kelli caplinger
@dutchtulips.bsky.social
superstar nerd with big feminist energy. madness is the glory of this life. she/her. ♍
it's a staying-in-my-pajama-pants kinda day. stupid period.
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
it's a staying-in-my-pajama-pants kinda day. stupid period.
why has every primetime NFL game the past couple of weeks been such a goddamn dud?
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
why has every primetime NFL game the past couple of weeks been such a goddamn dud?
oh, mike, honey, please don't say "pound it in." #SNF #footballporn
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
oh, mike, honey, please don't say "pound it in." #SNF #footballporn
124-106 victory for the warriors over the pelicans, nice! 🙌🏻 #DubNation
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
124-106 victory for the warriors over the pelicans, nice! 🙌🏻 #DubNation
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
bills get the 44-32 win over the bucs! yaaay! 🙌🏻 #BillsMafia
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
bills get the 44-32 win over the bucs! yaaay! 🙌🏻 #BillsMafia
nice to see the bears get another W.
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
nice to see the bears get another W.
republican senators here in indiana didn't want to gerrymander and ignored trump pressuring them to do so. am I in backwards land? like, that's great, but since when do they have a wisp of integrity?
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
republican senators here in indiana didn't want to gerrymander and ignored trump pressuring them to do so. am I in backwards land? like, that's great, but since when do they have a wisp of integrity?
you know what drives me nuts about the BTTF sequels? they go into the future to save marty's kids from falling into a life of crime, doc has no issue sharing that with him, so why's he all cagey about marty's future and not telling him about his?
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
you know what drives me nuts about the BTTF sequels? they go into the future to save marty's kids from falling into a life of crime, doc has no issue sharing that with him, so why's he all cagey about marty's future and not telling him about his?
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I do defy him, and I spit at him
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I do defy him, and I spit at him
everytime #mergemansion makes me make a chainsaw, I feel like turning into leatherface.
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
everytime #mergemansion makes me make a chainsaw, I feel like turning into leatherface.
I feel like teddy's mom is always going to be an unseen character, which is a shame because of all his crazy stories about her, lol. #bobsburgers
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I feel like teddy's mom is always going to be an unseen character, which is a shame because of all his crazy stories about her, lol. #bobsburgers
looks like AMC is having a BTTF marathon today. ⚡️
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
looks like AMC is having a BTTF marathon today. ⚡️
it's 67F today. in november. after it SNOWED only SIX days ago. explain to me why you freaks like fall. make it make sense.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
it's 67F today. in november. after it SNOWED only SIX days ago. explain to me why you freaks like fall. make it make sense.
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It's 1987. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It's 1987. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
that is some rarified air, my friends.
Stephen Curry joins Michael Jordan as the only two players over the age of 37 to record 45+ points in back-to-back games 👏
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
that is some rarified air, my friends.
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Stephen Curry ... HOW?!
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Stephen Curry ... HOW?!
109-108 victory for the warriors over the spurs! back-to-back wins, and steph with 49 this time! 🙌🏻 #DubNation
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
109-108 victory for the warriors over the spurs! back-to-back wins, and steph with 49 this time! 🙌🏻 #DubNation
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Introverts be like “I know a spot” and then go home
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Introverts be like “I know a spot” and then go home
at the hospital walking from room to room is not a good time for the strap on my purse to break, universe.
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
at the hospital walking from room to room is not a good time for the strap on my purse to break, universe.
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning