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@earpythepale.bsky.social
Librarian. Crafter. Cat and dog mom. Hawkeye.
I’m conducting an experiment: who would be willing to give me $5 or $10. The caveat is I’m not going to tell you what I’m doing with it. If you’re game, my Venmo is Erika-Earp and the confirmation number is 5880.
December 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’m conducting an experiment: who would be willing to give me $5 or $10. The caveat is I’m not going to tell you what I’m doing with it. If you’re game, my Venmo is Erika-Earp and the confirmation number is 5880.
Dear Y&R writers, The Count of Monte Cristo is 1200 pages long. It is not a fucking kids book. It is ridiculous that your characters keep saying they loved this book as a kid or their kids loved it. There is a flow chart to keep track of how people are acquainted. Not. A. Kids. Book.
July 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Dear Y&R writers, The Count of Monte Cristo is 1200 pages long. It is not a fucking kids book. It is ridiculous that your characters keep saying they loved this book as a kid or their kids loved it. There is a flow chart to keep track of how people are acquainted. Not. A. Kids. Book.
Drake’s out, ISU’s out, I’m done watching the men’s tournament. 😁
March 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Drake’s out, ISU’s out, I’m done watching the men’s tournament. 😁
What is happening with this Iowa State team??
March 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
What is happening with this Iowa State team??
I decided to act like a mediocre white man and applied for a job I’m not totally qualified for. But I really want it, so 🤞🤞
March 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I decided to act like a mediocre white man and applied for a job I’m not totally qualified for. But I really want it, so 🤞🤞
We’re watching Kraven the Hunter, and when the lion walked away from Sergei, all I thought was “Aslan’s on the move”
March 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
We’re watching Kraven the Hunter, and when the lion walked away from Sergei, all I thought was “Aslan’s on the move”
My male friend was convinced that I was home sick from work for 2 days because I had explosive diarrhea. Not really sure where this idea came from. But whatever, dude, believe what you want. Dream big.
March 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My male friend was convinced that I was home sick from work for 2 days because I had explosive diarrhea. Not really sure where this idea came from. But whatever, dude, believe what you want. Dream big.
I do NOT appreciate using a Johnny Cash cover of Depeche Mode in those fake Christian commercials.
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I do NOT appreciate using a Johnny Cash cover of Depeche Mode in those fake Christian commercials.
I’m having a breath test tomorrow and today’s food is sad. And bland. So bland.
February 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’m having a breath test tomorrow and today’s food is sad. And bland. So bland.
Finished my crochet project! That pattern goes fast!
January 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Finished my crochet project! That pattern goes fast!
I started crocheting something tonight and managed to mess up by row 4. So I’ll see if I can do better tomorrow.
January 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I started crocheting something tonight and managed to mess up by row 4. So I’ll see if I can do better tomorrow.
Oh hey, guess I’ll be using this more now? Anyhoooooo. I made a shawl. It’s pretty.
January 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Oh hey, guess I’ll be using this more now? Anyhoooooo. I made a shawl. It’s pretty.
Inexplicably, Iowa is the Big Ten West champion. I am so confused how we won so many games this season.
November 19, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Inexplicably, Iowa is the Big Ten West champion. I am so confused how we won so many games this season.
Sure, sure, 3rd and 19? Might as well run.
November 18, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Sure, sure, 3rd and 19? Might as well run.
Jesus, what happened to Bret Bielma??
November 18, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Jesus, what happened to Bret Bielma??
It is hilarious that Iowa is now 8-2 because the offense is so bad.
November 11, 2023 at 11:50 PM
It is hilarious that Iowa is now 8-2 because the offense is so bad.
Wait, so no flag for the Illini player literally removing the Hoosier’s helmet?
November 11, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Wait, so no flag for the Illini player literally removing the Hoosier’s helmet?
Waiting outside of our retreat center for one of my friends to arrive.
November 3, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Waiting outside of our retreat center for one of my friends to arrive.
What a kick by Kim!! I’m not rooting for MSU, but damn! 58 yards!!
October 1, 2023 at 1:04 AM
What a kick by Kim!! I’m not rooting for MSU, but damn! 58 yards!!
So good to know Iowa forgot how to sports and now the Packers have forgotten how to sports.
September 29, 2023 at 1:42 AM
So good to know Iowa forgot how to sports and now the Packers have forgotten how to sports.
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LETS. GET. KIIIIIINNNNNDDDDD
September 24, 2023 at 2:38 PM
LETS. GET. KIIIIIINNNNNDDDDD
Did the Hawkeyes forget how to sports today?
September 24, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Did the Hawkeyes forget how to sports today?
Apparently Iowa needed the weather delay to get their heads out of their asses.
September 16, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Apparently Iowa needed the weather delay to get their heads out of their asses.