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The only doctor my ass is going to!!!
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I need to get more gadgets and gizmos and doodads
January 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
First king cake of the season
January 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
You ever see a bald dude and then three years later, they have a full head of hair?

Like damn, it must be nice having that kind of disposable income to travel to Turkey when you're a 3 year old.
January 7, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I was rewatching the Madame Web (2024) behind-the-scenes content and totally missed this when I first watched it.

Tahar Rahim mentions a big fight specifically with "webs". I wonder if that means the whole Spider-Man plot was completely filmed before it was cut.
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Doing something
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Reading the user reviews for ketamine on drugs.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Just got a haircut. What do y'all think?

I'm not posting a picture, I mean like, conceptually?
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I can't comprehend eating turkey for Christmas. For my whole life, THE Christmas food has been gumbo. If you go to a Christmas gathering and they don't have gumbo, that's as bad as not having turkey on Thanksgiving
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just saw someone with an "If you honk at me, I'll kill myself" bumper sticker honk at someone else
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
No matter how much I hate the Game Awards every year, I'll keep watching that garbage
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Fuck Spotify, fuck AI, but I had to take a look at my Wrapped

I must have been very happy on September 10th for some reason
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I received an important update during Thanksgiving dinner.

According to my niece, it's now "6 7, 10 11, go to heaven"
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Really enjoying this audiobook from Werner Herzog. He'll make you doubt that the concept of "truth" even exists, then throw in something like a Nero-Elvis comparison
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"Support local businesses"

It's that kind of thinking that brought me to a new cafe for a $12 crepe.
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This dude on the 2025 Amazon Gift Guide is giving Columns 3 Guy
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Keep an eye out for aggressive diseased lab monkeys, y'all. Stay safe out there.
October 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'd be scared to talk to a mentalist because I'm afraid they could find out one of my deep dark secrets like how every time I see someone working on a telephone pole in a cherry picker, I can't stop thinking about honking my horn to scare them
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Me every 2 minutes in Baby Steps
October 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My ass cannot go to World Market without going overboard
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If anyone's not playing McDonald's Monopoly for free 5 times a day, you're missing out on so much free food

I stopped by on my way to work and got a free breakfast sandwich, then on the way home, got a free ice cream cone
October 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It's life-affirming to order something at a restaurant, someone walks in asking "damn, what is that", and then you hear them tell the waitress "I want what that guy has"
October 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
They should call it Unc'ed Up Gems because Adam Sandler is unc
October 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
RIP Rock Band 4

I remember going to a release party for it at the Spanish Moon. One of the two times I went to the venue before it closed down for good. Good times.
October 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM