must be nice having that kind of disposable income to travel to Turkey when you're a 3 year old.
January 7, 2026 at 7:50 AM
You ever see a bald dude and then three years later, they have a full head of hair?
Like damn, it must be nice having that kind of disposable income to travel to Turkey when you're a 3 year old.
Like damn, it must be nice having that kind of disposable income to travel to Turkey when you're a 3 year old.
I was rewatching the Madame Web (2024) behind-the-scenes content and totally missed this when I first watched it.
Tahar Rahim mentions a big fight specifically with "webs". I wonder if that means the whole Spider-Man plot was completely filmed before it was cut.
Tahar Rahim mentions a big fight specifically with "webs". I wonder if that means the whole Spider-Man plot was completely filmed before it was cut.
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I was rewatching the Madame Web (2024) behind-the-scenes content and totally missed this when I first watched it.
Tahar Rahim mentions a big fight specifically with "webs". I wonder if that means the whole Spider-Man plot was completely filmed before it was cut.
Tahar Rahim mentions a big fight specifically with "webs". I wonder if that means the whole Spider-Man plot was completely filmed before it was cut.
Just got a haircut. What do y'all think?
I'm not posting a picture, I mean like, conceptually?
I'm not posting a picture, I mean like, conceptually?
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just got a haircut. What do y'all think?
I'm not posting a picture, I mean like, conceptually?
I'm not posting a picture, I mean like, conceptually?
I can't comprehend eating turkey for Christmas. For my whole life, THE Christmas food has been gumbo. If you go to a Christmas gathering and they don't have gumbo, that's as bad as not having turkey on Thanksgiving
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I can't comprehend eating turkey for Christmas. For my whole life, THE Christmas food has been gumbo. If you go to a Christmas gathering and they don't have gumbo, that's as bad as not having turkey on Thanksgiving
Just saw someone with an "If you honk at me, I'll kill myself" bumper sticker honk at someone else
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Just saw someone with an "If you honk at me, I'll kill myself" bumper sticker honk at someone else
No matter how much I hate the Game Awards every year, I'll keep watching that garbage
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
No matter how much I hate the Game Awards every year, I'll keep watching that garbage
Fuck Spotify, fuck AI, but I had to take a look at my Wrapped
I must have been very happy on September 10th for some reason
I must have been very happy on September 10th for some reason
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Fuck Spotify, fuck AI, but I had to take a look at my Wrapped
I must have been very happy on September 10th for some reason
I must have been very happy on September 10th for some reason
I received an important update during Thanksgiving dinner.
According to my niece, it's now "6 7, 10 11, go to heaven"
According to my niece, it's now "6 7, 10 11, go to heaven"
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I received an important update during Thanksgiving dinner.
According to my niece, it's now "6 7, 10 11, go to heaven"
According to my niece, it's now "6 7, 10 11, go to heaven"
Really enjoying this audiobook from Werner Herzog. He'll make you doubt that the concept of "truth" even exists, then throw in something like a Nero-Elvis comparison
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Really enjoying this audiobook from Werner Herzog. He'll make you doubt that the concept of "truth" even exists, then throw in something like a Nero-Elvis comparison
"Support local businesses"
It's that kind of thinking that brought me to a new cafe for a $12 crepe.
It's that kind of thinking that brought me to a new cafe for a $12 crepe.
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"Support local businesses"
It's that kind of thinking that brought me to a new cafe for a $12 crepe.
It's that kind of thinking that brought me to a new cafe for a $12 crepe.
This dude on the 2025 Amazon Gift Guide is giving Columns 3 Guy
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This dude on the 2025 Amazon Gift Guide is giving Columns 3 Guy
Keep an eye out for aggressive diseased lab monkeys, y'all. Stay safe out there.
October 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Keep an eye out for aggressive diseased lab monkeys, y'all. Stay safe out there.
I'd be scared to talk to a mentalist because I'm afraid they could find out one of my deep dark secrets like how every time I see someone working on a telephone pole in a cherry picker, I can't stop thinking about honking my horn to scare them
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'd be scared to talk to a mentalist because I'm afraid they could find out one of my deep dark secrets like how every time I see someone working on a telephone pole in a cherry picker, I can't stop thinking about honking my horn to scare them
Me every 2 minutes in Baby Steps
October 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me every 2 minutes in Baby Steps
My ass cannot go to World Market without going overboard
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My ass cannot go to World Market without going overboard
If anyone's not playing McDonald's Monopoly for free 5 times a day, you're missing out on so much free food
I stopped by on my way to work and got a free breakfast sandwich, then on the way home, got a free ice cream cone
I stopped by on my way to work and got a free breakfast sandwich, then on the way home, got a free ice cream cone
October 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If anyone's not playing McDonald's Monopoly for free 5 times a day, you're missing out on so much free food
I stopped by on my way to work and got a free breakfast sandwich, then on the way home, got a free ice cream cone
I stopped by on my way to work and got a free breakfast sandwich, then on the way home, got a free ice cream cone
It's life-affirming to order something at a restaurant, someone walks in asking "damn, what is that", and then you hear them tell the waitress "I want what that guy has"
October 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's life-affirming to order something at a restaurant, someone walks in asking "damn, what is that", and then you hear them tell the waitress "I want what that guy has"
They should call it Unc'ed Up Gems because Adam Sandler is unc
October 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
They should call it Unc'ed Up Gems because Adam Sandler is unc
RIP Rock Band 4
I remember going to a release party for it at the Spanish Moon. One of the two times I went to the venue before it closed down for good. Good times.
I remember going to a release party for it at the Spanish Moon. One of the two times I went to the venue before it closed down for good. Good times.
October 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
RIP Rock Band 4
I remember going to a release party for it at the Spanish Moon. One of the two times I went to the venue before it closed down for good. Good times.
I remember going to a release party for it at the Spanish Moon. One of the two times I went to the venue before it closed down for good. Good times.