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Movies, tv, music, sneakers, and sports. An Auburn fan that likes Saban and hates Freeze. I’m getting married. There will be pics and stuff here at some point elizabethandezra.com
Had to do a whole peace themed Olympic opening ceremony to try to get the attention of the American president so he might not blow up the world
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Had to do a whole peace themed Olympic opening ceremony to try to get the attention of the American president so he might not blow up the world
I am glad to see so many people calling for the *staffer that posted the Obama meme to be fired.
*the staffer was the president tho
*the staffer was the president tho
February 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I am glad to see so many people calling for the *staffer that posted the Obama meme to be fired.
*the staffer was the president tho
*the staffer was the president tho
I get why you might want to boycott Amazon, but I hope you get that if you are reading this you are using the internet and thus not boycotting the most profitable part of Amazon.
February 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I get why you might want to boycott Amazon, but I hope you get that if you are reading this you are using the internet and thus not boycotting the most profitable part of Amazon.
Just realized how happy I am that Trump will be out of office by the time the 2028 summer games happen. And also how gross the World Cup is gonna be.
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Just realized how happy I am that Trump will be out of office by the time the 2028 summer games happen. And also how gross the World Cup is gonna be.
Shame on you, @sewell.house.gov. You are complicit with this regime.
February 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Shame on you, @sewell.house.gov. You are complicit with this regime.
Wonder Man is great
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Wonder Man is great
Someone needs to do a Doug the Bounty Hunter parody/mashup
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Someone needs to do a Doug the Bounty Hunter parody/mashup
I think a better generational dividing line than years is whether you think of Demi Moore’s husband as Bruce Willis or Ashton Kutcher
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I think a better generational dividing line than years is whether you think of Demi Moore’s husband as Bruce Willis or Ashton Kutcher
I was just told that technically Selena Gomez married Benoit Blanc and I am shook
January 27, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I was just told that technically Selena Gomez married Benoit Blanc and I am shook
Someone tried to steal the space I had been waiting for with blinker on for 4-5 mins during lunch rush. I got the space, but I think a good lawyer could have gotten me off for the murder if they had succeeded at stealing the spot.
January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Someone tried to steal the space I had been waiting for with blinker on for 4-5 mins during lunch rush. I got the space, but I think a good lawyer could have gotten me off for the murder if they had succeeded at stealing the spot.
What if I told you The West Wing was really just a show about PR and journalism with politics as a macguffin
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 AM
What if I told you The West Wing was really just a show about PR and journalism with politics as a macguffin
This thing where Netflix is trying to get us to watch live as a dude falls off a skyscraper is so 2026
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM
This thing where Netflix is trying to get us to watch live as a dude falls off a skyscraper is so 2026
I know Indiana had never won before because I’ve never heard that many people sing along with we are the champions
January 20, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I know Indiana had never won before because I’ve never heard that many people sing along with we are the champions
I guess it’s time for this i.makeagif.com/media/2-23-2...
i.makeagif.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I guess it’s time for this i.makeagif.com/media/2-23-2...
Imagine showing up at a VRBO and there’s like a literal handful of championship rings in a locked display. I’m losing that deposit.
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Imagine showing up at a VRBO and there’s like a literal handful of championship rings in a locked display. I’m losing that deposit.
Is this dude playing a Casio?
January 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Is this dude playing a Casio?
A thing I realized today is that if a woman I don’t know is helping me I’ll call her ma’am, but if it’s a dude I’ll judge whether I think he’s a dick and sir or not appropriately.
No, I haven’t spoken to my father in the last year. Why do you ask?
No, I haven’t spoken to my father in the last year. Why do you ask?
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
A thing I realized today is that if a woman I don’t know is helping me I’ll call her ma’am, but if it’s a dude I’ll judge whether I think he’s a dick and sir or not appropriately.
No, I haven’t spoken to my father in the last year. Why do you ask?
No, I haven’t spoken to my father in the last year. Why do you ask?
I had a lot of stuff on my Trump bingo card, but sending late night post-break-up style texts to the world leaders who spurned him was not one of the boxes. Dude never fails to be worse than imagined. www.bbc.com/news/live/cx...
Trump's texts with Norway's PM linking Nobel Peace Prize to Greenland demands released in full
Trump says he will impose 10% tariffs on the UK and other countries that oppose his plan to take over Greenland - rising to 25% later in the year.
www.bbc.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I had a lot of stuff on my Trump bingo card, but sending late night post-break-up style texts to the world leaders who spurned him was not one of the boxes. Dude never fails to be worse than imagined. www.bbc.com/news/live/cx...
I feel like after 20 years it’s time for the west wing 2.0 with president Sam Seaborn and White House council Charlie Young
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I feel like after 20 years it’s time for the west wing 2.0 with president Sam Seaborn and White House council Charlie Young
I can’t believe it took this long on The Pitt for someone to call someone a gunner
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I can’t believe it took this long on The Pitt for someone to call someone a gunner
I have new insurance and the new one charges extra (more than 3x) for 90 days of a prescription than they do for 30 days. So like a $5 30-day becomes a $20 90-day.
Which is to say insurance companies are assholes.
Which is to say insurance companies are assholes.
January 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I have new insurance and the new one charges extra (more than 3x) for 90 days of a prescription than they do for 30 days. So like a $5 30-day becomes a $20 90-day.
Which is to say insurance companies are assholes.
Which is to say insurance companies are assholes.
Of course @verizonofficial.bsky.social restores service to basically everyone but me and three other people. Wife has service on same plan. I’m still SOS
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Of course @verizonofficial.bsky.social restores service to basically everyone but me and three other people. Wife has service on same plan. I’m still SOS
Play trivia tonight at Rojo! Here are some hints free of charge
January 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Play trivia tonight at Rojo! Here are some hints free of charge
I just can’t trust adults who regularly drink whole milk
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I just can’t trust adults who regularly drink whole milk
Maybe I’ve missed it in the last week or so, but I’d really like to see someone ask someone in the administration even if we were to give the ICE officer the Mount Everest sized benefit of the doubt, how do you justify the second and third shot?
January 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Maybe I’ve missed it in the last week or so, but I’d really like to see someone ask someone in the administration even if we were to give the ICE officer the Mount Everest sized benefit of the doubt, how do you justify the second and third shot?