new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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HANUKKAH IS NOW ON COMPUTER
December 27, 2024 at 12:58 AM
HANUKKAH IS NOW ON COMPUTER
o hell yea they put me in the thing
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
o hell yea they put me in the thing
the long game paid off, boys....he walked right into our trap....little does he know its ILLEGAL to be mayor...
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
the long game paid off, boys....he walked right into our trap....little does he know its ILLEGAL to be mayor...
COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
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for 6 months u get shit in the mail like "MAKE SURE U RE-ELECT BOINGUS HUFFNAGLE AS DISTRICT 8 AREA LEAD COORDINATOR"
and then at voting its like "Choose one (1) of the following candidates for District 8 Coordinator: Boingus Huffnagle or nobody"
iunno if u needed the mailers
and then at voting its like "Choose one (1) of the following candidates for District 8 Coordinator: Boingus Huffnagle or nobody"
iunno if u needed the mailers
October 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
for 6 months u get shit in the mail like "MAKE SURE U RE-ELECT BOINGUS HUFFNAGLE AS DISTRICT 8 AREA LEAD COORDINATOR"
and then at voting its like "Choose one (1) of the following candidates for District 8 Coordinator: Boingus Huffnagle or nobody"
iunno if u needed the mailers
and then at voting its like "Choose one (1) of the following candidates for District 8 Coordinator: Boingus Huffnagle or nobody"
iunno if u needed the mailers
ballot proposals are sick cuz theyre like "this would allow the city to make it so things are nice instead of bad, and everyone gets a balloon"
but then u see a guy screamin VOTE NO ON THE BALLOONS!! IT MAKES IT LEGAL FOR POLICE TO BITE U!!
not nice how they dont say that part
but then u see a guy screamin VOTE NO ON THE BALLOONS!! IT MAKES IT LEGAL FOR POLICE TO BITE U!!
not nice how they dont say that part
October 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
ballot proposals are sick cuz theyre like "this would allow the city to make it so things are nice instead of bad, and everyone gets a balloon"
but then u see a guy screamin VOTE NO ON THE BALLOONS!! IT MAKES IT LEGAL FOR POLICE TO BITE U!!
not nice how they dont say that part
but then u see a guy screamin VOTE NO ON THE BALLOONS!! IT MAKES IT LEGAL FOR POLICE TO BITE U!!
not nice how they dont say that part
[furious with the grocer after he refuses to give me a free "thank you lime" to make sure i have a great day]
...just u wait till Walden is mayor u smug bastard...
...just u wait till Walden is mayor u smug bastard...
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
[furious with the grocer after he refuses to give me a free "thank you lime" to make sure i have a great day]
...just u wait till Walden is mayor u smug bastard...
...just u wait till Walden is mayor u smug bastard...
if the democrats want to build lasting power they gotta put out a big thing of spaghetti while they do speeches and anyone can have. Later, in the booth, voters are like "oh yea...the spaghetti guys..."
September 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
if the democrats want to build lasting power they gotta put out a big thing of spaghetti while they do speeches and anyone can have. Later, in the booth, voters are like "oh yea...the spaghetti guys..."
Hochul aint endorse Cuomo cuz she dont want him to lick somebody and get in trouble and now she gotta be mayor
September 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hochul aint endorse Cuomo cuz she dont want him to lick somebody and get in trouble and now she gotta be mayor
Don't Get Left Behind. The Study Agree: If YOUR Animal Crackers Company Isnt Using AI? You Could Go To Jail Or Even Throw Up
September 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Don't Get Left Behind. The Study Agree: If YOUR Animal Crackers Company Isnt Using AI? You Could Go To Jail Or Even Throw Up
u guys are stupid tupac already died months ago
August 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
u guys are stupid tupac already died months ago
my baseline for an "acceptable" amount of crime is i put 3 pies on a window sill. If a man in a bandit mask floats by & takes one? ok. If he takes two & leaves a note "sorry mac, dems da breaks!" that is also ok. If takes all 3 & says "Boss sez all pies go tru HIM foist" uh oh
August 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
my baseline for an "acceptable" amount of crime is i put 3 pies on a window sill. If a man in a bandit mask floats by & takes one? ok. If he takes two & leaves a note "sorry mac, dems da breaks!" that is also ok. If takes all 3 & says "Boss sez all pies go tru HIM foist" uh oh
SOPHIE! READ THE FUCKIN ROOM
August 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
SOPHIE! READ THE FUCKIN ROOM
every celebrity that die now, an IG reel comes out the next day like "HEAR HIS LAST WORDS" & its just a bad AI voice going "HELLO TO THE FANS ITS OZZY I AM GOING TO DIE NOW BUT BEFORE I DO, PLEASE BUY MENDLESON'S BRAND VITAMINS"
August 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
every celebrity that die now, an IG reel comes out the next day like "HEAR HIS LAST WORDS" & its just a bad AI voice going "HELLO TO THE FANS ITS OZZY I AM GOING TO DIE NOW BUT BEFORE I DO, PLEASE BUY MENDLESON'S BRAND VITAMINS"
everybody these days is obsessed with asking what drink u want & telling u to pull up to the window
July 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
everybody these days is obsessed with asking what drink u want & telling u to pull up to the window
how much of NYC tourism revenue is people comin here & goin "i got on the subway carriage and OTHER people were in it as well!! just like in Mad Max! i bravely pissed myself the entire time i was there. follow my channel The Terrified Genius for more"
July 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
how much of NYC tourism revenue is people comin here & goin "i got on the subway carriage and OTHER people were in it as well!! just like in Mad Max! i bravely pissed myself the entire time i was there. follow my channel The Terrified Genius for more"