Ted Shiress
@eccentricman87.bsky.social
World-famous Cher impersonator
I'm starting a new trend. Every time some twat parks up on a kerb and makes my life hard I'm posting their number plate.
BV63 LLF
BV63 LLF
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'm starting a new trend. Every time some twat parks up on a kerb and makes my life hard I'm posting their number plate.
BV63 LLF
BV63 LLF
I have a few years before my son asks me to explain what natural selection is but I'm saving this to help me
December 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I have a few years before my son asks me to explain what natural selection is but I'm saving this to help me
How The BBC Should Have Apologised To TRUMP
YouTube video by TedTalksPolyTicksAndStuff
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November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Reading that Black and Asian nurses feel uncomfortable going into homes with Union Jacks outside.
Well, give them what they want then and don't go there... by that I mean, leave grandad in his soiled nappy until he stops being a racist pr1ck.
Well, give them what they want then and don't go there... by that I mean, leave grandad in his soiled nappy until he stops being a racist pr1ck.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Reading that Black and Asian nurses feel uncomfortable going into homes with Union Jacks outside.
Well, give them what they want then and don't go there... by that I mean, leave grandad in his soiled nappy until he stops being a racist pr1ck.
Well, give them what they want then and don't go there... by that I mean, leave grandad in his soiled nappy until he stops being a racist pr1ck.
Glen Matlock has said John Lydon will never play with The Sex Pistols again due to "political conflicts".
What a polite way to say "He's an insufferable fascist c**t"
What a polite way to say "He's an insufferable fascist c**t"
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Glen Matlock has said John Lydon will never play with The Sex Pistols again due to "political conflicts".
What a polite way to say "He's an insufferable fascist c**t"
What a polite way to say "He's an insufferable fascist c**t"
No Rio Ferdinand, That's Not How It Works!
YouTube video by TedTalksPolyTicksAndStuff
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November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It's ironic that 4x4s are considered "off-road" vehicles yet the only off-roading most of their drivers indulge in is to park right up on the f'n pavement
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's ironic that 4x4s are considered "off-road" vehicles yet the only off-roading most of their drivers indulge in is to park right up on the f'n pavement
Those damn immigrants are costing us SO MUCH*.
*Video may contain a vital subtext
youtube.com/shorts/SvmRk...
*Video may contain a vital subtext
youtube.com/shorts/SvmRk...
ASYLUM Seakers Are Costing Us HOW Much??!!
YouTube video by TedTalksPolyTicksAndStuff
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November 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Those damn immigrants are costing us SO MUCH*.
*Video may contain a vital subtext
youtube.com/shorts/SvmRk...
*Video may contain a vital subtext
youtube.com/shorts/SvmRk...
Apparently there's now a Rosie Jones Foundation. Just think, if my career as a sweary cp comic ever took off there could have been a Ted Shiress Foundation. Admittedly it would have been a scam so I could buy more beer, but still.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Apparently there's now a Rosie Jones Foundation. Just think, if my career as a sweary cp comic ever took off there could have been a Ted Shiress Foundation. Admittedly it would have been a scam so I could buy more beer, but still.
Reposted by Ted Shiress
Important to remember!
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Important to remember!
What's On Your Phone, TOMMY ROBINSON?
YouTube video by TedTalksPolyTicksAndStuff
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November 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Sorry, but how can you difinitively be 'not guilty' if you refuse to show the police your phone? It's like coming back from the pub, saying you haven't pissed yourself while making sure your wife doesn't see your trousers.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Sorry, but how can you difinitively be 'not guilty' if you refuse to show the police your phone? It's like coming back from the pub, saying you haven't pissed yourself while making sure your wife doesn't see your trousers.
The fastest moving things known to man
Light
Electrons
Erika Kirk
Light
Electrons
Erika Kirk
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The fastest moving things known to man
Light
Electrons
Erika Kirk
Light
Electrons
Erika Kirk
Zak Polanski Is Scaring The RIGHT People
YouTube video by TedTalksPolyTicksAndStuff
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October 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My views on playing for the gov't of SAUDI ARABIA
youtu.be/NXPgU4ysryo
youtu.be/NXPgU4ysryo
Why I'm So ANGRY At Bill Burr
YouTube video by TedTalksPolyTicksAndStuff
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My views on playing for the gov't of SAUDI ARABIA
youtu.be/NXPgU4ysryo
youtu.be/NXPgU4ysryo
A TRANS-MAN Walks Into A Bar...
YouTube video by TedTalksPolyTicksAndStuff
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October 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Well Done Caerphilly!
YouTube video by TedTalksPolyTicksAndStuff
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October 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Forgot yesterday was World Cerebral Palsy Day.
So yeah, CP is a thing I have; I wouldn't recommend it.
So yeah, CP is a thing I have; I wouldn't recommend it.
October 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Forgot yesterday was World Cerebral Palsy Day.
So yeah, CP is a thing I have; I wouldn't recommend it.
So yeah, CP is a thing I have; I wouldn't recommend it.
A disabled man tries to justify singing badly for clicks...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3QU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3QU...
My Justification For 'A Disabled YouTuber Sings'
YouTube video by Ted Shiress
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October 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A disabled man tries to justify singing badly for clicks...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3QU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3QU...
DISABLED YouTuber Sings THE POGUES #funny
YouTube video by Ted Shiress
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October 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Disabled YouTuber Sings THREE Iconic LED ZEPPELIN Endings
YouTube video by Ted Shiress
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September 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Remember, every time you read the word TYLENOL they're trying to make you forget the word EPSTEIN.
September 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Remember, every time you read the word TYLENOL they're trying to make you forget the word EPSTEIN.
Legendary Bassist Danny Thompson Has Died
YouTube video by Ted Shiress
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September 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Charlie Kirk was so right-wing he believed in rape in the case of abortion.
September 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Charlie Kirk was so right-wing he believed in rape in the case of abortion.
I've found that transcript the FBI say they've got hold of! #CharlieKirk
September 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I've found that transcript the FBI say they've got hold of! #CharlieKirk