Dylan
@dylanabbott.com
Bass+Vox for Bobcat (https://bobc.at). Sounders & Reign supporter. Photography, design, and webdev for work and leisure. Unabashed AI hater. He/him.
#ebfg 💙💚
https://www.dylanabbott.com/link-in-bio
#ebfg 💙💚
https://www.dylanabbott.com/link-in-bio
So Pluribus episode 7 was pretty amazing. The pace of this show is just incredible, I love that someone is taking this kind of space to let a story marinate and unravel.
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So Pluribus episode 7 was pretty amazing. The pace of this show is just incredible, I love that someone is taking this kind of space to let a story marinate and unravel.
Counterproposal: Egypt and FIFA should go fuck themselves.
2026 World Cup: Egyptian FA asks Fifa to cancel 'Pride Match' plans in Seattle
The Egyptian Football Association says it has sent a formal letter to Fifa requesting that LGBTQ+
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Counterproposal: Egypt and FIFA should go fuck themselves.
I’ve been watching the Diplomat. First few episodes of Season 3 had me worried they were losing focus on the British side of the story in favor of the DC shit, but episode 4 is really bringing it back. What a relief!
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’ve been watching the Diplomat. First few episodes of Season 3 had me worried they were losing focus on the British side of the story in favor of the DC shit, but episode 4 is really bringing it back. What a relief!
As much as I hate the whole Inter Miami thing, I have to admit that this match is way more fun with a villain.
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
As much as I hate the whole Inter Miami thing, I have to admit that this match is way more fun with a villain.
This is pretty unexpected! It's drawing from their more melodic material, of course, but even that's pretty challenging to translate.
Shane Parish Announces Album Of Autechre Covers On Acoustic Guitar
Shane Parish first came on my radar about a year and a half ago when he released his gorgeous fingerstyle guitar interpretation of Aphex Twin’s “Avril 14th.” He’s continued to release beautiful music ...
stereogum.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is pretty unexpected! It's drawing from their more melodic material, of course, but even that's pretty challenging to translate.
Andre Blake (maybe😬) sacrificing his hamstring for that save, holy shit. Incredible move to get a hand on that ball.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Andre Blake (maybe😬) sacrificing his hamstring for that save, holy shit. Incredible move to get a hand on that ball.
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I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
nationalzoo.si.edu
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
This is fine. Until I need to flip the record.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is fine. Until I need to flip the record.
The kind of night where your friend group makes plans to meet up with some strangers at the bar in exactly a year, to see if the world is still on track to end in 2027.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The kind of night where your friend group makes plans to meet up with some strangers at the bar in exactly a year, to see if the world is still on track to end in 2027.
To drink perchance to drunk.
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
To drink perchance to drunk.
Had a great time at the Jeff Vandermeer reading/signing tonight. Asked him to dedicate this book in character Lowry and he checked to make sure I was OK with F-bombs.
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Had a great time at the Jeff Vandermeer reading/signing tonight. Asked him to dedicate this book in character Lowry and he checked to make sure I was OK with F-bombs.
I had a weird dream with a lot going on, but the weirdest part was watching a soccer tournament and seeing that Inter Miami had signed Johnny Depp to replace Messi. He had a custom goal celebration song, an 80s tune with the chorus "That's just soccer baby / That's just soccer baaaabaaaaaaayyyyyyy".
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I had a weird dream with a lot going on, but the weirdest part was watching a soccer tournament and seeing that Inter Miami had signed Johnny Depp to replace Messi. He had a custom goal celebration song, an 80s tune with the chorus "That's just soccer baby / That's just soccer baaaabaaaaaaayyyyyyy".
They sure do like our electric blanket. Well, their electric blanket I guess.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
They sure do like our electric blanket. Well, their electric blanket I guess.
I’ll admit, the parts of the concession speech I heard were surprisingly classy.
So do you think Harrell will finally bring himself to say Katie Wilson’s name in his concession speech tomorrow?
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’ll admit, the parts of the concession speech I heard were surprisingly classy.
So do you think Harrell will finally bring himself to say Katie Wilson’s name in his concession speech tomorrow?
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
So do you think Harrell will finally bring himself to say Katie Wilson’s name in his concession speech tomorrow?
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
Or will he just demand a recount?
Oh, the suspense.
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That playoff format is legitimately stupid.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That playoff format is legitimately stupid.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
Already voted for Andrew Thomas as my ECS POTY, no regrets of course. We were singing for him through the shootout at the Westy.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Already voted for Andrew Thomas as my ECS POTY, no regrets of course. We were singing for him through the shootout at the Westy.
The Easter egg that comes up on Letterboxd when you add Bugonia to your log made me cackle.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The Easter egg that comes up on Letterboxd when you add Bugonia to your log made me cackle.
Who are all these weirdos who voted against Nelson and Davison but for Harrell??
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Who are all these weirdos who voted against Nelson and Davison but for Harrell??
"Trump now walks a red carpet of lawlessness, plutocracy and bloodshed woven by Cheney. An uncharismatic Nixon functionary [...] decisively shaped the destruction of constitutional governance in twenty-first-century America.
No hell is hot enough or eternal enough for Dick Cheney."
No hell is hot enough or eternal enough for Dick Cheney."
All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Trump now walks a red carpet of lawlessness, plutocracy and bloodshed woven by Cheney. An uncharismatic Nixon functionary [...] decisively shaped the destruction of constitutional governance in twenty-first-century America.
No hell is hot enough or eternal enough for Dick Cheney."
No hell is hot enough or eternal enough for Dick Cheney."
Are Chicago fans booing their own keeper? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. Probably justified though.
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Are Chicago fans booing their own keeper? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. Probably justified though.
When it's us vs. them, you can always count on me.
We extend our support past the boys on the pitch to our community. The current government shut-down has been felt throughout our community. We are joining together to help support and feed those in need by hosting a virtual food drive benefitting Food Lifeline.
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Please join ECS to help raise money for Food Lifeline to help with food insecurity.
mtyc.co
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When it's us vs. them, you can always count on me.
Go home Minnesota, you’re drunk.
here's a morning thought: how far do u think boxy could throw a fish?
Wake Up It's Game Day
Wake Up It's Game Day
October 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Go home Minnesota, you’re drunk.
Watched Rogue One and came back to everyone talking about a poop plane. Don’t want to know, leave me out of this and also unrelatedly all men must die.
October 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Watched Rogue One and came back to everyone talking about a poop plane. Don’t want to know, leave me out of this and also unrelatedly all men must die.
I went to a bar to watch the Sounders game today and my stupid nerve pain didn’t kill me. That’s progress.
October 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I went to a bar to watch the Sounders game today and my stupid nerve pain didn’t kill me. That’s progress.