Sami
@dyadsqueal.bsky.social
I’ll try to keep the chaos to a minimum.
DyadSqueal on Birb and Ao3
DyadSqueal on Birb and Ao3
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Sami
@dyadsqueal.bsky.social
· Dec 30
He’s got a scar, thin and somehow beautiful yet terrifying.
He pulls the cig from his mouth —“you got a name, sweetheart?”
Soaked.
She imagines herself say.
He approaches her, languid and slow until he eclipses the light in the living room.
“No? How ‘bout I give you a little pet one then.”
He pulls the cig from his mouth —“you got a name, sweetheart?”
Soaked.
She imagines herself say.
He approaches her, languid and slow until he eclipses the light in the living room.
“No? How ‘bout I give you a little pet one then.”
frat bro ben and sustainable homestead baddie rey
he builds her a chicken coup cage but not before demonstrating how big and strong he is by lifting the wheel barrow of supplies
rey, sipping her tea as he reps it to 100: “that’s amazing babe! 🥰”
he builds her a chicken coup cage but not before demonstrating how big and strong he is by lifting the wheel barrow of supplies
rey, sipping her tea as he reps it to 100: “that’s amazing babe! 🥰”
September 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
frat bro ben and sustainable homestead baddie rey
he builds her a chicken coup cage but not before demonstrating how big and strong he is by lifting the wheel barrow of supplies
rey, sipping her tea as he reps it to 100: “that’s amazing babe! 🥰”
he builds her a chicken coup cage but not before demonstrating how big and strong he is by lifting the wheel barrow of supplies
rey, sipping her tea as he reps it to 100: “that’s amazing babe! 🥰”
currently dusted off my sewing machine because the urge to create is returning, ahem
September 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
currently dusted off my sewing machine because the urge to create is returning, ahem
the scene where she turns to walk away but he follows after her so she gets mad and tries to shove him away but he’s solid and doesn’t budge, not even politely 🫠
August 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the scene where she turns to walk away but he follows after her so she gets mad and tries to shove him away but he’s solid and doesn’t budge, not even politely 🫠
Alpha Ben unironically wearing this to EVERYONE’s detriment
August 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Alpha Ben unironically wearing this to EVERYONE’s detriment
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#Reylo
There’s an awkwardness to a schoolroom with only two pupils—especially when they hate one other.
(“You’re so no fun,” tiny Lady Kenobi taunts young Lord Solo.
He smirks.
“Least they don’t make me use the special scissors.”)
Guardians are often called.
They tell the story at the wedding.
There’s an awkwardness to a schoolroom with only two pupils—especially when they hate one other.
(“You’re so no fun,” tiny Lady Kenobi taunts young Lord Solo.
He smirks.
“Least they don’t make me use the special scissors.”)
Guardians are often called.
They tell the story at the wedding.
August 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
#Reylo
There’s an awkwardness to a schoolroom with only two pupils—especially when they hate one other.
(“You’re so no fun,” tiny Lady Kenobi taunts young Lord Solo.
He smirks.
“Least they don’t make me use the special scissors.”)
Guardians are often called.
They tell the story at the wedding.
There’s an awkwardness to a schoolroom with only two pupils—especially when they hate one other.
(“You’re so no fun,” tiny Lady Kenobi taunts young Lord Solo.
He smirks.
“Least they don’t make me use the special scissors.”)
Guardians are often called.
They tell the story at the wedding.
Reposted by Sami
Some people are so sweet it’s like they were dipped in sugar at birth and it seeped all the way into their hearts.
August 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Some people are so sweet it’s like they were dipped in sugar at birth and it seeped all the way into their hearts.
thinking about spoiled princess rey and her moody wizard who lives in a tower that she refers to as “tower wizard” instead of his actual name but she pesters him anyways
“tower wizard, brew my tea”
“have the servants do that for you”
“yeah but yours tastes so much better when you do it!!”
“tower wizard, brew my tea”
“have the servants do that for you”
“yeah but yours tastes so much better when you do it!!”
August 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
thinking about spoiled princess rey and her moody wizard who lives in a tower that she refers to as “tower wizard” instead of his actual name but she pesters him anyways
“tower wizard, brew my tea”
“have the servants do that for you”
“yeah but yours tastes so much better when you do it!!”
“tower wizard, brew my tea”
“have the servants do that for you”
“yeah but yours tastes so much better when you do it!!”
It was an understatement to say she was annoyed.
Livid wasn’t quite strong enough, venomous felt too pure.
But the ire she had sitting in her chest was something she was intent on sharing with her dearly beloved when rumors began to circulate that he wasn’t being.. faithful.
Livid wasn’t quite strong enough, venomous felt too pure.
But the ire she had sitting in her chest was something she was intent on sharing with her dearly beloved when rumors began to circulate that he wasn’t being.. faithful.
August 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It was an understatement to say she was annoyed.
Livid wasn’t quite strong enough, venomous felt too pure.
But the ire she had sitting in her chest was something she was intent on sharing with her dearly beloved when rumors began to circulate that he wasn’t being.. faithful.
Livid wasn’t quite strong enough, venomous felt too pure.
But the ire she had sitting in her chest was something she was intent on sharing with her dearly beloved when rumors began to circulate that he wasn’t being.. faithful.
Phee wasn’t planning on being late to her own wedding, but she wanted to take a dip in the lake for nerves and now it’s taking awhile for her tail to dry off..
edit of the day: an old timey groom clyde waiting for his bride?
August 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Phee wasn’t planning on being late to her own wedding, but she wanted to take a dip in the lake for nerves and now it’s taking awhile for her tail to dry off..
His charcoal stick froze mid-stroke when she walked in.
An instructor voice bleeding in the background — she was today’s hired model, artistic rendering, five minute quick sketch.
Five minutes to see the tension in her jaw when she held her breath.
Each stroke on the paper felt like.. defiance.
An instructor voice bleeding in the background — she was today’s hired model, artistic rendering, five minute quick sketch.
Five minutes to see the tension in her jaw when she held her breath.
Each stroke on the paper felt like.. defiance.
August 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
His charcoal stick froze mid-stroke when she walked in.
An instructor voice bleeding in the background — she was today’s hired model, artistic rendering, five minute quick sketch.
Five minutes to see the tension in her jaw when she held her breath.
Each stroke on the paper felt like.. defiance.
An instructor voice bleeding in the background — she was today’s hired model, artistic rendering, five minute quick sketch.
Five minutes to see the tension in her jaw when she held her breath.
Each stroke on the paper felt like.. defiance.
Reposted by Sami
#Reylo
The waiting room is packed, not surprising for the ER at 2 p.m. on the Saturday of a long weekend.
Rey could cry.
If it weren't for how the blood continues to ooze from the deep wound that snakes along the length of her forearm, she'd go home, pop some Tylenol, head to bed, call it quits.
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The waiting room is packed, not surprising for the ER at 2 p.m. on the Saturday of a long weekend.
Rey could cry.
If it weren't for how the blood continues to ooze from the deep wound that snakes along the length of her forearm, she'd go home, pop some Tylenol, head to bed, call it quits.
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August 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
#Reylo
The waiting room is packed, not surprising for the ER at 2 p.m. on the Saturday of a long weekend.
Rey could cry.
If it weren't for how the blood continues to ooze from the deep wound that snakes along the length of her forearm, she'd go home, pop some Tylenol, head to bed, call it quits.
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The waiting room is packed, not surprising for the ER at 2 p.m. on the Saturday of a long weekend.
Rey could cry.
If it weren't for how the blood continues to ooze from the deep wound that snakes along the length of her forearm, she'd go home, pop some Tylenol, head to bed, call it quits.
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#clydephee
door to door saleswoman phee and clyde who answers the door in just his robe and nothing else ~ it’s not even a very long robe ok..
door to door saleswoman phee and clyde who answers the door in just his robe and nothing else ~ it’s not even a very long robe ok..
August 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
#clydephee
door to door saleswoman phee and clyde who answers the door in just his robe and nothing else ~ it’s not even a very long robe ok..
door to door saleswoman phee and clyde who answers the door in just his robe and nothing else ~ it’s not even a very long robe ok..
the way clyde exhales through his nose the minute tomboy phee decides to put on a skirt and start dressing cute and now other guys start to notice her :/
August 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
the way clyde exhales through his nose the minute tomboy phee decides to put on a skirt and start dressing cute and now other guys start to notice her :/
rey buying ben a vanilla cone on a hot day just to watch it drip on his big beefy chest but it’s OK.. she has sunglasses on and is definitely not obvious about it (she is)
August 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
rey buying ben a vanilla cone on a hot day just to watch it drip on his big beefy chest but it’s OK.. she has sunglasses on and is definitely not obvious about it (she is)
currently upgraded my air purifier and can’t tell if it’s just adult me or placebo me who feels better about the air quality now
August 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
currently upgraded my air purifier and can’t tell if it’s just adult me or placebo me who feels better about the air quality now
medieval ben and rey cucking their favorite artist because they just wanted something to listen to while they do it
August 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
medieval ben and rey cucking their favorite artist because they just wanted something to listen to while they do it
ben going around telling EVERYONE (all of naboo) that rey STOLE his royal virginity
August 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
ben going around telling EVERYONE (all of naboo) that rey STOLE his royal virginity
“How do I look?”
She’s almost all nerves, stuffed into a too tight strapless black dress and heels.
A long deep exhale answers her from the couch, in the form of a man whose half lidded gaze and laissez faire attitude has shifted to something hungry.
“Like a fucking work of art, Rey.”
She’s almost all nerves, stuffed into a too tight strapless black dress and heels.
A long deep exhale answers her from the couch, in the form of a man whose half lidded gaze and laissez faire attitude has shifted to something hungry.
“Like a fucking work of art, Rey.”
August 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
“How do I look?”
She’s almost all nerves, stuffed into a too tight strapless black dress and heels.
A long deep exhale answers her from the couch, in the form of a man whose half lidded gaze and laissez faire attitude has shifted to something hungry.
“Like a fucking work of art, Rey.”
She’s almost all nerves, stuffed into a too tight strapless black dress and heels.
A long deep exhale answers her from the couch, in the form of a man whose half lidded gaze and laissez faire attitude has shifted to something hungry.
“Like a fucking work of art, Rey.”
Ben, shirtless, looking absolutely juicy: Do I look fatter to you?
Rey:
Rey:
a cat sticking its tongue out and looking up
ALT: a cat sticking its tongue out and looking up
media.tenor.com
August 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Ben, shirtless, looking absolutely juicy: Do I look fatter to you?
Rey:
Rey:
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Did it hurt when a movie was made from the fanfiction you hated?
July 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Did it hurt when a movie was made from the fanfiction you hated?
padawan rey yelling: ben, how can i practice resisting the dark arts if i don’t get a taste for it??
also rey: it’s not bad it’s just a trick!! a jedi mind trick if you will (in the same tune of it’s just a prank bro)
ben: (long sigh) .. meditation rn
also rey: it’s not bad it’s just a trick!! a jedi mind trick if you will (in the same tune of it’s just a prank bro)
ben: (long sigh) .. meditation rn
edit of the day: the fact that we never had a healthy adult jedi ben solo pisses me off at least twice a day
July 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
padawan rey yelling: ben, how can i practice resisting the dark arts if i don’t get a taste for it??
also rey: it’s not bad it’s just a trick!! a jedi mind trick if you will (in the same tune of it’s just a prank bro)
ben: (long sigh) .. meditation rn
also rey: it’s not bad it’s just a trick!! a jedi mind trick if you will (in the same tune of it’s just a prank bro)
ben: (long sigh) .. meditation rn
established married couple au
but it’s just ben playing inspector doctor to every freckle and mole rey has and doing checkups on them to make sure nothings changed!!
and rey doing the same for her ben
and then they get all hot and turned on because their nerds like that
but it’s just ben playing inspector doctor to every freckle and mole rey has and doing checkups on them to make sure nothings changed!!
and rey doing the same for her ben
and then they get all hot and turned on because their nerds like that
July 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
established married couple au
but it’s just ben playing inspector doctor to every freckle and mole rey has and doing checkups on them to make sure nothings changed!!
and rey doing the same for her ben
and then they get all hot and turned on because their nerds like that
but it’s just ben playing inspector doctor to every freckle and mole rey has and doing checkups on them to make sure nothings changed!!
and rey doing the same for her ben
and then they get all hot and turned on because their nerds like that