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(icon by meelowsh) WARNING ; > @neverturnback.bsky.social > @flyinthefreedom.bsky.social IMMEDIATE DESTRUCTION IF DISTRACTED. ⠀ (parody account)⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo, mun 18+

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E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Nov 20

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⠀>⠀𝙴-𝟷𝟸𝟹
⠀⠀⠀𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠,
⠀⠀⠀𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞
⠀⠀⠀𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎.

⠀ #sonicrp ⠀⠀⚙️⠀⠀ #mvrp

►─═ 𝗜 𝗔𝗠 𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗚𝗔. ═─◄

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E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Sep 6

[ walking around with a 'WIDE LOAD' sign nailed on his ass ]

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Aug 29

CRY ABOUT IT LITTLE PLANT GIRL [ stuffs a little cigar in his nose grill and drives away ]

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 20

[ somehow physically grimacing ]

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 20

YOU RUN GRINDR WITH EXTRA STEPS. THEY DO NOT ENTER THE ESTABLISHMENT FOR FOOD.

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 20

DO NOT SPREAD YOUR MAN FAILURE GERMS

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 20

GET AWAY FROM MY SON THIS INSTANT

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 20

(( nods sagely. I can see it.

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 20

(( let’s hear em girl

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 20

[ silently shuffling towards the open concept kitchen because it has the biggest windows ]

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 20

oh god is that milton at the door? don’t tell him i’m here

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 18

ONLY A DRUNK PERSON WOULD SAY THAT

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 18

PULL OVER. I NEED TO TEST YOUR BLOOD FOR INTOXICANTS

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 18

HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE DO THIS DANCE. ANGERED YELL: YOU CANNOT HIT 80 IN A 50 MPH ZONE

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 17

JAIL

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 10

SPLENDID. YOUR GROWTH PLEASES ME GREATLY.

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 10

(( I’d just imagine omega was sitting there one day listening to rouge talk about how awesome opal is and omega is like ‘tch. I could make a better baby by myself.’ and immediately unearths the dusty notes of how to make an ultimate life form

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 10

(( is beryl still a test tube baby

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 10

QUEEY: HAVE YOU DISCOVERED THE GUN ARM TECHNIQUE YET

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 10

MY SON

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 10

MY SOM

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 10

OUHG

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Apr 9

AFFIRMATIVE. IT IS HEINOUS.

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Feb 10

[ runs up from behind you and pushes you to the floor ] FUCKING LOSER [ running away with harbinger ]

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Jan 31

ANALYSIS; I CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN #𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺 BECAUSE I AM BANNED FROM THE SPORT. REASONING; ‘POOR SPORTSMANSHIP’ AND ‘VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER’.

E-123 @e100legacy.bsky.social · Jan 29

I WILL NOT PAY MY FUCKING TAXES