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Ears & Tails
@earstailsmusic.bsky.social
EDM That Bites™ | Law professor and EDM producer | Exploring identity through art 🏳️‍🌈

My music: https://linktr.ee/earstailsmusic
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New Release!

A short, pretty piece inspired by love. Send this to someone special.

With love,
Ears & Tails 🫶

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Something About You
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New Release!

A short, pretty piece inspired by love. Send this to someone special.

With love,
Ears & Tails 🫶

(Spotify and Apple Music lynx in replies)
youtu.be/fGpYCkLjrvM?...
Something About You
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April 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
❤️New song!💙

Debuting tonight on Indie Boom Shockwave, hosted by
@clysmic.bsky.social on Twitch. My first finished solo song since the baby was born. This one's for love.

Show starts at 6pm PT / 9pm ET: www.twitch.tv/clysmicjames

I love sharing with you. 🦋
ClysmicJames - Twitch
I am James Allan Stellar of the band Clysmic. I host the shows Indie Boom Shockwave, Engagement Harvest, and Indie Scavenger Hunt
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March 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A severely dysphoric day
March 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You say there were no signs, but as a kid my favorite cartoon was Transformers.
March 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When recipes call for setting the oven to 425F, I set it to 420. Because I am an absolute child.
March 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Fellow musicians:
The biggest number of streams of all of my songs is now from China via Tencent. It looks like Tencent reports streams semi-annually on a 6-month delay (revenue from streams from the first half of 2024 was reported in January 2025).
Is there anything to learn from this?
March 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Let's bring back "Stop yer bellyachin'!"
March 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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oh fuck off you pathetic excuse for a “president” you can kiss my agender trans ass
March 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sneak peek of a work-in-progress...

With love,
Ears & Tails 🏳️‍🌈
March 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Me, to my toddler: "Five more minutes, and then no more TV."

Toddler: "NO!!! ... four minutes!"

The art of the deal, ladies and gentlemen! 😅
March 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I honestly, seriously can't tell if my current work-in-progress is "epic" or if it's incoherent noise.

"Epic" is not my usual style. Very uncomfortable.
March 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My toddler has learned how to voice command my smart home. Now it's flashing lights and Katy Perry 24/7.

The future is here.
February 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The embarrassment when your toddler shuffles out of his bedroom at 1am to groggily complain to you and your partner, "I can hear you all the way down the hall!" 🤫

Because you were playing Red Dead Redemption 2, trampling fish with your horse, and laughing hysterically. 😞
February 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The kind pharmacist just said to me "Try to get some sleep."

On a completely unrelated note, anyone have any recommendations for skin care / hair care / weight loss / total body replacement products? 💀
February 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Producer Life:
When you're wearing headphones and you don't realize how loudly you're blurting out "that's SICK!!" until your partner says "Making music again?"
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The best Valentines Day gift of all: Letting me sleep-in on Saturday. 😴☺️
February 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm a 6'1" Little Spoon -- one of those long, skinny, awkward barspoons.

Spending Valentines Day with my Big Spoon has been a dreamy treat. 🥰

I hope you all find your spoons today.

With love,
Ears & Tails 🫶
February 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Parenting is making a Valentines Day card for yourself, and giving it to your three year old, so he can give it to you. 🩷

Happy Valentines Day everybody! 🫶
February 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have SO MANY work-in-progress songs that are SO GOOD and I don't know which one to finish first. Musical paralysis aaaahhh!! 😫
February 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I found the shoe-shopping loophole:

It doesn't count if you're shopping for your toddler! 👟
February 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Got a hearing exam today, and the doctor told me I have "superhuman" hearing. After years of raving! Whew!! ☺️

But don't tell my partner. She still thinks I can't hear her! 🤫
January 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Bluetooth in the car starts quietly autoplaying a song.

Me: 😯 Ooo... this sounds good. Who is this?
(Turns it up)
Oh! It's me... derp. 🥴

Happy Friday Eve, friends! 🫶

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Wanna Go Boom
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January 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just because I can take a lot of abuse doesn't mean you should abuse me
January 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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If you don’t know how to pronounce Fhqwhgads, you’re too young for me.
January 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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January 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM